What's the worst thing you're willing to do, if you can get away with anything?

Until people realize it only happens when you are around. Then again, I doubt anybody smart enough to realize this would say shit

murder

i have severe anger issues so it'd be like gta:sa with the no cops cheat

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I'll have a list and I'll check it twice.

>I just have very serious doubts about my self-control.
self honesty is one of the rarest qualities in humans, cultivate it well

What will you do when black people complain that they're not getting any presents?

What would you do if there was a kid who wasn't nice BUT he was in like a third world country and they forced him to work in a coal mine. It'd be kind of fucked up to give that kid coal.

>being conflicted is a rare human quality
Neck yourself mister naive.

They won't get nothing, they'll just get coal.

Hey, I didn't make the rules. That said if he's in some third world country, he probably doesn't celebrate Christmas. And if that's the case, well Santa doesn't deliver presents if you don't celebrate Christmas.

Murder someone who took advantage of me as a child who suffered no consequences by the law. I sometimes think about doing it now, but I know I'd face life in prison.

Literally kill everyone on the planet except for 500 people who I'd command as their god/cult leader to reform society

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Being conflicted is not the equivalent of self honesty. Try thinking instead of reacting on emotions

>oh user ur such rare person want to be villain but are conflicted about it
At least be pure evil next time, that's an ACTUAL rare human trait, purity.

To clarify You cannot actually lie to yourself, your post congratulating him was retarded for that reason. And truth? Who ever knows what truth is. It's a meaningless word, all that matters is that you're sure, rather than some confused ape acting disloyal to both yourself and to others. Not committed to anything. Disgusting.

Again, not what I said, but I know exactly why you feel the way you do right now so I'm not going to press the issue. Once you get older you'll realize how hard it is to be honest with yourself. Some live their whole lives without being able to do so.

probably stealing from big organizations and maybe killing really bad people. I don't think I could do much worse

So you literally, LITERALLY are inside people's heads to know that they are lying not just to others but themselves? And it's not that they change their mind over time, change, then ironically think they were lying to themselves because they've forgotten who they were?
>not press the issue
Look who's lying now, you responded and you think you're not pressing the issue. There is no such thing as truth, wrong nor right, only your perspective, of which can and always does change, and there is no choice, nature vs nurture does it to you. If you become some disgusting person that believes people lie to yourself then that's very unfortunate indeed.

Kill all world leaders and their power structure.
Form a personal military and become a benevolent dictator and start worldwide high standards for efficacy. Get of this fucking rock and colonize our system. Become a race of intelligent space barring humans. My darwinistic ideas will make people either become better or slowly become nonexistent. I wouldn't even need to kill anyone the societys own natural selection will make people who are weak not pass on their lineage.

Kidnap hundreds of women and turn them into sex-slaves then conquer the world.
I guess someone would know it was me doing those things so it might not count. In that case I just rape thousands of women, and find some NEETs to turn into Kings of various countries.

Oh man I'd do so much shit. I'd start with molesting a bunch of qts, hurt people I don't like and eventually go full Kira.

Racial extermination.

I would construct a giant spaceship and put every person on earth in it. Their lives would all be sustained forever and they would be in constant pain that they would never get used to. I would then go off and look for aliens to add to the ship and then when I get bored I would put myself in stasis and put an invincible barrier on my ship and wait for the universe to collapse to one point and after the next big bang I would find earth again and do the same thing

Next big bang, if you somehow survived heat death. You still wouldn't find earth, the universe wouldnt just become the same as it was before.

Well then I would just keep waiting through cycles until I found one similar

I would punish the world.

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You cant have a tribe of 500 women and 1 NEET faggot and expect it to reform society

Okay this is a bit of stretch in terms of godlike powers and it might not make any sense but i personally think its the ultimate mind fuckery.

>go back in time 18 years as my current self (I'm 23 currently)
>my 5 year old self would still exist
>meet my parents
>get to know them, become friendly to the point where they could recall who i am (obviously under a different allias)
>always talk loving spaghetti hoops or some shit
>disappear completely
>when my 5 year old-self turns 10 or so i replace his consciousness with my current conscious
>as i age i obviously begin to take form of what i look like now
>parents start to see it
>begin questioning
>as the years go on both of their mental states begin deteriorating
>finally when i hit 23 i 'suddenly' have a craving for spaghetti hoops and i wont stop talking about them
>watch as madness ensues

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Despite being posted here, unoriginal.
Do you really WH40K's God-Emperor was right ?

steal a shitload of money from like 1000 or so people that wouldn't miss it

Just skim off the top

Never work another day in my life

the destruction of literally everything

Enforce world peace and properity.
Reveal myself to the public by reversing climate change and depolluting the oceans and rivers of the world. Then sink the Israeli Navy (or just deny them to start their engines) and protect Gaza fishermen. Then the real fun begins. Once I've proven i can delete nuclear missiles from reality, everybody would start licking my boots.

This time, first post really is the best post. o

suicide
if I could end it all and not hurt anyone who knew me, i'd do it
but some people still like me for some reason desu

I would set myself up with a comfy life and not fuck with anyone who didn't fuck with me. I may get bored and end up abusing my powers with terrible consequence, but I don't feel like having been given godlike powers I'd become a supervillian. More like a reclusive wizard.

the worst thing I'm willing to do is to slowly destroy someones life to the point where they attempt suicide then when they try they become unable to die

torture every single person i've ever laid eyes on. so if I never saw you, you'd be safe.
after I am done torturing or even before, i'd select a few to turn into armless, legless bodies, hang them up, and watch them slowly go insane from the realization of what I did to them. then I'd sit down and one by one, do an introspection with them, question them about their choices and why they did certain things in life (i.e. why did you cheat on your husband, why did you give randoms a bj, why did you cut off your sons foreskin, why did you bully that poor kid) then I'd punish them for it, make them either feel what they did to another, or feel what they did wrong.
since I have no reason of storing them, i'd make them beg for their lives and kill them, trick some of them into thinking i won't kill them then just do it slowly.

you know, have some fun. unironically in real life i am a very kind person. doesn't mean i don't hate everyone around me, i just don't care for going out of my way to be a cunt.

>inb4 edgy unoriginal
it's a power fantasy, i've never had any actual real control in my life.

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Would you let me join you?

No; it would go against my very first sentence, and I must feel a degree of suffering alone, for my existence should never have come to being. I too have made the mistake of continuing that which should not continue.

I also can't trust you as an equal in my power fantasy, but if you were to have no powers at all, and be a mere human in the wake of me, then I shall consider it.

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Your power fantasy is basically the same as mine. It would be ghost rider levels of showing people their fuckups and shoving the dregs of it down their thoats (literally and metaphorically)

i've often pondered spontaneously getting godlike powers

>1st action: place powerlimits so i can't accidentally akira myself by momentarily thinking about it (i'm retarded like that)
> 2nd action: make it so that i have full knowledge of all scp like organizations and are immune to their attempts to assassinate or mentally modify me
> 3rd action: acquire knowledge of whether or not god exists, if so instantly telepathically inform all reddit atheists at once, if not create afterlife
> 4th action: resurrect hitler and terraform moon, place 1945 berlin on moon, instruct hitler to do whatever he wants, watch world lose its shit
> 5th action: resurrect r. lee ermey and give him godmode + IDKFA
> 6th action: grant donald trump the ability to disintegrate people with eye lasers, also grant list of all deepstate individuals
> 6.5th action: teleport all users of the_donald into the middle of Syria in a 1x1km2 area, hopefully they get mortar shelled
> 7th action: give furries the power to become their fursonas permanently, 1 week down the line instantaneously remove their skeletons all at once
> 8th action: teach myself how to speak romanian, i'd like to have been able to talk my great grandma more
> 9th action: send all wiggers to the nazi moon colony
> 10th action: kill for posting that image
> 11th action: convert gabe newell to sentient contained antimatter energy being so he can produce games indefinitely
> 12th action: psychically bitchslap all thots in existence so hard they'll feel it for 3 weeks afterwards
> 13th action: release another jason movie

Everytime someone I hate speaks, shit will start flowing out of their mouths like niagra falls.

>find beautiful virgin girl my age
>make her my wife and start a family
>e-epic prank

Imagine vomiting diarrhea. Holy fuck, that would be horrible.

Satan pleaase holy shit stop

>genocide mankind
>destroy all evidence of our advancement
>spawn primitive humans around the world
>become a traveller that visits the various primitive tribes and cities
>use god powers to communicate
>just visit them and help them with tasks
>watch civilization develop and kingdoms and empires rise and fall

Once I wrote this out I realised I could just time travel. Maybe I would start with that and then restart humanity later.

Create massive clone army and use it to kill the rest of humanity so that there will be nobody left but clones of me.

interesting idea, but how will you ensure that no infighting will arise amongst your clones and that no clone will overthrow you?

Flood the market with currency

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Why is this picture so fucking uncanny??

she has the paleness that only seems possible on 2d lolis. also maybe her facial structure.

I guess manipulate time.
I'd win the lottery. I'd stop time, Drop anyone who has ever fucked with me off bridges with cenderblocks chained to their ankles, and start time again. Their would be lots and lots of rape too if I'm being honest.

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Like, Alot alot of rape.

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Like, way, way more than even neccessary. In fact. Forget the lottery, and cinder block thing. I'd just take bitches basically.

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And by take I mean rape. Lots and lots of rape.

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I'm glad that this is a thing.

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choked on my soda bro good job

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I would probably drive everyone insane by making Ugandan Knuckles real, maybe even eliminate back hair from existence (that shits annoying to have)

Shart myself

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Like, for the rest of my life?
Well, I'd probably dissect someone, live or dead.

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Transfer money from anyone else's bank account into mine.

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i would probably find someone who went to my high school or something and beat him to death with my own hands, hide the body, and blissfully watch the reactions when people find out their old friend has died a traumatic death

Just this. I wouldn't interfere with the world more than to give myself enough money to live without working. Maybe, if something came up, I'd help someone I care about.

Manipulating time like the other user, I guess
Except I'd freeze time and then would pack supplies (most likely just take stuff from stores) and go on a journey across the continent, unfreezing time only when I'm back home

Freeze time so I can do this and that.

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>become a GOD
>xd imma rape and uhhh have sex and uhhh molest gurls
slave to the machine

He made mistakes or disagreeable choices, as do all "gods"
Sanguinus come back pls

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>travelling across the continent is related in any way to those three things
?

didn't mean to click your post

Leave this plane of existence and never return.

Dance?

Dkzzjdhddjssj

I'd swap all women's vaginas with their assholes and buttocks. The only reasonable sex would be from behind, cowgirl would look hilariously stupid and oral sex would look like extreme fetish stuff to most people for a while. They'd have to face the wall while going to the bathroom and wear their pants backwards. Everyone would curse the heavens, thinking that God or an alien race was just fucking with everyone but this day would be our awakening. Chads would resort to fapping to old porn before the swap, their dumb brains unwilling to adapt. We would become the lovers of the wrecked stacies whom have no one to fuck anymore. Their wombs will be filled with the inferior seed and we will sire many future apprentices through grabbing their front asses and calling out to the heavens in order to continue the illusion

Every person's answer, if they truly could get away with it, would be to murder somebody(s) they hate, whether it's a boss, politician, etc. Don't pretend it's not.

>Pick a corporation
>cause its CEO to die in some seemingly accidental manner
>when the new CEO is named, do the same thing to them
>repeat
>wait to see how many times I have to do it before nobody is willing to accept the CEO position anymore, then move on to another company

Create a colossal pit that swallows Africa, the Middle East, and China whole.
Killing everything inside it.
It would happen immediately.
No warning.
Nothing.
It just happens.
It would happen at night, for added terror.
The pit gets swarmed by water from the oceans which basically cements any life down there.

I would probably do a lot of things, probably torture and kill everybody I went to school with, then rape somebody

I would probably try to be the best person I could and help out others. It'd annoy the fuck out of everyone doing something wrong and bad people would try to do bad things to me instead of someone else. It'd make it easier for others doing the right thing to not get stomped on by some wannabe bully that's too much of a coward to find a real challenge.

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Probably GRIFFISSU some whores I went to school with

>muh evil capitalism
Commie retard

Imagine you care so much about where people when we all want you dead. Sad!

I would have the power to go into their dreams while also being asleep.
I would make them love me.
They would subconsciously love me.
I'd get women getting wet by my remembrance by way of dream.
I'd make the guys think of me as a bro.
Every time they get a bad dream I swoop in and save them
"Wow thanks user, just in time!"
"Dont mention it buddy"
I'd make the hot girls have wet dreams of me every night
At first "ew" but then I will be subconsciously planted in their minds
They'll be thirsty for me.

You guys that went straight to rape dissapoint me. You could have taken the intellectual route,
But noooo

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What is the sauce lul too much r8pe m8

Pull an Elliot Rodger but do it the right way and take out thousands of collage roasties

I would make it so every woman who had sex before marriage would die a horrible painful death

>thread is about the worst thing you would do with godlike powers
are you fucking retarded user

I like you stranger.
Don't do it..

I would become Aatrox and slay all the none gamers

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How about human sacrifice.
Don't dark magics, especially powerful one required some sort of that?

How about if I'm stumble upon such dark magic book, that'll be a great story

fuck the dragon loli

Pennywise would essentially show people their worst fears user. King just figured clowns scared kids, and IT preyed on kids primarily to exploit their fear, as that's what it fed on.

She kinda looks like a doll.

make magic real
that would make this world nearly infinitely more interesting
then turn off god mode because it would be cheating (but still auto-revive somewhere else on the planet if i die)

currently what goes close to magic is engineering, but it goes like this
>ha! it would be nice to build this
>hm all the materials cost a lot
>i wonder if schlomoberg silverstein will allow me to build it
>oh that part is not sold anywhere anymore?
>guess I'll just make a custom order
>ah they do it only for companies
>hold on, I'll get on a watchlist because of this?

but still, the rules for energy transformation are such bullshit, it's the very proof that god is a gigantic faggot, i mean why the fuck would anyone make rules like these?