Tfw diagnosed with cancer

>tfw diagnosed with cancer

what do?

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Post nudes, you're gonna die anyway

collect neetbux and wait for your ticket to hell

I would get medically assisted suicide.
It is legal in my state if you are terminally ill.

You can't get neetbux for cancer unless the cancer means you can't work at all and you're insanely debilitated.

Which is kind of odd, considering you can get neetbux for mental health reasons.

I guess too many people get cancer for it to be viable to have it as a neetbux reason.

Get some prescribed weed.
Also read a bunch learn things you wouldn't have bothered to keep you distracted. Lots of interesting things out there.

extract any teeth with cavities or root canals, bam

How do people die of cancer?
Just dig out the cancers with a shovel, and BOOM, its gone!

see another doctor to get a second opinion? at this point you got nothing to lose.

In a sick way, I'm kind of jealous user. I wish that I had some sort of reassurance that I would soon die and all of this would be over.
But then again, I could just be over dramatic.

Weed is just going to make him think about his existence ceasing and he's gonna have panic attacks. OP now is the perfect time for Percocet addiction, it makes you feel warm and makes day dreaming really nice. Just make sure you drink prune juice because it will constipate you

He said cancer, not canker.

> legal suicide
> remembered as a fighter
> lots of attention and pity
> early retirement
You lucky shit user.

Just die I guess. If you have a bucket list might as well start finishing it

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chemo therapy hurts btw. It's like your entire body is on fire, or at least that's how my dad would describe it

Do you actually have cancer OP? Or are you just pulling our leg?

I know he said cancer

what kind of cancer? oregonloli

Embrace it, many anons wish they are in your shoes

you lucky bastard, i wish i was you

Uninstall league of legends and you should be fine

But in all seriousness that fucking sucks dude

Lucky. I hear there's no more responsibilities when you die, but it's hard to confirm.

That's because chemo attacks your entire body rather than just the cancer.

Rather than give people yearly MRI to spot cancer in the first stage, they kike that shit up.

play old school runescape

oregano mozarella

There is the atonement of sins
in the afterlife.
The responsibilities end.
And the punishment begins.
For he that lived a live of sin,
He shall be punished for eternity in the pits of hell.
I'm not saying OP. Just in general

Go do the things youve always wanted to do

>workout daily
>Don't STOP EATING.
>NEVER SKIP CHEMOTHERAPY
>Take antioxidants.
>Eat Fruits daily
>STOP SMOKING
>STOP ALCOHOL.
>Study a bit of oncology, understand this is a cell desease that can enter remission and fix itself.
>Forget the whole "it's over" memes it's 2018

Best of luck

-Jono-

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Whats the fucking connection between cancer and cavities/root canal,link an article or something
>tfw mouth full of cavities and root canals