Guy dating the 71 year old here, I fell asleep before the thread died last night...

guy dating the 71 year old here, I fell asleep before the thread died last night, did anyone have any questions I didn't answer?

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>dating someone who will shit in a diaper and die soon
For what purpose

Yeah just one, when are you going to fuck off and kys?

Maybe dating wasn't the right word, I go over to her house at the weekend and we have dinner together, usually have sex, then we cuddle and sleep together. As for why, I enjoy the company.

Do you love her op?
I don't think it's worth it without love.

>the absolute state of white people in 2018

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I'm not sure, but I know she really likes when I cuddle her when she's asleep.

This guy is an idiot. It doesn't matter if you love her. What the fuck does that even mean when you're fucking someone literally 3x your age and will most likely die soon.

She's alone and weird. Also fake and gay.

>She's alone and weird. Also fake and gay.
You're right on alone, and she likes some weird things, but this isn't fake.

Are you in on her will OP?

The only feasible way I could understand this is if you are getting some seriously fat stacks when she kicks the bucket

I don't know about that. She has no children of her own and I can't think of anyone but charity she'd leave things to.

geez i wonder what OP's favorite movie is?

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watched this when i was 14 and it freaked me tf out

Get her fucking house user

what movie?
I don't want to just g asking her about it.

when you cum in her does it dry and then make her pussy all hard to open again next time?

No, she goes to the toilet and cleans up afterwards, and if she's on top she lets most of it run out onto me first.

harold and maude i saw it ages ago but its basically about a young dude who falls in love with a hag

Maybe I could watch it with her some time.

That would be uncomfortable as fuck

lol yeah and also watch Egypt documentaries where they show you how to embalm mummies. naw if you're happy and comfortable with her, who am i to judge. take it easy bro

how did you meet her and then how did this happen?

have you ever fantasized about someone else while fucking her?

How so? We both know what we're doing isn't normal and we have a laugh about it. Watching a movie can't be that bad.
I took my gran to visit her, and I came back later to help her with a few things and as I was leaving she kissed me and we ended up having sex.
Nope, only her.

user is going to inherit then NEET out and fuck young 5/10s.

That would be nice but I'm not going to bet on me inheriting anything.

since hooking up with her, have you jerked off to granny porn?

I was already jerking to Nina Hartley and she likes me to stand in front of her and masturbate while she watches, so does that count as jerking to granny porn?

Does she show you off to all your friends and treat you as a general boy toy?

How did you meet her?

Whats her foot game like? Does she have good feet?

She doesn't show me off and only her neighbour knows we're together. We met when I took my gran to visit her.
I'm not really into feet but they're soft and cold in bed. When we were out for dinner one time she put one in my lap and it felt nice.

>muh true love

Lol fag

Next tell me how sex as a lmao

Are you going to ask her about anal? Make sure she is staying regular with her metamucil for a few days beforehand!