Sex is a meme, don't fall for it

>tfw failed Chad
I know that feel OP. Fucked like 20 some girls in the last 2 years but around half were prostitutes At least most of you guys were born to fail, I fucked up my life with no excuse. last girl I fucked was a month ago don't even care since I've been on a bad porn binge since then. Gonna try no fap but I always convince myself to just do it "tomorrow"

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3123279

>"Compared with the prevasectomy group annual mean, that for each of the endocrine values was unchanged, except for that of LH and T, which was slightly, yet statistically significantly, elevated."

since when does something that increases testosterone = soy? fucking brainlet

also there's no way you'd want to chance having a schizophrenic kid until you see a family member with it like I have, its hell. I have to take care of this dude my whole life as it is.

Interestingly enough I quit porn for like a week before this encounter. Probably should try and stay off it, maybe this will motivate me and help me to be resourceful and find chicks i'm actually attracted to

how'd you fuck up your life if you don't mind me asking? I feel like all I do wrong is be lazy and use tinder out of just not wanting to try and meet girls outside. If I motivated myself more maybe I'd do better. Also the 10 girls that werent prostitutes, tinder or where else? Need some tips to keep the ball rolling, fuck having another 2 year dry spell

Getting something you want is usually a lot of effort, you've made it harder by ethnicity hunting. Maybe just stick to club girls?

this, being a cyborg is the worst, you get a taste of normie life but you're stuck with long periods of robot activity

at robots only know one life and many of them are just too fucked up to be helped or beyond help itself, its definitely liberating I'm sure

agreed, I'll be clubbing heaps once winter holiday is on and i dont have any uni work

why are certain goals (academic, financial) much subjectively easier to achieve though, despite also being objectively difficult and requiring effort? this sounds autistic as fuck but I wish there was some technique to follow that would improve my odds with the women im actually attracted to, is there?

it was piss easy getting this girl, i wasnt focused at all on being smooth or anything, pretty much acted like a turd and it just fell into my lap...but it was shit so I'm not impressed

>albanian

you're fucking sick in the head you disgusting twat

pic related is Albanian TV presenter Ilda Bejleri, if you don't think that's hot then hey guess what you're gay mate

Dua Lipa and Era Istrefi are also Albanian you turd, what do you consider attractive then dipshit?

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>failed chad
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>long story but my older brother has schizophrenia and I dont want a kid like him

You goof. I believe schizophrenia jumps a generation. He has it because grandad possibly had it. His first son won't have it but his second son might, and his son won't have it but his grandson might

Woah

>Elementary school
>Chad
>6th grade comes around
>Didn't make elite soccer team that year though I did before
>Mom won't let me play football even though I was good at it
>Out chaded by Lax bros and other athletes
>Basically just try to be class clown but don't really have respect since in my town sports were important
>Become really cringy as a teenager, dad never taught me how to be a man or be cool
>Always getting in trouble and get bad grades
>Last year of school in new town and didn't have any friends until after I graduate
>Become beta orbiter in this one clique of girls but I did end up fucking one of them
>They all leave to college and I go to community college
>I'm like 19 at this point and still cringy as hell also fucking 120lb at 6ft
>Most of them stay close on breaks but they get tired of me and I basically get shoved out of the group
>No social circle but some guy friends
>Go to real college for a semester and drop out
>Now 23 and neet

Obviously there is more to the story but that should paint the picture. I've bulked a bit since then but I'm still a skinny bitch at 155lb. When I go to raves I have made out with a good amount of 7+/10 stacies because they don't realize I'm a failure

funny enough I didn't post on r9k back in 2017, this year I start posting and this is the year I broke my dry spell lmao, thanks robots

Not true, genetics is one of the subjects we have to study for our degree, schizophrenia is a multifactorial genetic disease. And no neither grandparent had it. Only relative with mental illness is 2nd cousin with bipolar disorder.

You're the goof dipshit brainlet

KEK! i'm a neet and even I know this, that user had some reddit-tier intelligence

Solid! Thanks user, I'll run mad club game like I used to then, had good success back in 2012, 2013 and over 2017 summer that chick I kissed I nearly got to fuck her if she wasnt flying out the next morning, was unlucky logistically as my parents were home and I couldnt go back to hers as they were at hers too

what a shitty attitude my guy. damn
i think you still feel like a loser inside though, and i can relate my dude. you need self-love, not material gain

>10 escorts
jesus fuck my guy

depends how bad of a cyborg you are, Failed Chad tier is okay because you get a rush of confidence even if you aren't attracted to the girls you fuck. I just need to use it judiciously these next few months

>testosterone=manliness
Manhood is defined by being able to produce healthy offspring. Womanhood as well. If you've done vasectomy, you're not a man, and you're less than a woman as well.

I've been working on the self-love since 2015, doing CBT and shit like that. I know I'm narcissistic and cynical but I'm trying to be more self-aware. Me and my friend group used to get bullied in grade11 but once I stopped hanging out with them I suddenly became Chad in grade12 (the kids who bullied us werent cool, we only hung with them because we all used to be friends). Any tips how to fix this attitude? I'm open to learn as I don't wanna be an asshole forever.

I think the old memories must still affect me or something. And i don't recommend other anons seeing escorts, I would see 2-3 per year for the past few years since I was 19 (strangely I lost my virginity to the club girl I mentioned in the OP, when I was 17, got into escorts cos I was in a dry spell and curious), it's addicting and many dudes can't even control it as well as I can. Aiming to only see 1 this year or I might quit all together, not sure yet

If you're going to do that bring friends because as soon as a chick realizes you came alone she will likely not want to fuck you. For me it's been a little bit of everything. Tinder, clubsluts, FetLife, friends of friends. Best way to get pussy is having a life where you're constantly meeting girls and your own place/car(unless you live in a city)
Even Chad doesn't fuck the majority of girls he's interested in but since he meets so many he never goes long without pussy. For that you need to have social circles, recreational hobbies, work friends, and go out to events

My sperm count was ~300 million before this surgery. It's reversible too, my urologist even reversed a 30 year old vasectomy and the man got his wife pregnant soon after, has no permanent effect you idiot.

I obviously won't reverse it though, I also don't want kids, I enjoy my freedom and I love to travel too much. I wanna be able to wake up at noon and the only person puking the night before will be me, not some baby.

Plus I'm religious so I believe in the afterlife, I don't care about my 'legacy' on earth or carrying down the family name. I've got a decent inheritance so I'll just donate to a university hospital and get my name on some wing. Boom, there's my legacy.

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t. retarded downie that would spread his shitty genes no matter what and who is nothing more than a cockroach only focusing on his biological purpose
Go back to being a caveman fucking faggot

oh I only ever go clubbing with friends anyways, no worries. Never heard of FetLife so I'll check that out, thanks brah!

Thankfully I live in the city and have an apartment that looks like one that a bachelor would live in. My parents always travel for work so its vacant most of the year too.

All fantastic points user, other cyborgs should take note

There is no need to be hostile for such a misunderstanding. I merely say what I have heard before

Le thenk

this, look at all the welfare cucks having 3 kids, they're certainly doing society a favour eh? fucking neanderthal user lmao

>HyperChads
kek cheers for the laugh

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>healthy
Then he was never a man at all, since his bro is a schizo and likely to produce schizo kids
I'm born to 2 depressive people
There's fatties copulating and producing fatlets as well
There's people with a highly increased chance to breed autists or downies

Are you suggesting every man and woman of these are therefore "agender-ish"? That even if you're an ancient greek godchild, chad and adored person, but breed 2 downer boys, yet stay attractive, confident and fit, you're not a man?
What's your point?
Tbh you sound like a dumbass.

considering most people have some chance of producing defective offspring, who is healthy?

his logic is deranged

He is stuck in a caveman mindset, don't expect anything from him. I bet he will backpedal and say "only certain people should breed" just to save some face. Fucking tired of these cockroaches

hes right true though, being a 7 or below sucks as a man on tinder. if you're not 8/10+ you're fucked

>sex without emotions is shit

wow, what a discovery, someone give this man a medal. That's why normies are always depressed and on a lookout for the next partner, they are looking for love with their gonads, which NEVER works. Lust wears off and no one wants to stay with each other because they forget that their emotions are biochemical reactions that require attuning and cannot be forced or created in an instant, and temporary breeding heat quickly dissipates.

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based Assad poster

strong reading comprehension you homo

I never said sex without emotion, I said sex without physical attraction, my emotionless sex with escorts has surprisingly been very satisfying and fulfilling

Yeah you're right, back when I tried tinder last year I was pretty matching only 6/10s, although I've only ever seen like 2 really good looking people in my hometown anyway so it could just be that everyone in my hometown is a skank

not just your hometown, I live in a huge city in aus and it's the exact same thing but arguably worse

my hottest matches are 8/10 but they either never reply, never give me their number or flake before the meetup so its useless. the hottest chick I've fucked was barely a 6/10, the other was a 4/10 and this one was a 5/10 as I stated. Not good at all, I can't imagine what it's like to be a 5/10 guy, must be hell

Physical attraction is an emotion too, you brainlet. When you rut with just anyone, you will feel disgusted, but when you do it with attractive women, you at least feel no remorse and you feel physiological high from your gonads. Try staying with those escorts as a partner though, and see it work out.

point taken, obviously I understand escorts don't make good gfs but this really is a shitty time to be a sub 8/10 male in terms of getting the kind of gfs or even fwbs you want

so is going to the mosque to pick up chicks legit or nah?

There is no cure for it save for extreme vetting and intensive searching for a compatible person. Note I didn't say "right" person, because there is always at least several hundred potential compatible matches in the world for any one person, as most people can be put into broad criteria that overlap with what you seek in a partner.

I am in the same boat, been out clubbing and online dating and I can tell that everyone is looking for the same thing, which is a right fit, but out of fear of not getting any both men and women jump on the first available person that is willing in hopes of making it stick.
Pic for relevance - I am not that strict, but these are good pointers.

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I agree with you guys, you just posted my additional thoughts about him.

I just like showing a dumbass he's a dumbass without stating a single opinion myself. Always works on chads who are having a powertrip, too.

oh I don't want to get married, fuck that, as if I'm stupid enough to risk 50% of the sizeable inheritance I'll receive.

I probably won't even live with a chick if my state has common law marriage legislation (need to check this) but I def want a serious girlfriend on the same page as me eventually, but really only fwb or casual gf for now.

I'll take these points into consideration though as they are still relevant for a serious girlfriend if I want to have an enriching relationship, good stuff user!

Hey, whatever floats your boat. I know different states and different countries have different marriage laws and whatnot, always do what sets you up the best.
I like the idea of being married with kids so I am looking for that, though the legal framework makes you think twice about ins and outs of it, I admit.

i think that you only abuse people as much as you abuse yourself. i also think that we've been conditioned to be this way just as a result of society and the way we go about living, not necessarily as a conspiracy or anything. i think we all do this, and you shouldn't beat yourself up for it.

youtube.com/watch?v=1rB-Vdd8cqY

this is pretty good. it's actually a video response to a comment i left. positive affirmations are good. the idea is that you need to think good thoughts, but also feel good while thinking them. say things like "i am a good person" but in order for it to work you have to really feel it. it sounds fake but we've all been there. trust me.
we're all heavily influenced by our environment. people say that coming to Jow Forums is bad for you and they're not wrong. when you engage in shitty behaviour yourself, you degrade yourself and keep yourself there. please refrain from engaging with nasty energies. you know, the kind of newgrounds "i could get my dad could kill you", or the "did i make you mad????????;p". anything like that, don't do it. you hurt yourself in the process. sometimes it's better to walk away. try this
youtube.com/watch?v=lqkG2WP3uUM

it's hard to explain it to you bc i remember that inertia or unconsciousness of it. now i can say a positive affirmation and really feel into it. i think a key thing is to become conscious of how you feel when you do things. don't do the bad, like shitty mud slinging internet fights, and do the good. i don't know how i suddenly switched from being bitter and jealous of people who were following their dreams to genuinely happy for them. i just indulge in the higher energies. an example is that i truly feel love for people who are like how i used to be, really stifled and anxious. i try to help insofar as is appropriate
i think a good rule of thumb is to do what you can. don't expect yourself to know what the fuck is up, but try to do what you think is right.

what the actual fuck has happened to this board

cheers user, I understand your perspective and I agree that if you want kids its better to be married (maybe this is because I'm religious)

wow, will watch these videos, your logic makes a lot of sense, I'd say I'm halfway there, I actually can be genuinely happy for people when they follow their dreams or accomplish something (mainly my successful friends) but for some reason my uni mates or even strangers on r9k I like to childishly indulge in either Machiavellian deceit, berating or just plain heated competition (in terms of marks or correcting people when they're wrong) really gives me some insight, I'll probably be a more fun person to be around if I'm more positive and give off a good vibe. I can gladly say at least I know I have problems, I know I'm cynical, narcissistic and definitely an asshole. Next step is actively trying to improve on this. Mesmerising stuff user

look on the bright side, some advice on this thread is a breath of fresh air compared to the usual cesspool of self-hate we encounter. many anons posting on how to better themselves, might be time to wake up user

Tinder is broken because its developers intend it to be, in order to sucker idiots into spending hundreds of dollars on it. That's why there are shitloads of fake profiles, to try and get men to waste right swipes, or to buy boosts to promote them higher in women's queues, which are full of fakes and thirsty shitheads. Then you have instathots, snapthots, scammers, and so on. I'd estimate that maybe 20% of female profiles are real.

But yeah, uggos still get massively overrated on dating sites and apps.

thankfully I can say the only thing I've spent on tinder is time, i have a friend who paid for tinder gold for a month, he didnt even get laid due to it so you have a point there, they bait betas with the extra features

are muslim dating apps worth it if you're not muslim? I'm tempted to try minder or one of those apps, at least itll target more of my desired ethnicity range

probably better than going to the mosque like you suggested earlier LOL cant hurt to try user

hope you find what youre looking for inshallah

I didn't read beyond your background section but you're not a "chad" because of your ostensible physical features. You have the mentality of an autist to obsess over when you fucked last. The fact you're on Jow Forums confirms this.

Could be worse

My asbergers mate (with extreme peer pressure) downloaded grindr, and with our help, ended up fucking a FtM with their bits still intact.

I feel bad because it kind of fucked him up, and he's gone full reich against trannies and mardigras culture

pic related

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Imagine being so autistic you can only get laid by fucking an FtM HIV+ transvestite from Grindr. I would literally kill myself.

i'm glad i could help you out my guy. i'm not perfect or anything but seriously positive affirmations changed my life, along with a handful of other things. i used to have the worst mindset that just defaulted to "fuck i wish i was dead" or something like that over and over. i'm not like that anymore, usually. sometimes i still feel bitter but i remember the feeling used to dwarf me. when i see something inspiring i'm happy for them, but it also brings light to my own shortcomings. it can actually be a constructive thing.

another thing that really helped was to release past emotional trauma.
youtube.com/watch?v=cHFYEQRnQew
when we don't release emotion we become stuck until we clear it. personally, if i feel the need, i will yell, scream into a pillow, thrash my limbs around on my bed, whatever the fuck it takes to feel into this. mind and body are connected, and emotion is energy. when we keep it in, like anger or sadness, it becomes stuck in us. when we yell etc. we can actually tap into that, but the thing is it needs to be authentic. again, itll feel fake at first, but just.. let your body do what it wants to do.
i used to have a big pit in my chest and i didnt know what it was. it was pain and sadness. there are many methods to get it out, do an internet search. i've tried a lot of stuff bc it was a huge problem for me. maybe its not as severe for you but it's still important i think. i DEFINITELY feel lighter.

also, look at interactions as energetic transactions. imo the little berating and correcting etc. are just ways to try to energy vamp people.

youtube.com/watch?v=4lClo1al12c

anyways i'm sure you're farther along than you think. don't take my word for anything but consider it yourself, and follow what you yourself think is true. if you do something because you think you're "supposed to" then it becomes a dead ritual, and you make yourself a fake ass nigga. anyway good luck my boyo

>didn't read past background
no need to be jealous of my inheritance there friendo

im fully aware I have an autistic thought process but notice i said Failed Chad not Chad...and I'm not calling myself that, other people on this board have called me that, chill out user

jesus, was her face at least hot? whyd he fuck her? why not just accept a blowjob and not even let her take her knickers off....fucking a trans that you know has a dick is pretty gay

nice, I read a lot about emotional release strategies in the CBT book I use, it definitely helps for sure although I remember them saying not to overdue it or it can actually worsen the inner rage aspect

need to look into this energy transaction thing more, you've provided some good content desu, hope more anons than just myself will read these posts and watch the vids too! I've tried to get out of rituals as well (CBT book I use gives techniques on how to eliminate all forms of obsessive behaviour, rituals included) I'm getting much better at things like being flexible with my schedule, etc.

It was a female going into a male. It had a moustache and shaved head with tiny titties, but was otherwise still basically female. If you it on the street, you'd think it was a dike.

They kind of connected, and it's better than losing it to an escort (not by much). But yeah I think he got damaged from it

oh soz misread...man I can't even tell if thats better or worse than a MtF but at least it was a biological female, no idea how he could get hard around something with a moustache though, I feel bad for your mate, I'm sure there's no easy way back to sanity from that one

LOOOOOL WHY U MAD THO

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DID SOMEONE SAY Jow Forums ORGASIMONIGGER

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Hold it right there, bo. Reach for the sky

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When robots express dislike for pol, it exacerbates our desire to post lulzy content

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OP here, as someone who frequents both r9k and pol equally, I have no idea why robots hate pol...

...then again im not a robot im a failed Chad according to these lads

BASED COMMANDER BREIVIK POSTER

Breivik actually had a very similar mindset to OP, he only fucked thots and escorts, he was never about that commitment life

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also the narcissism of OP is similar, I wonder if he trained like breivik too

I'm a robot that frequents both. At its heart, pol is just anti-establishment. Whereas I hate everyone equally - but especially black females.

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I lift and do cardio 3x/week, unlike Breivik I haven't taken any steroids, I do play WoW like he did and have tried ECA though...funnily enough it was reading his manifesto that got me into bodybuilding and ECA stack back in 2013. I even took his recommendation for preworkout supps, I've used NO Xplode ever since ahahahaha

jesus I just realised breivik's manifesto probably was what made me think it was a good idea to go get an escort too, aint even mad, he was one aesthetic and successful guy aside from the fucked up massacre/bombing he committed

why do all these other robots go REEEEE POL OUT OUT OUT then?

the boards aren't too different, one hates women the other hates niggers

OP you listen to trance too?

lmao of course, even before I read Breivik's manifesto, ever since 2009, that being said Breivik introduced me to this awesome track mentioned in his manifesto:

youtube.com/watch?v=mK6E7fxp9Kk

If you think your "stats" is all there is to it you are sorely mistaken.
Even i got a gf recently and im a skinnyfat wageslave.

How easy was it to get a vasectomy at your age in Australia? Which state did you get it in? thanks - fellow Aussie

>had tinder deleted for months
>was accidently still subscribed to the plus thing without knowing
>fuck may aswell use it
>matches but no potential in any of them
>msg this one that pops up when im on it
>she's wearing this work lanyard In relation to a clothing store I recognised
>remember delivering cartons to the store for work
>she doesn't work at that one but a different one in the area
>hit it off

It was pure luck of the draw. She's a 20 y/o qt with a mad ass who sent photos in lead up to the date. Met for coffee on Sunday and she was even asking me what positions I liked and stuff. She just got out of a longterm relationship, so she missed the prime age where all girls turn into complete sluts. Actually a joy to talk to.. made out at my car after it.

Just wish I lived alone now so it'll be easy to fuck her.. I'll take her back here if it has to come to that. (live with mother and her BF)

care to elaborate on what I should do instead?
didn't get it done in aus, my sibling with schizo goes to uni in the states and I got it done in LA (Dr. Turek, he didn't ask any questions after I explained the situation, fully supported my decision, as did my parents since they paid for it)

I hear its easy to get in most major cities in aus though, just look around and maybe just make up a story, you can even use my situation, say your brother or sister has a severe mental illness

>pure luck

agreed, I've noticed any time I get laid I just happen to be in the right place at the right time, even at clubs

Yeah my mate is always chasing pussy and is always getting let down. Good things come to those who wait.. pussy will present itself if you're not a complete manlet and can dress okay.

my auntie is a fashion designer so im quite efay, also def not a manlet lmao, 6'3 desu

these are probably the only reasons I can do okay in clubs, the only issue is when my parents are home, I'll just end up making out and/or getting sucked off in the toilet and then go home, the one time i got laid from a club environment coincided with both parents being overseas on business trip

so sex isn't good if you don't like the person? yeah no shit. I could fuck randos too but I don't.

sad to say but I usually dont fuck average rando chicks either but a few weeks ago one of my normie friends deadset said to me 'hey user, other user works full time and still manages to get laid, why havent you fucked anyone recently you only go to uni?"

for some reason this pissed me off because these two dudes in question only fuck uggos, the whole time during this encounter I really felt like I was doing this just to 'get a notch on the belt' and to show off to my friends, if I was the last man on earth and it was this chick or venture hundreds of kilometres to find a better one, I wouldn't have fucked her

some societal norms we have huh boyo

ok guy

originigger

Well, were those milkers as soft as I think they are at least?

why are we judged based on how many grils we stick our pee pee into?

You can cum with a vasectomy?

Yes, but it has no sperm in it, just the seminal fluid from your prostate. It's a suspension made out of minerals, proteins and sugars to carry actual sperm into the uterus.

NO holy shit I was fucken disappointed, literally everything about her was inaccurately portrayed: personality, tits, fatness, facial aesthetics

she had a pushup bra on and her tits looked smaller when it was off, baka

that's another bad thing about tinder, the way you can manipulate photos means even 7s can be 5s, in this case what appeared to be a 6/10 was in reality a 4/10, hence why I gave barely a 5 as a balanced rating

God damnit anons imma lose it, I just want a qt REAL 6/10 middle eastern/albanian gril is that too much to ask with these stats? FUCK bros

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thanks other user for clarifying this for me

how can people know so little about anatomy? They just cut, cauterise and titanium clip the vasa deferentia, no sperm will be in the semen, but sperm only comprises 5-10% of semen so the volume loss is hardly noticeable

I can see from the way you type that you have low IQ, but I still recommend that you try to look at the images a bit more carefully. Her titcrack in the image should tell you that she has a pushup bra and she has a ton of makeup on. I am not sure, but she also might be sucking her cheeks in.

idk why but I always laugh when someone says "pee pee" and thank God this time it wasn't in the context "I just want to suck trap pee pee" like that stupid faggot in last nights thread

not that online IQ tests mean anything but why would I type properly on a fucking imageboard? If anything that just alludes to the notion that I'm not autistic (I've met enough autists on WoW who type with faultless grammar and punctuation even on bloody vidya)

also there are plenty of high IQ NEETs on here, IQ isn't everything even in the case of my online IQ score being wildly inaccurate, the fact that I'm nearly finished with a dental surgery degree speaks enough to my intelligence as far as I care at least

so excuse me for not paying attention to the nuances of a tinder photo as this has been my worst catfish yet, I wasn't expecting something this off. Hide your power level next time familia, I can smell the autism in your post

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OP, if you felt this wasnt an accomplishment, would you have preferred Dua Lipa instead?

here's the catch: she's a trap but you dont have to take her panties off, you'll never know, just get 1 succ

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