Do you like children? (non-sexually)

That's very heartwarming. Kids are wonderful. It's only when they grow up, and lose their innocence that they become annoying little shits.

I hate children, especially happy children. Whenever I'm around kids I try to make them hate themselves.

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I'd love to have a son, possibly shy and cute.

I'm a normie Dad and I really enjoy being a parent. Yeah, it can be super stressful but the good parts really are great.

Just my personal experience, results may vary.

I like babies before they're old enough to walk and talk. Not a big fan of kids aged 3-8 really. But I gave a girl of about 7 a unicorn head plushie recently she seemed happy to have it she was running around with it in her hands

That feel when no little brother to cuddle in bed with.

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That's the girl from the deep space kino known as Interstellar.

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I'm an INFP, so I'm naturally good with kids and they can hold my attention for awhile. Unfortunately, I'm afflicted so I try to stay away from middle schoolers and such. I'll probably never have kids and marry a midgit, idk.

Yes I'd love to have a cute little girl to cuddle and nurture

>Insterstellar
>anything but dogshit

You're "afflicted"? You mean you have taste?

What is taste for a man who cannot eat?

Only my nephews. They're really cute and surprisingly very cuddly little monsters. My nieces I'm less into. They're just loud but they're younger so maybe they'll grow out of it

Ouch. That originally hurts.

I don't know how to interact with or look after little kids Even when I had to work in a paediatric hospital for 6 months I basically treated and talked to them like short adults but smiled more when I talked to them.

>if you disagree with me you are an unhappy sack of shit
kill yourself pedo

>tfw no clingy daughter to love and protect

Think of all those fathers that died in the (((war))) who never got to bond with their children.

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nop, i dont like kids, i really never want to have one, and i hate that people react as im some kind of monster for saying this kind of things

Not really, they make me smile sometimes but I just don't have much experience dealing with them so there's more anxiety and discomfor there than anything else. Little kids are ok in small doses i guess but babies I really just don't like since I'm always afraid of upsetting them and making them cry. Plus babies are kind of boring to begin with.
If I know I'm going to be around a friend or aquantinces kids I'll sometimes try to have something on me like foreign coins or other vaguely interesting little trinkets like that to give though. They seems to appreciate that sort of thing and judging from parents reactions it seems a fairly appropriate thing to do occasionally in the right context.

I hate both children and babies. Children are dumb and annoying. I don't watch television or movies with child charactsrs and I leave video games if I hear a kid on the mic. I hate babies because they are boring as fuck and I have nothing to say to them. I also refuse to do "baby-talk" to speak to them. This results my family making fun of me for the fact that I have no desire to hold or interact with my baby cousins. Despite all this I still wabt children of my own. I guess its different when the children are yours.

Think up your dream daughter (or son)
>Looks up to me
>Innocent as fuck
>Says the most adorable things
>Gets scared but knows I'll protect her
>Wants me to watch stuff with her

Nothing else needs to be added to this picture, but because of the robot, I must.

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who here /devilish/
little brothers are shit
t. older brother

>Greets you gleefully when you come back home in the evening and asks you to pick her up and hold her

This would make my life complete.

I'd like to think I'd be a good parent, but then I'm not the most patient of people

Based as fuck. They need trauma and humility in thei adolescence to humble them.

If I had a kid I'd only want a son. My husband would have to deal with our first son carrying on my fathers' last name since I can't

That is literally perfect.

Little brothers are fucking cancer and only respect you if youre a chad.

oh really?

>organically original.

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Kids are like perpetually drunk people that you have to take care of. And sometimes they're even more disgusting than drunks and you have to teach them manners but they're little shits and just clam up your shit with their filthy hands that have been god knows where. If you're unlucky, the rebellious phase lasts for fucking ages and you lose your mind and health like my parents did. Oh yeah and even if you try, your kid might still turn out fucked, in which case everyone sees you for the broken parent and broken person you really are.

>daughter grows up from being cute and adorable to rebellious slut that hates you

I would having a father that posts anime images on the social retard board of Jow Forums warrants getting angry at.

children in general are noisy and dirty

now, little girls from 9 to 13 are the cutest thing ever. if only i could get paid for stare at them all day

go be a teacher
>and something original here

baby sitter. there you go.
just be wary of house cameras

All the stories on that subreddit are made up. Why do you keep falling for that bait?

How easy would it be for a 20 something creepy robot to even get a babysitter job?
I can't imagine anybody would hire you
>no plans to do it, just asking

dress nice and say you're going to college for [smart sounding degree here] and you can help tutor when they're away. i don't know, man. if you ask your parents if they know someone that's looking for a babysitter you might be lucky. take the chance.

no fuck that
>had a big family with a bunch of kids
>i was usually the one to babysit them
>literally the worst fucking creatures ive ever seen
>just snot nosed brats that ruin everything
fuck kids man they are kinda cute for awhile until they become a serious burden on your life and you are constantly stressed

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My biggest dream was always to be a dad but ironically I am unfit to have children.

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nice try toastie roastie.
kys!

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Someone better give me a girl to cuddle before I do unthinkable things you naive little cocksuckers
I could raise a cute little girl better than most parents but only want them for their good moments, so call me "uncle"
Submit or die

Good I hope more die and then children start selling for packs of cigarettes
FUCK YOU NORMIES
>little princess
Would let that one starve

Yes, it is my dream, I want to be a mother, five kids, I want beautiful and healty kids.

jesus christ
i feel so sorry for the dad goddamn

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I have a lot of siblings and I really love kids. They can be irritating, but the lack of the harshness that the world leaves on you after growing up a bit is refreshing, and they get so much joy out of small things. It's nice to make someone happy and it's easy to make them happy. It makes you feel like a more valuable person to make a positive difference in someone else's life.

>boo hoo my human daughter at the age of seventeen likes sex
>sobbing for literally twenty minutes

I hate society, this coming from a robot.

My dream is to raise a kid to not be the fuckup i am. basically to be a normie

I don't like being around kids but I'd like to meet a nice girl and have a few with her
The point of your life is to carry the family legacy

I have a beautiful niece and nephew that I would literally kill to protect. My sister had twins 7 months ago and they're great little kids. I'm considering getting certified as a teacher so I can home school them because of how fucked up the American education system is.

yeah kind of

not sure if i want kids of my own though because while i like little kids i don't trust adults or any other human for the most part

will you get jealous if they have a better life than you? how will you relate to them if they are a normie and you're a robot?

have/had very young family members. They're only nice to have around from ages 6-12. Everything else is a nightmare. 13+ they start becoming normal dicks. 1-5 they're nothing but messes to clean up. 100% of the time though, they're a money sink.

I would love to have a child but I cannot allow such thing now.
I used to take care of a friend like if he was my child, I just never told him I saw him like my son when I gave him expensive gifts, when I took him to eat, when I gave him advice, when I paid her an escort, when I was there for him when everyone leaved.
But he got a girlfriend and he changed, so much that he started just taking advantage of me.
That made me really sad and I had to leave him.
I miss having a friend-son.

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>tfw a loli Mackenzie Foy will never eat your ass

They are annoying and stupid. I could love my own kid though. Nobody else's.

Based /tv/ poster

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I share your wish, user.

I will know true happiness when I'm holding my daughter's hand and my wife holds the other while walking at the beach.

[Spoiler]so never [/Spoiler]

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Children are extremely dirty. Having a child go to school all day and come home and touch your stuff is worse than licking the handle of a grocery cart. Also they get headlice which I am scared of. They have high voices that hurt my autism and they are always making noise playing or laughing or crying. The poop and the snot and the vomit and the drool are obscene too. I just hate children so much. They are stupid and smell like shit and can't do anything. They can't talk right and they run slow and they're clumsy. Most of all DIRTY and LOUD. I would rather kill myself than reproduce.
Also you have to have sex to get them and I'm not doing that sick shit.

How the fuck would you know about fulfilling experiences when you stunted your development by having kids?

My sister and I never grew up to be sluts and we had a slut mom.

I'm INFP and I want to put kids in the microwave and watch them pop like gremlins.

This pretty much but I don't want kids at all. I'm not fucking stupid like this poster.

>poops the bed
>gives you scabies
>screams like razor blades on your eardrums
>breaks your treasures

Can you elaborate on how he took advantage of you? I'm interested in your story user, here's a (You).

I used to think I wanted a girl. I still do I supposed but eventually had to ask myself why I didn't want a boy. I think I've decided its because I have no self-esteem and don't think I would be able to raise a strong son. A girl is almost expected to be weak, feminine, dependant on others and any self-sufficiency beyond that is an added plus.

But a man who can't support himself and others is a failure and that relfects upon the parents, especially (or lack thereof) a father.

At this point though I don't even want kids. I just want to not hate myself and want someone else in my life who could love me the way a spouse is supposed to love one another.

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I'm nowhere near ready to raise a child but it sounds nice once you get past the infant and toddler age.
Post daughterfus

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I hypocritically see the very young and very old as weak.

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Maybe one day when i get older and dont an hero I might want kids, but I dont particularly want them now. I feel like im okay with being alone and not having a family and instead focusing on my hobbies and interests. Plus i dont think i would be a good parent anyways. If 2D girls were real it would be a different story

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I love children

Originalle

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Well, he goes to college so naturally he has like ramen to eat all month.
I didn't went to college but I work at the military so I tried to help him, giving him money so he could buy books, buying him healthy food, cooking for him, damn I even made beer with him, we would hang out like 3 or 4 times a week at least for a few hours and we where always really considerate for eachother, he never had money for nothing but that was ok, he was my friend and I loved him like a son.
But we'll, he got the girlfriend and suddenly everything changed for some reason.
We hanged out a lot less, not like that was a problem, we still saw eachother 1~2 times a week, I understood he needed that free time, yet when we hanged out he just kept on his phone all day or suddenly looked sad, I could see this realtionship was really stressful for him.
He started drinking a lot and I had to talk to him.amd somehow I rescued him from falling into alcoholism, but his parents stopped paying te rent, he told me, so I moved out with him.
Like 2 months afther moving with him, I find his notebook unlocked, being the silly guy I am I just go ahead and do the classic "I'm gay" facebook post, then open his whatsapp so to change his picture and troll in general and that's when I find a rather weird chat of him.and his girlfriend talking about the rent.
Turns out his parents where still paying the rent and all the money I was paying, he kept it for himself.
His plan was just to have me there for some months so he could get some nice money to move out with his girlfriend, some shitty mcdonalds also called him in to start working (I was paying his telephone bills till he got a job)
Worst of all, he bad-mouthed me behinnd my back and kept lying to me about a lot of stuff.
When I tried to talk to him about it he just kept acting like he didn't know what I was talking about.
I knew that guy for 11 years.
It hurts a lot, I would have given him the money if he just had told me

I want to have a son to teach him to be a sociopath and fuck everyone over and have a good life, since I failed in life by not understanding this until it was too late.

But... it's too late.

i want to like children and i guess ive liked some children but i hate my sister and my brother so maybe not.

I think all young children are just straight-up sociopaths, that there is nothing more cruel then a child.

But then again, my sister is probably going to grow up to be a whore, and it's probably my fault for the lack of attention I gave her.

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I only like children sexually. I would only want a cute daughter so I could fuck her.

no. my brother has kids, i find them extremely annoying