/britfeel/

Delicious NEET poos plopping into the loo

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First for just won a game of minesweeper lads

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Second for NO MOULD

I am on 800 quid a month. i dont know what to spend my money on, its just sitting there.

anime figs obvs

hardly any room for them and i barely watch anime.

>normie housemate starts doing same uni module as me
>attends every class, always does extra work and reading
>i show up for the first couple weeks then stop going for the rest of the year
>get essay grades back
>72%
>ask her what she got
>she failed the module
why do brainlets even try

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Lucky you motherfucker.

I make 3000 a month on a good month and I spend it all. Socialising, dental bills, alcohol, rent, trying to eat good quality healthy food. It just evaporates.

cooking some food up to eat lads, haha what a day.

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then buy a shelf to put them on

I'm on neetbux and can't even spend all my money. Just piles up. Got 5 figures stashed in bank and other places away from prying eyes of benny boys

To the neetlads who are accumulating money -

Keep it. You will need it one day. I guarantee you.

how the fuck you guys do it, i can barely save any bennies

Can I apply for UK neetbux even if I do not live in the UK?
If not: But muh hooooman rightz.

being a borderline hikki helps.

If I was on dla/pips I'd be minted, but I didn't wanna risk my neetbux applying for it.

>we have a telepathic in britfeel

how will death chan die?

Had to pay for a funeral (nearly 3k), so yea, I needed it

>1 parent to go

That's gonna be """fun""" when it becomes 0

easy, dont do anything that costs a lot of money. Most people spend loads of money on drugs and drinking. I barely drink and i dont do any drugs.

the only thing i spend money on is food, rent, travel and the odd book.

Wish I could save money.

I feel like the only way I can actually save some money is to increase my income substantially.

Got some chill comfy tunes on lads. What're we up to this evening?
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I have to pay to keep my car going which is my main expense. I live in an area where I cant be without it

fuck off you cheeky sod

>food

Eating decent quality food is incredibly expensive. Bulking out your diet with loads of cheap carbs catches up with you eventually.

>Rent

You must live in a very cheap part of the country.

>Travel

How do you travel for cheap? Just easyjet and hostels?

Cars are a bastard. Everything seems to go wrong at once, mine has been completely fine for a year and in the space of 3 weeks it has started clunking when you turn the wheel at low speeds, the check engine light has come on, and I think a wheel bearing is starting to get noisy. Seriously tempted to clear the codes, polish it up, and trade it in for something much newer on a hire purchase agreement with a warranty

>How do you travel for cheap?

i mean i only travel around my city, so money for bus, train or taxi.

>Eating decent quality food is incredibly expensive.

is it? i can buy the food i need for working out from asda and its pretty cheap.

any you rich lads want to buy me nier?

my current car is a shitbox but it runs so it will do for now. managed to slip it through an MOT for a year, hopefully thats long enough for me to get some money to replace it

Go wank over crona on discord you thirsty prison gay shit Sagiri

Er
Literally, what?

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Yeah I am worried it is going to fail its MOT on all that then I will be stuck having to fix it. I could trade it in before then to avoid that hassle. I can see why people do the PCP / lease thing in all honesty

calm down berry, crona is not yours..

Lads, how do I show someone important to me that I've changed without it seeming like I'm just going through the motions to tick off points?

I eat (and drink) incredibly well for 150 a month. I'm an ok cook though, so I never buy takeaways, or expensive ready meals (which I find taste horribly salty anyway)

I eat mostly fish, steak, avocados, olive oil, grass fed butter and fresh veggies and it costs me a fucking fortune.

I suppose if you're massively into working out you can get a lot of calories from cheap stuff like oats, cheap chicken breast, etc. But I eat for mental clarity and mood so it's important for me to get most of my calories from good quality fats, which cost a fortune.

Crona said he's sending you lewds yesterday

looking forward to /nightwalk/ tonight, been having a look at a few nice fields im gonna go for a wander around

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>anime shitter becomes prison gay

Practically a cliche by this point.

get a load of this one lad

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Well that would be quite literally, and utterly false.
I've not received such and I don't intend to either.

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I spend 270 a month.

What are you buying for 150?

i love my gf, i think she's really hot and our sex is great
but i always have to think about other girls in order to cum
does this mean something?

I want to get the drinks in.

Should I get the drinks in?

wow how now wow how now brown cow?
I just wanted to know how

>0 mines

Lad...

Fuck knows lad. I love my gf too but I always think about other women, not necessarily when we're having sex but other times. Think about an ex of mine constantly.

Still feel like we have a good relationship though. I suppose it's just the difference between reality and fantasy, I can always fantasise about how it would be to be with someone else and look at the life she presents on social media and imagine it's perfect in my head, but reality is never perfect. In fact it's usually just shit and you have to deal with it.

>not using the tutoring opportunity to get her into bed

You are the real brainlet.

Nice one, be sure to take some pictures. I'm also heading out tonight, I'll probably be earlier than you

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I think maybe you're overthinking entirely if you need to think about anyone/thing to cum. Also maybe your sex life isn't that great if you need to emotionally detach like that to enjoy yourself.

If it makes you feel any better, she's probably doing the same.

>i think she's really hot

well you don't, clearly

If she does, she's incredibly good at making it seem like she doesn't, so it's all good with me. If I never suspect i'm happy enough.

this guy's pictures are already nightmare fuel without all these creepy edits

look at the file name and it will tell you
it means i placed 0 mine markers, you can see how many mines there are in the image

yeah i do this even when their friends are less hot

by the sex is great i mean it feels really good while its happening, its just that final little push actually cumming that i struggle with
like how you can edge while wanking and it still feels good without cumming
this guy gets it
from an objective standpoint i think she's very hot

If you don't instantly nut when you insert the tip you're not attracted to her on a psychological level.

Legend, laddo.

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>its just that final little push actually cumming
Switch off my dude, be in the moment. You're too in your head, it's not like fapping. You don't need to fantasize.

1000 calories today

#proud

lmao, it's only tim lid, he's as harmless as a butterfly

Oh shit the drinks are in. Nicht gut

>didn't load up on anime at the weekend
>only have Elfen Lied and Stein's Gate to get me through the week

Are they even that good?

Going to bring my xbone downstairs and get comfy and fully immerse myself in minecraft. Going to mine all night long, doing edge to edge on my map, going to highlight it all.
Fuck, just remembered i lost my old map when i fell in a lava lake. Fuck. I'll have to make a new 1 first

WELLLLL WE'RE GOIN TO THE ROAD HOUSE GONNA HAVE A REAL

AH GOOD TIME

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It is past 5, it is even acceptable for normies to be getting the drinks in. Enjoy lad

t.been drinking since lunch time

why aren't you getting fit right now?

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are you the same lad that was saying he was fed up with listening to pop music, the other day/week.
it's just he posted grimes, and an user I posted some songs for the other day posted grimes as well. wonder if you're the same chap
have a song
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I really enjoyed Elfen Lied, but I was 14 when I watched it.

fuck off underage normie student cunt

just go

Aw lad, nothing worse than losing your map. I'm a bit of a degenerate and usually turn off item loss to save the faff myself.

aye, it's the same person. but I never said I was sick of it, just that I can't stop listening to it.

maybe later. i'm trying to put all my effort into cleaning the house and my life. for too long I've not given a shit about my surroundings, and if anybody sees mu house they know I speak the truth.
i'm going to try change my ways. if I succeed in this i'll tackle fitness later. maybe not proper fitness, but being more healthy is something I'll aim for

fake trip. /ourlass/ loves us all.

Thought you were better than that to be honest Monica. Enjoy going to the game on your own.

Oh and thanks for the song, did they use it in Rocket League? I liked it but wouldn't have been able to put a name to it.

Did anyone save that photo of Crona? I missed it.

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Well lads, what about your significant other?

Because I want to die young, and I don't want to actively kill myself because Jesus won't be happy.

He's a normie, he doesn't belong here, there are thousands of other places he could be like on facebook, the club, student union

How did you get that from my post? I work away from home and have to stay in an absolute dive of a room during the week. There's not enough space for my PC so all I have is a laptop that can't run any games

if you mean the girl who doesnt know im stalking her then on friday night she was curled up on the couch under a blanket watching a film, i couldnt stare long enough to see what film she was watching though

>anime is normie now

ah, maybe that was my interpretation of. it did seem like you was unhappy with it and wanted other things to listen to,but, my assumption of most things are regularly wrong. my bad
and it's from GTA V
and this, because i'm in a sharing mood is also gta but from IV from the ballad of gay tony
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if you cba with it all, this is prob my favourite. well this and the first song from the maisonette 9
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I think its the anime he was watching.

By finally agreeing to meet DM
The DM user is a nonce isn't funny anymore

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I think it's just poley being an autist

he said he raped a 17 year old yesterday

Fine, defend yourself

Why didn't you watch Steins;Gate back when it was airing? Why only now? It was extremely popular

How are even completely unaware of its quality?

Don't you post all the time about worthless NEETs in this thread and how you're better than them for having a job.

17 is legal, and rape is a social construct

stop being nasty. all you do is consume media anyway, you can hardly call anyone else a normie.

now apologize to the young chap and post boipucci :^

Agreed, anime is in no way normie. The only thing that would come close is DDLC as practically every youtuber covered it, but even then it would raise eyebrows amongst most fifa and cod playing normies

Why are you needlessly gate keeping?

I guess you could say he's Steins;Gatekeeping

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Glad I could set you up for that one user.

The only acceptable pass time is reading the bible, anything else is normie.

Crona never send you any pic's of him dressed up like a girl?

Do you talk to Crona off site at all?
Do you like him?

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haha no worries lad, always on the look out for new tunes.
As for the songs, knew I knew it from somewhere, cheers for sharing lad. Always appreciate anons giving me new music.

fucking beat me to it
kind of a crap joke anyway desu

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wasn't the bible created to tell norms how to live their lives?