Canada Thread

For real Canadians.

To be honest, I want to move to vancouver so bad and live a cosmopolitan life. Problem is, I dislike just jumping into things even though I realize it's almost certain I will obtain a job there in short order, I prefer to have things lined up in advance, but obtaining employment when you are not residing there is tricky.

And reddit canada is full of numbnuts even craigslist is better to talk to people

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i live in toronto!! hi!!

I live in montreal!! hi!!

Easterners are fucking cunts.

): no you, user. we're just trying to live our lives.

I want to move to Victoria and live a quiet life in a seaside town. Is that too much to ask?

They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for reasons to hate Tim Hortons.

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): no you, user. at least we're not paying millions per month for a closet apartment.

Move to victoria then. the cost is all overrated. Everyone these days is pretty much a liar when they scream about rent. Course, they lie for a good reason, everyone should do whatever they can to make things better for themselves, but it gives an incorrect view of reality. I live just fine and dandy in the slums of victoria.

I'm not B.C. either. I'm a prairieboi.

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quiet seaside life job

>tfw moving to Calgary next month from Edmonton

Is this good or bad?

Where you from dude? Saskatchewan reporting in.

I'm living rural near Prince Albert, Saskatchewan. Originally from Regina.

GTA-bot here, whats good canucks?

How long you been living there? And don't worry, Regina will be exactly the same if you come back

I've been here for 5 years now, but I lived here before, on and off.
I can't say I miss Regina at all. I'm glad I'm gone, but I'm thinking about going back, desu.

do you know anywhere that buys fetuses

Lived in Calgary my whole life. Its nice being close to the mountains and stuff for outdoor pursuits. But everyone here is a wannabe cowboy/girl. I hate the whole vibe of the city. Calgary likes to pretend its a bigger deal on the wold stage than it really is.

I work it IT. Are there jobs out there? Id like a comfy IT job so I can live comfortably by myself.

It's nice because it's still technically a city so you get the box stores. But it's still so lame
Big Rick behind Value Village.

Get the job first, then move. It had better be a good job, or else you'll be sharing a moldy basement the entire time. Also, it rains a lot.

I couldn't ask for anything more from Regina; it has all the things I require. I have no aspirations for large cities. Regina is too big alreay, imo. I don't like it because it's not safe and sorta shitty in that sense. I do however like Waskana and the parks we have, along with the other at Waskana.

Nah, I live pretty cheaply. No girlfriend, or car, and everything I want to play or watch is free on the internet. I wasn't even working five days a week before cause I straight up didn't need to. I do now though cause the boss wanted me to.

I was thinking of living out aways from the city but near a train stop. There's apartments there that are cheap.

>tfw Tragically Hip is mediocre
>tfw Bare Naked Ladies are unironically better (but they're not very good anyways)
>tfw Rush is horrible and are one of the only bands for which the criticism "pretentious" actually applies

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>wannabe cowboy

That's what I heard, I wasn't sure if it was just Edmonton people meme-ing about Calgary people though. Cowboy culture is cancer, and I even grew up on a farm.

this game is set in Canadian Rockies and has a nice ethereal intro song

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nope why the hell do you ask?

Totally fair, as pissed as I am at the traffic I know I've been spoiled by it. You can't get to the other side of any other city in 20 minutes. I've been considering moving to Saskatoon because it's basically just a bigger Regina. And you're right, wascana is beautiful, it's great in the summer time.

godspeed you! black emperor is the best Canadian band dummy

Ah, this girl asked me to join her in a scheme to sell fetuses. Took me a while to get it, cause I said: Oh, you're thinking of being a surrogate mother, you mean? and she said no. And I said: Oh, you mean, selling your eggs then? and she said no.

Anyway I don't think it will work.

Feels good to meet someone from the same city I'm from. Do you remember those bubble clouds? I was in Regina when those happened. They sorta looked like lightbulbs, if you recall.

That's just dumb enough to be true.

Agreed, that wind is nuts today isn't it?

From lumberjack to taking it from the back. What happened to Canada?

>tfw live in Shitario
Dougie better fix this place.

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I don't know. I'm not in Regina right now. The wind is usually quite wicked though, yeah.

>mister ford announces socialist style changes to help the minimum wagies
>liberals are still seething and hate it

some people are never happy

Hopefully she is wise enough to keep her game up for a long while. Her manipulation of men through sex works for her now, but she's got to eventually leverage that into something else.

and her little tantrum yesterday because her scheme to get a free dinner by going on a date backfired was pretty amusing.

Rich powerful people sucking the country dry for decades, saddling it with debt. Need to undergo massive immigration to havee more people to tax and banks give more debt

Man I really hate Ontario. I feel like there's no hjope for me here.

But then again I'm a lazy shit so I deserve it.

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Guelph, Kitchener cambridge waterloo got like a million people, still 80% white

>Moving to Kelowna at the end of the year to go back to school.

Looking forward to actually getting out to biking and hiking. Maybe I'll find a QT to camp with as well.

I feel you man. I've moved around the country a bit growing up and unfortunately wound up in Ontario. In this bloody city, at least, there is fuck all to do but party or study if your in university.

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It's fine mister. Just ride it out and live a comfortable life. We are like Kings, you know. Even the poorest can have great standards. And hopefully the commies or whatever are right about Global Warming and a massive flood wipes up this mess for us so the younger fellows can build something new and nice for a while.

whats her name, I think I know her and her bullshit.

ashley

xoxo

>Kelowna

have fun finding a rental. Its brutal there right now

Yup, its a bit of a bitch.

Anyone in Ottawa? This city is so lame :(

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i want to move to Toronto. Ontario is fucking boring and I'll never have a decent job if I stay here

and don't think you could rise up and change things either. No politician in most of our lifetimes has changed anything. Trudeau is a huge dope, sure, but look at all the power he wields and how little he accomplishes. Even a moron should be able to do something. And Harper before him also essentially changed nothing. They clearly don't intend to get that far and then just laze around. Our system inhibits change, which I am sure was intentional. So the miracle of getting to the highest office is the easy part, honestly.

I want to move to fucking BC. So much more nature over there
>To be honest, I want to move to vancouver so bad and live a cosmopolitan life.
Come to Toronto if you want that life man. I hear Vancouver's a lot shittier than this place. Toronto's bigger too

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You want to move to ontario because you are in ontario and it's boring and without job prospects?

Toronto is in Ontario mate. There nothing to fucking do there unless you embrace city life

it's cold in toronto and to be honest america should just annex you guys you're basically american anyway

Agreed
tfw no ottawa gf

anyone here from London. This city is filled with normies and i'm sick of it. All I want is a robot friend.

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I might have to move to Toronto soon. Never been in Canada before. What is there to do there?

>What is there to do there?
Getting blow jobs from your dog

Yeah that's no problem even my town is really fugging white but we have super high unemployment and I'm not great at my career.

Not much since every activity is hours away from the closest city. Hiking, camping, walking, kayaking, skiing/snowboarding for the most part.

I'm just retarded and too depressed to think straight, sorry. I meant to say the current city I'm in

Winnipeg is just depressing, Toronto and BC are expensive as fuck. Maybe I go live in fuckin Halifax

There's always montreal famalam. All robots should come to montreal, this way I won't feel so alone.

Any other Newfoundlander's in here?

Toronto is mediocrity incarnated in a city. You'll find stuff to do, but it won't be as good as elsewhere. On the other hand it will never be as bad as elsewhere either.

i saw you and thought 'YEA!!'
then i realised that this is a canada thread
:(

look guys I put my city there so people know where I am

any weebs from Toronto here?

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lower jarvis here

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I'm applying to a job in Toronto. Working and living in region of waterloo right now. Wish me luck, bros.

good luck man, love it here.

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thanks, friend. i kind of like it here, but my job is getting on my nerves and this job i'm applying to would be pretty cool.

West end bot here

What jobs? origigagagamoloio

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I'm an environmental scientist. I just don't really like working where I am now.

i grew up living in toronto. living in any city is a mistake. country living is the true path to happiness

Oh thats ok, its good to shake things up. working a job that is getting boring and lifeless is one of the worst things that can happen so the fact that you are thinking about this is great.

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Agreed. It's boring and stressing me out at the same time with all the bullshit that's happening right now. I feel under-appreciated and feel like I'm not using my full potential. So fuck that I'm going to apply and see what happens.

I respect your opinion but disagree. It all depends on the person. Some will find happiness in the city and some in the country. and sometimes people need both, during different phases in their life.

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Good on you man. Hope it all turns out well.

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i just want to be an off grid homesteader and live a honest and wholesome life fuck the GTA

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Wouldn't it be cheaper to do that? Whats stopping you?

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where do you want to do that? i thought about moving to the yukon or NWT a while ago.

It's illegal to do that my famalam dude.

I mean cant you just buy some land up north and build a little home? Or even just buy one of those northern secluded homes? Probably still cheaper than living in the GTA

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I had no idea that band is Canadian

they are from montreal

>Metric
>Arcade Fire
>Matthew Good
>Wintersleep
Lights

I like Venetian Snares, dude is from winnipeg IIRC. Great taste, user

>God Tier
Maritimes, Newfoundland, Yukon Territory
>Good Tier
Quebec, Saskatchewan, Northwest Territory
>Meh Tier
BC, Alberta
>Shit Tier
Manitoba, Nunavut
>AIDS Tier
Ontario

>AIDS Tier
>truth

pretty much. i was born in quebec but we left when i was 10.

i love this country but it's fucked.

Any London peeps here?

Any Ottawabots enjoying that weather?

/leaffeel/

>those trips
It is a sign from kek!

/canadafeel/?
/canuckfeel/?
/leaffeel/?

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>robots wanting to move to vancouver

fuck off we're full

i almost took a job in vancouver. i'm fully white would you have accepted me??