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child B gets the flute ofc
Now stop derailing the thread plz my man

How fucking degenerate can you be to give this fucking flute to anyone but B?

that's not what a preface is for

>ex-ex-cuse me
>what? can't you go around the other isle?
>yes i can.

This is something Id be willing to try

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I would take my pants and boxers off and stand over her and then initiate the conversation

>d-das not what the PREFACE is fur

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Oh course I'm not.
>Grab hot coffee
>Remove lid and throw contents of cup in her eyes
>Kick her kidneys
>Slam her to the ground
>Stomp head several times
>Notice breathing has stopped
>Pull out machete and disembowel just in case
>Play with guts a bit
>Mission accomplished, walk away
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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how old is this picture? there are no bookstores left in my town

>he posts violent stories on Jow Forums outside of /b/
THE FEDS ARE COMING YOU MADMAN GET OUT AND RUN

>slowly remove her shoes and sniff her feet
>turn 360 degrees and move forward
>take the Minecraft book with the Creeper face on it
>Say "hey, do you wanna play Minecraft with me?"
>Don't wait for an answer
>Start dancing
>"SUMMERTIME SAAAADNESSSS"
>get ouf of store
>act like nothing happened

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fucking socialist, you own the child so you get to keep the flute for yourself

This reminds me, does anybody have the picture with the kid who has the nvida GeForce graphics processors for his minecraft setup?

Why would I go to a bookstore?
Why would I go to a new bookstore?
Why would I go to the graphic novel section of a new bookstore?
Why would I talk to a female in the graphic novel section of a new bookstore?

I believe, in the literary world, they call these sort of inconsistencies "plotholes".

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Put down your James Patterson roastie novel and fuck off, I need to walk past for the Minecraft book
Fucking millennial Jr.

Do literally nothing and just continue with what i was doing.

step on her fucking legs

>Barely look her way
>*roastie shriek*
>I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
>Continue to silently feed hate for females

same as it ever was

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>How you'd approach her (and fail)
>"Hi, I couldn't help but notice that you're reading (random female writer's) last book. I'm a huge fan of hers. I love the way she combines the problems faced by youth and urban existentialism. Her style is so warm and friendly. It makes you appreciate the small things. What's your favorite among her books?"
>How Chad approaches her (and succeed)
>"Muh benis, yo vagina"

Because you are a fucking loser!

yeah she's wearing super short shorts and has a Starbucks coffee someone obviously bought it for her

I'd blow a giant wet fart in her fucking face and walk away.

>make note of the book she grabbed based off of the position of the empty spot on the shelf
>grab book from the shelf across from her
>put down my coffee, it's the same flavor as hers because i've been studying her for months
>sit down the opposite way from her
>start reading my book
>wait until I see her look up from the book, if she doesn't wait 45 seconds to ask
"(author x) huh? that's one of my favorites."
>if she responds, i've won. i even have a common subject to talk about like the coffee, example:
"oh, (coffee flavor x), huh. that's my favorite!"

I'm autistic by the way.

This. Fucking bitch sitting in the library wtf is this

shit I work with a girl that looks almost like this.

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Excuse me, could you move aside from the feminist literature? I'm here at the book store looking for a Zelda game guide and maybe a com- GRAPHIC novel.

This kid makes me angry

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o boy, real human interaction with an actual girl, i wish i had taken a shower this week, or at least brush my teeth,well none of that matters, she seems like a smart girl who reads,i bet she is going to be impress by my extensive knowledge of penguins!

trip over her leg with my penis out and accidentally enter her vagina

damn kid got a damn computer from nasa to play minecraft,meanwhile my poor toaster can barely run dawn of war

IS THAT THE BIG POKEMON BOOK!?!!?!?!?

>slip rophenol in her coffee
>watch her drift off to sleep
>lick her eyeballs, jerk off on her feet

epic man, that's some sharp wit

Hey there, I see you like books, I like books too. But I think pickles suck, speaking of sucking pickles what are you doing tonight?

Get the fuck out of the way
this is a walking path you stupid piece of shit
they literally have tables right next to the magazine isle
why the fuck do YOU think you can just plop the fuck down right here and block everyone else
I'm trying to get to my god damn D&D books and I don't need to step over a THOT just to do that
NOW MOVE

Excuse me, m'lady. I'm trying to mosey on over to the graphic novel section where I will peruse said graphic novels in the perchance that I may purchase one. Are you favorable to graphic novels?

h-hey, watcha reading? haha

I pick Child A because we live in a society

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Before they buy a book? Yes, of course. Then maybe a few pages to get a hang of the reading style.

Don't be a book nigger.

That would be the forward. Pick up a book you slack jawed neanderthal.

>Can you sit your fat ass elsewhere?

Gotta cuttem deep, man.

LOL, the little disclaimer at the end. Like anyone thinks either skeletor or jaba the hut is going to do fuck all in a real life interaction with anyone. Dude needs to go back to masterbating with pizza roll grease to his gore collection.

Thanks for the laugh user.

>feel anxiety flaring up
>hands start shaking
>"ex-excuse me"
>step over
>try to not pay attention to her
>try to look as inconspicuous as possible

>every sentence has huh in it.
> common subject
We're sitting the same, huh?
You live on Elm street, huh?
You jog every morning at 6:15, huh?
My van has no windows, huh?
I also have those shorts on, huh?

I do this every day before work, the staff are catching on and one of them had the fucking gall to ask me if I need help finding a book while I'm sitting down just reading in peace

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I would stare at her and wait for her to move her feet. She would probably be afraid of how ugly I was and just do it.

"Excuse me"
>*walks past*