Yesterday

>yesterday
>it's my little sister's birthday
>she's a literal 13 year old Stacy
>fucking spoiled as shit as well
>always tells me to leave the house already as I am 26 years old
>hate her guts
>be lactose intolerant
>she and her classmates were out bowling
>eat a shit ton of varying dairy products
>2 different kinds of yogurt, 3 different kinds of cheese and 2 tall glasses of milk
>a deadlier version of mustard gas starts building up inside of me
>spend the next 15 minutes farting inside my sister's bedroom
>farted in every single sleeping bag and corner
>10 minutes later sister comes back
>they all run upstairs to watch some gay dancing movie
>sister opens door
>a wall of sulfuric gas hits her and her friends in the face
>one of the quiet kids almost fainted
>sister yells at parents
>parents suspect it's a gas leak because they thought no man could produce such stench
>got off scot-free

Anyone else /devilish/?

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Annnnnnnnnd posted.

Thanks bud.

what do you mean?

oringope

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God damn that made me laugh dude, gottem good

the nigger screenshot your post and plans to upload it on plebbit for upvotes. day of the rope in 3 months.

>traumatize stacy sister by poopoo air
Truly the hero we did not deserve

I love this board.. I'm crying

>using chemical attacks on your siblings

You should be arrested for domestic terrorism.

you are my new reason to live now user

Absolutely based user
Keep fighting the good fight

>you didn't fucking rape your 13 year old sister in her whore pussy
shit story

found the 16 year old
4

Sounds like a fetish

>hurr hurr farts poop
Fuck her slut hole. Make her incest pregnant.

How about I rape your edgy boipucci instead?

make your stupid fucking sister bleed from her cunt. She deserves to be hurt by her brother's cock.

>mummy no gibby tendies
>"sorry user i don't have money"
>alright.....
>"user why are you standing so clo-*WHAP*"
>use my deep voice
>YOU PROMISED YOU GET THEM TODAY
>i slap her again
>shes on the ground using her arms to protect herself
>i stomp her a few times
>i feint another strike
>she flinches
>hehehh
>grab her by the hair
>now tell me. Are you going to get my tendies?
>"y-yes, user" she says through tears
>shake her head back and fourth as i ask
>and a free blowey joey?
>"...."
>smack her a few more times
>"Yes, user just please stop.. i'll get you your tendies"
>switch back to my good boy voice
>teehee! thanks mummy!
>tfw eating tendies as i type this

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Welcome to the 4chins.
Very funn e greentext.

This isn't Tumblr faggot

You're the only one who deserves a raping right now.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH. White knight who only feels like a man when a women is in trouble.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH. Edgy 16 year old who only feels like a man when hiding behind a keyboard.

your sister is a whore and your fart fetish is garbage

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH. I'm just telling the truth.

Why does everything have to be a fetish you sex-obsessed freak?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH. So am I.

it's not. He's based af. Every man can distinguish whos a thot and whos not just by looking at them.

whores are only worthy of contempt, being beaten or being butchered.

seems we are at an impasse then.

sudden death. yer mom gay

Your faggot fart stories are shit and not funny. You post them all the time. If your sister is even real then she should be fucked by her family.

Awww, did your mom not love you? :(

I totally value the opinion of some 16 y/o edge-lord.

lmao kys yourself my man

>kys
Not until you fill your little sister's tummy with your semen, dude!

>its another: Normie plays armchair psychologist to try to appear smart but only demonstrates his ignorance

FACT: If you don't agree with my statement you are a soychild and a cuck at that.

>if you're not a woman-hating psychopath you're a [enter meme insult here]
Enjoy your lonely death I guess lol

>normie threat

you can't threaten me with a lonely death. I was born from the void, it's my familiar.

EPIC story eddgit bro

the word edgy being used this much in one thread
good lord

>le bane face