ITT: Phrases that piss you off

>mood
wtf are you even supposed to respond with

>can I get a
instead of
>can I have a

>keep telling yourself that
Fuck anyone who says this. It's a cheap lazy way to win an argument.

>can I have a
Instead of
>Might I aquire

jesus loves you oroginal

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
0riginal

>why do you look so angry all the time?
BECAUSE I FUCKING AM ANGRY ALL THE TIME SHUT THE FUCK UP

>sending good vibes!
Fuck you and fuck your vibes

Same actually, feels bad man.
At least I have some life energy though

you respond
>mood

>Might I aquire
Instead of
>Would you be so kind as to provide to me

>totally stoked

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>Would you be so kind as to provide to me
Instead of
>can i get a

>sending healing vibes when someone is hurt or sick
>saying that you stay somewhere instead of saying you live there
>amazeballs
>we out here

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> How was your day user

yeah it was "great", just like every other day you've asked me that question

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>can I get a
instead of
>gib me dat

ikr? Miss me with that gay shit

>gib me dat
instead of
>GIB GIB OOH OOH AAH AAH!

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>I get mad at common phrases
Only normies would say that. Real robots don't even deal with your normie fucks.

>question for ya
almost always an indicator of a brainlet
>pardon?
said by people who take everything personally
>thank you much/thanks much
cringey mid-upper class phrase, use ad nauseum
>i bet you don't have to go to the gym
yes i work construction, thank you for reminding me numbnuts

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>grow up
i'll fucking kill you, you cunt
"grow up" while i'm skull fucking your corpse

>Don't give up!
>Don't say that!
Fuck off.

>totally awesome
>so random (lucky people dont say this much anymore)
>saying 'cool' to mean a yes in acknowledgement
>people who refer to their 'better half' or 'hubby'
FUCK

>It's 2018, why are there people that don't like faggots (aka lgbt faggotory)
Maybe because i'm not a faggot

>Any statement about women and feminism

Boy... the dellusions

>the wife and i
>muh wife
>my old lady

if you talk like this, she's regularly catching chad's nut with her face

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anyone who says
>nom
in this day and age and anyone who says
>noms
in any day and age

>the ol' ball and chain
just end it

>thanks much
Tom Nook taught me this one. I blame video games.

>gets stabbed and permanently paralyzed
A-at least I grew from the experience...

Um wow. Immature much? Sounds like someone has some growing up to do.

the missus

>at the end of the day
SHUT UP

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any pet talk drives me up the wall

>Well, that's your opinion now, and it may change in the future

You know that moment when you expect support and wishes of doing well in whatever you would try to do? Well that's what I got; some awkward "oh well nothing is set in stone in life haha lmao!!" shit which really killed my motivation at times

>Normal people scare me
Fuck off, you attention seeking cunt

>yes i work construction,
ya havin' fun yet?

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>you're not depressed user, you're just lazy and unmotivated
Tfw I'm in the opposite boat, I'm just lazy and unmotivated but my parents have threatened to send me to help before for depression I don't have

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>live your best life
10000% confirmed for fuckhead

unironically
>you're just projecting
>you're just bitter
>this is why girls won't date you,you're alone, you can't get laid etc.
as if it wasn't the way that people treat you for things out of control, and as if being frustrated about something isn't allowed.