ITT: post your tinder successes and failures

6 is a big successs though

>download tinder app
>go to make a profile
>it asks for a facebook profile
>I don't have a facebook profile
>delete the app

>Make account
>Take decent pics
>Full out my profile
>Get 1 or 2 matches a month
>NEVER goes anywhere, either they never respond, or unmatch me before I can check on it
>Delete app and go for a total reset
>Now no matches at all

I dunno, I really don't want to pull a race card, but I guess this app is mostly useless for guys if they aren't white. Currently trying TanTan out. In about 2 months it's already gotten me more matches than Tinder ever has, but again it never goes anywhere. At least they respond though.

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just be like spike and take it easy. who gives a shit what happens, embarrassment is menial and temporary.

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what the fuck is TanTan?

Asian/Chinese Tinder basically.

Came in a girl who had a boyfriend from there the other week.
Was extra hot because her phone was ringing.

im gonna get tinder soon but i dont know what i should put as my bio. someone help

>all my photos get removed for depicting minors
>they were all just pictures of myself

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kek
that gave me a good laugh
guess you have to wait till you are a grown up

>tinder
fuck off normies.

Even though I'm 24.

I posted here a day or 2 ago about how i had a successful date. I'm now getting ghosted by the girl so i guess it wasn't successful.

do they like black boys on there?

Fucked like 12 girls off it. Got bored of getting so much different pussy though so I married one.

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I'm black so kinda? Guess it depends where you live. My most recent match liked me but couldn't speak english well so that died real fast. A shame.

Snapchat is fun to do with your friends, kinda weird with people you don't know. I make a point to keep up streaks with certain people just so they know that every day I thought about them.

Damn yo, sorry to hear things are like that. One day try to step out of your comfort zone though. Tinder is a great way to do that because honestly it doesn't matter at all with tinder matches.

Met up with a girl who blew me in a movie theatre during logo batman, was pretty good.

>matched with a chubby girl
>fucked her for a month then she broke up with me because i was boring
>next matched with a fat 40 year old who was in town for work
>invited her over for a fuck, she was very obese
>she was really into it but I didn't cum because of the condom
>next matched with a morbidly obese 35 year old who was "celibate"
>turns out she has fucked 15 guys but now wants to be celibate
>invite her over and I fuck her fat rolls and fat tits
and that's it

Why are you even on r9k? Fucking norms

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>meet a girl
>my age
>qt
>im manlet
>5'7
>shes 5'10
>never tried stuff with a girl older than me
>we meet at a tim hortons
>we talk, shes some opy paste roastie with 'anxiety, disassociative' and other tumblr shit
>shes really hot though
>i think her being taller makes it hotter (?)
>we leave, she says she had a good time
>feel really good about the date, (my first date btw)
>acts distant afterwards
>keep trying to make convo
>it falls through a bunch
>ask her if she sees this going anyway
>"no, sorry"
>"oh, ok. np. thanks for being honest."
>remove her on snapchat and insta and block her number
>really distraught, go and punch pnching bag and calm down
>couple weeks later, post a pic to instagram
>she likes it
>feel all the discomfort from the experience come back
>block her

Just made one gonna see how it goes. I like how they just have a list of things you can tick for interests.

>Match with slutty looking Asian girl
>Her bio is a play on the tootsie pop slogan
>"how many licks to make you cum? one.. two.. done!"
>Being autistic, I misread this and thought it said "how many licks to make ME cum"
>Messaged her, "I hope you can last longer than that"
>She responds at like 3 AM and wants to fuck
>Everything went better than expected

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Good luck, but don't expect anything. These apps are primarily for white dudes.

I know, I am just here to enjoy looking at asian qts

Closest-Thing-to-Success Experience:
>Matched with a girl who went to a college a couple hours away from where mine is.
>Drive her back to my college, have lunch with her.
>She's had some troubles in the past- her parents were soon divorcing, had some kind of medical procedure she was worried about paying for (Because she didn't want her mom to pay for it).
>Try my hardest ti be friendly, but we both seem a little awkward towards each other.
>Bring her to a dance (Like swing dancing and was still very much learning, figured we could learn together).
>She seems distraught that she's not getting it, but I keep trying to reassure her.
>Finally, she gets a call from her mother. She goes out in the hall to answer, and they start fighting.
>Tells me she has to go back, things only seem to be getting harder and harder.
>Don't want to drive her all the way back, so I get her an Uber.
>Uber almost $100.
>Tell her I'm sorry things didn't go so well, and tell her that she can call me if she needs anything. Of course, I probably will never be able to understand what she's going through.
>Give her a hug as the Uber pulls up.
>She drives off.

And that was it. We haven't talked since, but she's found someone else, and I still watch her snaps from time to time. She's doing okay. Besides that, I've never really had any matched (Or any that went anywhere). There was this nice Latina girl that I'm kicking myself for leaving in the dust, but I thought she was a catfish/didn't feel like she would have ended up liking me if we met.

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Congrats on your first date user.

>last May match with foreign girl who is an au pair in my country
>I mainly shitpost and say random things but she shitposts back and we hit it off
>she ends up asking me out on a coffee date
>we talk for three hours then go for a long walk together despite the gloomy weather
>our relationship progresses naturally and we start dating soon after
>everything seems almost too perfect and am happy for once in my life
>we make time to see each other usually at least twice a week despite both of us being busy with conflicting schedules
>one of our favorite things is to just go to a park and lay down and cuddle sometimes falling asleep in the other's arms
>when cuddling we always held tightly and would interlock our legs together
>best feeling in the world when I'm with this girl
>come August her au pair contract is ending and she has to return back to her home country
>still keep in touch to this day through messaging and video calls
>feel as slowly slipping away as we begin to talk less and less
>used to hear my own voice in my head but now I can only hear hers
>feel like she's there whenever I talk to myself
>get depressed immediately and snap back to reality
>tfw this happens every fucking day

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Talked to a black Femthot. I can tell because she practically shaved all of her hair off, sign of mental instabilities. Didn't respond to her again as I was bored.

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I made a fake Chad profile to mess with roasties but too anxious to actually troll anyone.

Enjoy the inevitable knob rot.

Oh well, you broke the mould and went on a date with a reasonably hot girl, you should be proud of that.

thats what you get for swing dancing

>minorities complain about being minorities
how about you fuck off back to a country youre a majority in

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I literally went on my third Tinder date yesterday:

>meet up in bar
>I immediately realise that the guy is quiet and nervous as fuck
>Realise I'll have to be the one making conversation
>I buy drinks and food
>I pay for a movie for both of us
>$75 total sofar
>I talk for 3 hours
>Whenever I pause there's nothing but silence
>I want him to take me back to his place to fuck but he never offers
>Wish him a good night and pay for the taxi ride
>he's texted me since but is really hard to read, writing stuff like "I like you too, you are attractive".

>sign up to tinder
>have to provide picture
>sign out and never go back
and that is the story of my failure.

All of them are failures because I don't have the balls to message first and girls never do it.

The game was rigged from the start lads

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Did she actually remove you? Might have just been attentionwhoring

Unmatched minutes later

What a fucking cunt orignal

>surf rock
how's 9th grade going user?

??? I'm 22. I just like more Jovial forms of rock. In my ears it comes off as more elastic and unique than some shit like Avenged Sevenfold and Metallica. I bet you don't like Danzig either.

Are you sure? The newest version of tinder lets you just use your mobile to register.

Anyway.
>Made an account
>Swiped for a week straight, never got a result
>Uninstalled

Slept with 2 7/10 girls from the app in the past couple of years, had a relationship with another for half a year. Since then, I've had literally 1 match a week if i am lucky, and am usually ignored :/

hey lads i made one but didnt get any matches except for 2 bots so i deleted the app. Damn im ugly as fuck

>make a tinder account
>get some pics of myself, not selfies
>swipe most girls right, some left (don't do all right since that s allegedly bad)
>get like 1 match
>she doesn't respond
>make a test tinder profile with a random chad pic
>get like 15 matches in half hour

no point in using tinder, it's no use if you don't look like prime chad.
the game was rigged from the start for us robots.

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*rigged against us, of course

About 1/4th the girls I see are under 18 and fucking say so in their profile.

Not true. I'm a balding skinnyfat soyboy and I've gotten like 5 matches with decent looking girls. I think I have an okay face though.

I tried to download tinder last night and my phone wouldn't let me

i failed tinder without having tinder

I have a vague idea about what Tinder is, but I don't know how it works.

I'm an ugly, virgin fembot (male), should I make a profile and see what happens?

faggot, we are supposed to play "robots"

you'd probably have better luck on grindr (not trying to diss you).

How do I sex this purple hair person I matched with

My bio was just a meme about women having shitty copy paste bios and it makes me sick

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tell her you're half black and that trannys are human. trust me

Tinder is a waste of time.
If you're not a Chad you can only get shit grade roasties.

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Seeing ugly girls like this unironically makes me think "what's the point of living for them". I do not feel the same thing when I see an ugly man.

I still would be too afraid to be their friend.
It's the last week of college and I made 0 friends that are girls. First year of college wasted.
I'm a 20y skinny baby face guy.

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Women Are Vile, pt. 944,481,184,201

Anyone else who mainly goes to tinder for ego boosts and shitposting?

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You should have made a joke based on the fact that "rock" can mean the music genre and a solid aggregate of one or more minerals or mineraloids.

Kai tuo harjoittelu tyty-ydeksi kelpaisi?

Tama sopisi paremmin robotille

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>I want him to take me back to his place to fuck but he never offers
You could have also just asked for it if you wanted it so hard, but you're just a fucking yeast hole so I'm not surprised you didn't think of the possibility.

Yikes. Sorry man. Typical she had to leave, the hands life deals you are great.

>get a match
>start talking to her
>our conversation flows pretty well and she seems genuinely interested in me
>asks me if i want to hang out today
>sure
>tell her i dont have a car so she'll have to pick me up
>"no problem"
>give her address and she comes to pick me up
>says she wants starbucks so we drive to starbucks
>we get there
>as we're walking into the store from the parking lot, she tells me to go in without her cause she has to "call her dad"
>okay
>go in and wait in line
>its been a couple minutes
>look out the window
>her car is gone from the parking lot
>check tinder and she unmatched me
>get a drink and walk home
>mfw

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>Matched with a girl
>Goes to my school
>She messages me meme stuffs first
>Play along
>Then tells me she's in two of my classes
>Remembers her
>We start talking more often because of it and are planning on going out at some point
At least that's the most successful. Talked with another on snapchat for a bit but we sort of stopped

Isn't it weird to make relationships through tinder? I mean it must be funny if you have a kid and they ask how you met, and you say "through an app". It just feels funny to me for some reason. Or maybe it's just more reliable for finding a relationship with someone you'll love?.

No, I totally agree