>yesterday >it's my little sister's birthday >she's a literal 13 year old Stacy >fucking spoiled as shit as well >always tells me to leave the house already as I am 26 years old >hate her guts >be lactose intolerant >she and her classmates were out bowling >eat a shit ton of varying dairy products >2 different kinds of yogurt, 3 different kinds of cheese and 2 tall glasses of milk >a deadlier version of mustard gas starts building up inside of me >spend the next 15 minutes farting inside my sister's bedroom >farted in every single sleeping bag and corner >10 minutes later sister comes back >they all run upstairs to watch some gay dancing movie >sister opens door >a wall of sulfuric gas hits her and her friends in the face >one of the quiet kids almost fainted >sister yells at parents >parents suspect it's a gas leak because they thought no man could produce such stench >got off scot-free
the nigger screenshot your post and plans to upload it on plebbit for upvotes. day of the rope in 3 months.
Robert Adams
>traumatize stacy sister by poopoo air Truly the hero we did not deserve
Eli Williams
I love this board.. I'm crying
Luis Ramirez
>using chemical attacks on your siblings
You should be arrested for domestic terrorism.
Lucas Hall
you are my new reason to live now user
Connor Reed
Absolutely based user Keep fighting the good fight
Nathan Ward
>you didn't fucking rape your 13 year old sister in her whore pussy shit story
Isaiah Bennett
found the 16 year old 4
Samuel Wood
Sounds like a fetish
Jeremiah Edwards
>hurr hurr farts poop Fuck her slut hole. Make her incest pregnant.
Landon Mitchell
How about I rape your edgy boipucci instead?
Eli Wilson
make your stupid fucking sister bleed from her cunt. She deserves to be hurt by her brother's cock.
Isaac Adams
>mummy no gibby tendies >"sorry user i don't have money" >alright..... >"user why are you standing so clo-*WHAP*" >use my deep voice >YOU PROMISED YOU GET THEM TODAY >i slap her again >shes on the ground using her arms to protect herself >i stomp her a few times >i feint another strike >she flinches >hehehh >grab her by the hair >now tell me. Are you going to get my tendies? >"y-yes, user" she says through tears >shake her head back and fourth as i ask >and a free blowey joey? >"...." >smack her a few more times >"Yes, user just please stop.. i'll get you your tendies" >switch back to my good boy voice >teehee! thanks mummy! >tfw eating tendies as i type this