>psst... hey user, I'm sorry, I know you're not having fun on this double date. It's okay, I'm not either. Why don't we ditch these roasties and go play some video games at my house? We can pick up some pizza on the way back
Psst... hey user, I'm sorry, I know you're not having fun on this double date. It's okay, I'm not either...
Luke Adams
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Tyler Rogers
only if you drive fast and let me smoke in the car and play 80s hair metal
Logan Jenkins
>psst... hey user, I'm sorry, I know you're not having fun on this double date. It's okay, I'm not either. Why don't we ditch these roasties and go play some video games at my house? We can pick up some pizza on the way back
Sounds good, man. Let's go.
Aaron Garcia
fuck yeah my guy. let's get some weed too wewewwwww
Mason Gomez
fuck off faggot im trying to get some pussy
Hudson Green
>I wouldn't have it any other way user, hop in
Thomas Stewart
user this unachievable fantasy is making me sad
Cooper Richardson
>You will never be best buddies with Keanu Reeves
An abstract kind of feel
Julian Gray
youtube.com
>tfw nothing but a dream
Parker Nelson
haha, have fun playing vidya while i'll be having a threesome with the ladies, faggets
Cameron Allen
>tfw Keanu Reeves will never pound a litre of his warm semen into your boipussy
William Clark
>hey user, I know I don't tell you this enough, but I'm glad I have a friend like you. I mean it man
Dominic Barnes
Shit man, Keanu is a relly handsome man and hes also a great person..
one of the most perfect beings a have seen desu.
David Robinson
What the fuck
that's vile get your head checked
Jonathan Wright
can-can we sing at karaoke later?
Christopher Nguyen
I hope Keanu is happy again. We should send him a nice card to let him know he's a good fren.
Lucas Gonzalez
>literally made a movie warning about the dangers of roasties
He's not all bad.
Oliver Sullivan
who else read this in keanu's voice?
Dominic Peterson
That's honestly a comfy as fuck feel. Back before I was a failed normie my buddy and I would ditch bitches all the time and go play video games at his house.
Aaron Sanders
>being best m8s with Keanu Reeves
>ditching thots with Keanu Reeves
I didn't know how badly I wanted this, or how badly others want this. But now that I do, it makes so much sense.
It feels right.
Lucas Hill
>Ywn chill with Keanu and a homeless guy and drink wine on the street in California
It's true bots
Eli Parker
>tfw Keanu Reeves isn't your dad
Xavier Miller
That not fair because ide unironicaly actually go gay for Keanu. He is legit the hottest American actor out there. Such an amazing face and his voice is beautiful.
Christian Long
The trap posters have a new technique.
>lure anons in with comfy roleplay posts including cool guys they look up to
>eventually make these ''bro roleplay'' threads with a more romantic feel
>anons start feeling gay for the guys pictured
>threads get full on homo, end game is rp with a cool guy like Keanu wanting you to dress up for him in girly clothes
>anons so desperate for validation they think of it as a nice fantasy
>end game is making anons think of crossdressing as something validating and comfy
Nicholas Wilson
>Hey user, come sit with me on the couch. We can smoke weed and watch one of my old movies
Andrew Diaz
>tfw no cool friend who doesnt care that youre an autist and just wants to spend time with you and have a good time no matter what
Andrew Baker
Also Keanu fucked a tranny, it all fits together
Caleb Perry
I've unironically said this before. How gay am I?
Bentley Anderson
Keanu is a cool guy. Honestly I wish I could be like him in some ways.
Adam Hill
Timothy Olyphant is significantly more attractive.
Austin Stewart
Eh it's not really doing anything for me.
Evan Russell
>I'll never be keanu's house wife (husband)
Didn't know I had this feel
Dylan Morales
big if originally true
Jason Wood
Absolutely 100% guaranteed hetero. Don't let roastie HEBREW INFLUENCED psyops dissuade you from expressing genuine emotion with your friends.
Henry Scott
On a scale of 1-10 how drunk were you at the time?
Austin Baker
I know that feel bro. Sometimes I just want a friend to chill with, we don't even have to do anything, but it's pretty hard with my autism.
God, these threads make me realize how lonely it can get
Aiden Moore
Males aren't allowed to have emotions outside of horny and hungry. Don't you know that?
Josiah Cooper
>emotions
>horny
>hungry
????????????????????
Caleb Evans
Im surprised I had to be the one to ask for proof here
Gabriel Lee
Do you not FEEL hungry?
Colton Reed
You feel pain, pain isn't an emotion.
>inb4 brings up emotional pain
pls
Ian Walker
Not gay at all to love a best friend, I love my bestfriend. Only women get mad because you take the attention off them
Jackson King
Pain and hunger are emotions. Unless you've taken a psychology class I don't think you have any room to talk.
Mason Smith
Like anyone would agree to date your sorry ass.
Nice larp there faggot.
Noah Roberts
Why you gotta be so RUDE
Jeremiah Sullivan
Its truth not rudeness, you useless cunt.
Leo Perry
>thinks hes tough shit
>im so based guys
>I take obvious larp threads seriously
FUCK, YOU ARE A RETARDED FAGGOT. Slit them.
Owen Garcia
Anthony Evans
>butthurt edgelord gets all mad because someone called him on his bullshit
Kek, stay mad faggot.
Sebastian Thompson
Keanu is a pretty cool guy I suppose
Would drink atop skyscrapers and throw bottles down at cars with
Easton Wood
The thought of being close friends with Keanu Reeves made me smile
thanks OP
Eli Nguyen
I think this post made me gay
Ayden Thomas
Jeez, Keanu always looks so fucking sad.
James Jackson
Why did you have to ruin this