Post your ideal reprudoctional partner

Post your ideal reprudoctional partner.

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ogkekano

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Why don't I have this and why will I probably never find this?

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posting this til i die

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What can I say besides I have strange tastes?

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>ownlife is bad
Ungood, user.

I don't like this on page seven when I'm thinking of what to possibly type out and or draw.

She would make me happy

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this makes me sad, tfw you will never have a girl who will make a positive impact on your life

Someone to be supportive emotionally and to be a reason to have those emotions in the first place.

Bonus points if named Emily.

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Page nine once again and I'm not finished. Here goes nothing.

>never sincerely tried to make one before other than jokes

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Baker gf sounds good.

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>wanting to fatten up her male
>liking fat men
>perfectly normal
oh user

she actually does not love you and probably has done this dozens of times.
Sounds like a stacy to me!

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He's very deluded. The first red flag was being on the abnormalfaggot board wanting a 'perfectly normal' gf.

Man, I would love this. It's too bad I would annoy the shit out of an INFP girl.

>happy go lucky UNDERAGE gf
FIFY

The best part is she would always smell like a bakery

this was my gf in college goddamn i made a mistake

and have yeast infection

That's the joke. That's why the "normal" stuff is in a normal font size but all the fattening comments are smaller and harder to see. Is everyone on Jow Forums this stupid?

naw dude its just the part she is trying to kill me, I like my women being fucked up just not to actually not love me and want bad for me. Liking that shit just makes you a cuck, maybe having some sort of tsundere thing going on is fine but her not loving you at ALL does not actually make her a gf

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SON OF A BITCH WHY


GIVE CONTACT INFO FUCK THE POLICE AND HOW DO YOU LOOK

DESCRIBE YOURSELF

FAGGOT


RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


WHERE DO I FIND ONE????

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The Jow Forums often wishes just for 'any' gf, and despite hating normals wishes to be one so I wasn't sure.

I figured the user grew up around fat people that coped with overeating by pretending their ugly asses were being cute little piglets when in actuality they stayed with each other for the kids and past their prime and now cannot get anyone better.

TELL ME ABOUT HER YOU CUNT

HOW DID YOU MEET

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orangutan with oregano

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> I've literally done and said everything on this pic
Can girls like me even be redeemed?

>abs
>being fit
>>y girls mean??
>lol u tripped
I'm okay with the knife collection part.

Nevermind if you're the guy I was askin.

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The cough part of this sounds sexy

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>girls like me
how much fucking attention do you need, you could have just said "Can people like me"
Kill yourself you could never experience pain

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Based on a high school crush

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There she is again.
>tfw no gf to play old computer games with

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Fucking awful taste user.

>she can do raycasting

Sylvie from Dorei to no Seikatsu.

not on my computer with all my ideal bf/gfs, but this is me

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I feel like this could be improved imo. The teasing is somewhat there but there's also pushing and wrestling sometimes, so I get the toned part. The Tomboys I hang with are also surprisingly messy, but I've heard the "girls are cleaner than dudes" is a meme anyways.
You'd be surprised, the Tomboys that I talk to also share this strong alienation from other girls and get along with dudes better for obvious reasons. Though they usually are pretty straight to the point and don't whine about it that much.

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i need just the opposite of me

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>i adore how you squirm beneath me
i love this shit

Hyperness is jut sexy

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This would be the perfect GF.

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