What is your ideal GF user?

Your favorite gum is coming back in style, user!

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>Tfw an interest in paleontology is primarily a male thing.

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Unironically sounds great. Good taste!

Dairy cow gf is best gf.

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literally pic related

it's a 100% identical match for shit i do

Someone that will just like me for who I am, and that would always look forward to seeing me

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This is cute, I'd relabel her "simple gf" she doesn't seem clinically retarded.

Add greasy and slightly trashy alt fashion + some light drug use and thatd be my ideal gf
R8

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Originally BASED original

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here's mine. obtainable? i sure hope so

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I like to imagine her voice being very wispy, airy and drawn out, while also sounding deep and authoritative.

CARBONIFEROUS BEST ERA ARTHROPODS MASTERRACE

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your pic related is me lol

Be my ideal girlfriend?

...that's my ex

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did she have big boobies? originally

Oh, this hurts a bit.

Maybe they can make an AI robot that can do this. It's the only hope.

I just made this and touched it up.

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Please be my clumsy gf

A gf that do the laundry, clean the house and know how cook well is all that I need.

Anomalocaris is best arthropod.

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Some love for this corporate favorite.

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She meows and barks randomly
Very clingy
She was very sad when I stepped on a bee

My gf fit most of these

this looks rare, what is it?

stop lying for attention on r9k faggot

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I've revised it further, am still not satisfied, but this is much better.

And the shoes I forgot to alter.

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I very unoriginally love my thinkpad, best keyboard i've ever felt on a laptop, perfect fucking size and weight distribution to where I can balance it on one leg, TrackPoint is a magically wonderful mouse replacement. I would fuck the ThinkPad GF, she may not be as flashy as a macbook, but you can bet she's just as fully featured .

>tfw shed a few tears looking at this one
Probably wouldn't even be able to handle a girl like that, would feel inadequate

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I too would like a gf to help support me

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I really need a fitness inspiration gf.

This picture is for pure self-hating omegas. Fuck this shit. I never talk bad about myself.

I hate this template. It isn't even drawn well.

I hate everything about this meem desu.

This a shitty (you) girlfriend.

user how long do you spend on this board?
faggotoriginal

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I hate this pepe/wojak/moeshit it ain't even drawn wel DX
Fuck off faggot.

It's one of our more intelligent memes, so of course you'd hate it user.

No we had an ideal procreational partner thread, of which, seeing as to how most robots are antinatalists that was an awful one anyway.

>procreational

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>tfw tripped over while getting my choccy milk a couple of mins ago

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>It's one of our more intelligent memes, so of course you'd hate it user.
That says a lot about the average IQ on this board.

>tfw no one to battle

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>please keep posting green frogs and nothing else

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Where do I find these type of girls? Never really found one.

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Any girl can act like that around a guy she really likes.

Who the fuck can't even curl 30 pounds?

>likes me for who I am

Basically just that. I really hate changing myself for other people, I'm doing it for myself.

I just want a fat average/ugly-faced hairy gf who loves me, sorry if it's boring. :(

Cawwwwwwwww and saw
Don't give up user

dakooters
youtube.com/watch?v=ubagV1gwOr4
She can bully me all day

>I hope you weren't serious about getting an xbox
kek

this video will always be amusing to me
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gosh darn mother father, I forgot the picture

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Is this her true form?

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>drugs
Neck yourself, degenerate scum.

FUCK OFF THESE GIRLS DONT EXIST

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>extradimensional cyclops snaketopussy
why?

Do these girls exist, or are my standards too high?

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because her love is boundless and beyond human comprehension

mayoineko: shuma lover

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Oh my god its me...

they're called decent mothers. If you didn't get one growing up you have to find some whore and brainwash her into acting like this for your progeny's sake. You'll get an endorphin rush from watching, but it's the secondary cuckholded type of pleasure from watching others get the kind of relationship you never got/felt you deserved. And whatever your slim chances of success for achieving this half-lit glimpse of love, more often than not she'll divorce you in your old age becuase she'd rather try her hand whoring again as an older woman than put up with your gaze, which by giving reminds her that it's all an act, in reaction to which she returns to her natural state and leaves you with nothing but decades of debt and shattered hopes to burn for warmth on the cold lonely nights.

So, it's better to just watch cartoons.

Yeah, have a halfway decent family.

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This is changing because less and less guys are going to uni for things other than business, programming and engineering

l it a rl i ty friend gf

I'm not super picky when it comes to looks, though since I lost weight myself I've been targeting my attention towards more skinny/average girls. It's the personality that really counts. I like nerdy spergy girls, not even necessarily girls who have "nerd hobbies", but girls who are spergy and nerdy in their personality. Picture related, it's the absolute personal 10/10 I designed long time ago.

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that's me minus penis

What would she say if I liked the cambrian period?

>human
>of age
>devoid of personality
>body type of small breasts supple ass
>only there for fucking and human body pillow
>can complain to it with it responding with logical solutions to my problems

God damnit im gonna create this in lab but with my luck it will form a personality and want more out of life than me and end up fucking one of my more interesting and attractive brothers

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Lettuce is original.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP I'M GONNA DIE

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But there are more islands than that... silly picture.

Alaskan islands alone are over two-thousand, unless it's using the word island differently.

She was fine until you decided to make her a junkie.
Jump off a bridge.

Dated an intj. She swore she was an infj, but I was in constant battles of wits with her. Would try bully me just for fun.
Then she just vanished.

>loyal
you will never find a gf if you expect any woman to be loyal

>skyrim was good but I liked oblivion more
About as real and obtainable as a girl that likes morrowinf more FUKKEN 0%

Holy fuck that makes me want to neck myself so fucking bad ffuuuccckk

People who like this are desperately yearning for the parental love they didn't get, but obsession will never work as a substitute.

This just depresses the hell out of me. I have never met a girl like this or even heard of one. Every women should be like this though.

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ywn sexually roleplay Jurassic Park with your paleontologist gf

Be my ideal infp girlfirend please?

who is this holly hayes bitch?

I wanna be this gf

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i don't think it's arguable

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too perfect for me

This but instead of a gf it's me

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I wish that were me

Especially the stockings

change this to
>Girl that says she wants to help you and heal you but then gets bored of it after a month, leaving you because "I just need a more positive person in my life." or some shit.

Everyone is a filthy fucking liar.

Factorio is cool

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>hates animals

reddest flag

>tfw there are no more qt autistic goths anymore

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>wow a dog

literally my gf