Inherited my uncles pimping operations when he died earlier this week

>inherited my uncles pimping operations when he died earlier this week
What do I do guys? I know how to run this industry but I don't want to be branded a criminal.

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Set the poor girls free you bastard.

I'm not responsible for their shitty life choices. I couldn't care less about them. All they're good for is making money.

Become a harsh tyrant pimp.
Make them suffer under you blood thirsty greedy fist

did you fucking actually, that's neat!

Sell the company and draw a wage in an advisory position.

>but I don't want to be branded a criminal.
Then set up a legitimate "escort" service like you aren't a retard then.

If you live in Brisbane I would willing to help. Not as a whore, I need a job and this sounds exciting.

Sorry, you're not in luck. I live in Melbourne.

Upsetting. So close.
Is it a cash business or a legitimate brothel?

Brothels are unfairly taxed imo but I believe the Govt isn't considering sex dolls as the same thing yet. You could potentially swap out the roasties for plastic vaginas and just ensure you pay some immigrant to clean rubber vaginas all day.

It's a cash business, technically "illegal" but most of our clients are high class, with some fairly important figures so my family has plenty of connections. I never thought about sex dolls, but I doubt it'd be popular.

Are they mostly asian girls? Or where from?

They're all kinds of girls, but most of them owe a debt of one kind or another to my family. So they're paying off their debts while also earning a bit on the side.

Cool larp OP, haven't seen this one of this board before

Have you fucked all of them? Any threesomes? Do some of them do lez stuff?

Not only is it popular but it is more profitable. Legislation hasn't begun taxing most sex doll brothels, they have proven popular in Europe already as well. Cleaning/maintenance is cheaper than paying real women and because of that its cheaper for customers and less awkward for many of them.

Your families set up sounds more high class so you're probably right that it won't appeal to people that want an escort and not just a hole to fuck.

I live in melbourne, hire me.

I'm sure you don't, but I need to ask anyway, do you have any gang or crime family affiliations?

If you are a grill I will hire you as my private prostitute.

> high class, with some fairly important figures so my family has plenty of connections.
Here's what you do. Pull an Epstien. Have their shags recorded for use as blackmail material.

Easy way to end up missing

> most of our clients are high class, with some fairly important figures so my family has plenty of connections
> branded a criminal

Now you've confirmed you're larping.
Epstein did it to Clinton (a known murderer) as well as several other very powerful people and he's walking around fine.

Thanks for the thread though Sir.Larpsalot.

Not that I know of.
I'm male.

OP here, that wasn't my post.

The way OP has been talking, sounds like he's part of the mafia or some shit. I've never been to Melbourne or Australia, do they even have mafia or crime families there?

If you are not trolling becarefull with the rats on the thread OP
Anyway good for you, enjoy the business.

send pick of your stable with time stamp.
unless there all niggers....

No, we have tribes of Abos roaming the streets. Raping, pilaging etc.

learn from the best, start reading some iceberg slim books

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What would happen if the whores refused to be a whore and also not pay the money? Can you tell me some reasons why they are in debt to your family?

Give ud some proof or fuck off

This shit was legit, VERY dated lingo and terminology (think 1940s deep-south city negro) but very on-point with the nature of the game

if they updated it like they do shakesphere it could change the game FOREVER, roasties would burn book stores if this thing became mainstream

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>inherited grandfather's shit swastika
>can't bring myself to sell it since it's a family heirloom
>don't know what to do with it

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Join them and learn the joys of cumming by prostate massaging

I want to be you so bad.
Well, assert dominance early do they dont huddle you about the amount of money they earn.

Will I get a gf if I read it?