/britfeel/

its actually not mate this is fucking brilliantr i just looked in the fucking mirror and sorry fuck man i cant

By Friday I'll decide if I ascend(or descend) prematurely. Fucking had it with it now, beyond a fucking joke I tell you. Unrelenting shit thrown my way all day everyday. Fucking hate being sober, but being fucked up will fuck me up in the long run. Lad at uni mentioned I may have depression or something because I hate being sober but I don't know or really care. Just want to be fucked up and off my head forever.

Post pic of bum to prove it

Can l have your stuff lad

Wow sick move m8, where'd you learn that Azuma ninja stuff? Don't assassinate me, I thought you were just a peaceful Muslim haha

Waiting for my card to come

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I had that for a long time and it turned out I was numbing myself to run from some pretty intense feelings lad. You can't deal with being sober because being sober means feeling something unpleasant, I'd wager. Not sure what that is for you, just my two cents. Sometimes it better to let yourself feel it, to suffer a little, for the sake of confronting it. Running is just putting it off for another day

Ooooo god is this guy being cringy. When I trip I rarely have a look at the threads but certainly don't post in them. Get a grip you turd muncher, drugs are great but you're not. You're a cunt.

Fuck it lads I'm going to go and get a pasty for lunch. Last time I did, a seagull came down and pinched it right out of my hands. It was a shame but I like birds so I didn't mind too much.
Hopefully this goes better, pasty and a beach walk sounds perfect I think

U can have a pic of my lovely toes lad free of charge

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Classic 2018 /britfeel/
youtube.com/watch?v=84CjB4b4Pb0

haha state of you getting all worked up

Played an RTS/Grand Strategy for the first time yesterday, like what the fuck how does anyone (hyperautists excluded) actually enjoy this level of quickfire micromanagement? The UI is just woah, how am I meant to keep track of what's going on? Really, I just can't do like 20 things at once

Qt post desu la

Hotkeys and muscle memory lad
If it was too fast paced, you should try some superior turn based games

Holy fuck lads SCEA actually did it

bbc.com/news/localnews/2633948-Wigan/0

This is why I only do turn based stuff.

Glad you agree, turn based is much better for brainlets like us

Grand Strategy I can do because most of them you can pause or run really slowly when you try to figure stuff out. RTS I've never been good at though.

Thanks lad. People keep saying that about my posts and I don't get why
Think I'll head out in about 10. How's your day going?

Lads I've a highly technical maths question. The basis is biological and math isn't my strong point unfortunately.

Can I post it up for a superiour IQ lad to help me crack it out?

Nth for Christianity

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I was playing with other people and they didn't really want to have to pause every 10 seconds. Maybe I'll just play by myself from now on so I can get a feel for it first

Not too bad really. Just playing some Tekken before work. Not doing fantastically this afternoon, but it's just a bit of fun.

What is the question laddy?

I am feeling it, only smoke 2 times a week really and do acid every month or 2. Probably going to buy MDMA now to see what I can do but I'm constantly miserable. I'm so bored with life and it's intolerable. I mean even if I get my personal issues sorted out, we'll always be faced with the harsh reality of the real world. Everything is fake, everyone is fake, everyone serves themselves. You're just an opportunity for someone end of the day. You're to be taken advantage of.

Seems every steps I take blow up in my face. Social aspects are just... non existent at this point. I'm very fucking lonely but at the same time I can't bare to socialise and interact as that has only ever caused more trouble than I start out with. I take a step to improve my health and something else pops up or it worsens. Seemingly in a never ending downward spiral no matter what I do. I kick addiction which i was lead to by this feeling to just feel the same off it, this time wanting to be fucked up 10x more.

Often criticised and put down for my outlook but who are they to say I'm negative or short sited, black or white even? They must live in another world because the one I'm it has no positivity. But oh wait, their happily deluding themselves with lies and illusions that life is all fine and dandy.

I can't crawl out this swamp and seem to dwell in the swamp. Everything I try fails and looking into the future, suggested changes would just relocate or reanimate the swamp.

I'm ranting at the page, so nothing personal. Just getting it out of the head into reality is important for me.

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Truth, it's my favorite genre. Currently on a Jagged Alliance run through, easily my favorite game of all time once you've modded it a little

>RTS/Grand Strategy
these are different genres lad

YOU NEED TO HARNESS THE IMPOTENT RAGE AND USE IT TO FUEL YOUR LIFE TO THE MAX!!!!

OK lad. I hope you've got a degree in math because this one's tricky:

Pre-shit - my mass is 13st 13.75 lbs
Post-shit - my mass is 13st 12.50 lbs

Find the mass of my shit.

Ta lad.

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Sounds like a comfy day, planning on playing some vidya when I'm back I think. Enjoy lad.
I hear you lad but I don't think you're seeing the full picture form where you're at right now. To live is to suffer, but that's not everything. There's a lot of good stuff to and it becomes easier to see that once you've moved past the nihilistic, hopeless feels. I'm not suggesting it's easy and I don't want to suggest it's as simple as 'just move on' but I guess I want to remind you that things do improve if you want them to, eventually and after a lot of hard times.
It's not a delusion to see the good in the world, and doing so is not the same thing as ignoring the bad. There is duality.
Be kinder to yourself, you're clearly working through a lot and I think maybe the pressures you put on yourself exacerbate things a bit.
>Just getting it out of the head into reality is important for me.
Completely understand and I'm gad this place is an outlet, feel free to vent whenever and I hope you find your footing soon mate

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Why can't i just imagine things instead of doing them?

1.25 lbs lad. have you heard of a calculator

Ooh never heard of that but looks fun. Which one do you recommend playing to begin with?

Currently cracking out some Xcom myself
Yeah I didn't know which one the game I played was. Looked it up just now and it's GS

>13st
jesus christ lad lose some fucking weight

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What do you like to play? For me, it's Tekken, Dark Souls 2 and I just finished Undertale. Say what you want about the fanbase, it was a good game.

>quickfire micromanagement
>in gs
what was it lad?

>1.25lbs

Wow! That's a big shit isn't it?

It's all relative to height lad. I'm 6ft.

>tfw you actually failed your maths degree and some user says this to you.

Crusader Kangz II

It was free on Steam and a fren wanted to play it with me

Everyone feels like this when they are young. Growing up is getting over it.

Jagged Alliance 2. Play it on vanilla/easy mode first, then as soon as you feel you understand it download 1.13 and never look back. GOAT.
XCOM is fantastic, good choice. Which one are you playing?
Strategy games if I'm feeling it, see above. Otherwise I zone out on Overwatch or Splatoon, I like the Souls games a lot, and I like games with a lot of roleplaying.
Think today it'll just be some OW, been on a healslut hype for a few weeks now

>Dark Souls 2
The worst Dark Souls

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Fat log

>13st
>heavy
Bitch please I'm like 15 stone. Bit overweight but not too bad considering I'm like 6'2

You might say that, but there's a lot to like about it. It's probably my favourite.

>XCOM is fantastic, good choice. Which one are you playing?
Enemy Unknown. It's my first venture into the series. Before then I'd only played weeb shit like Fire Emblem

ah right, got 500 hours in it. Don't really see how not being fast enough can cause you problems. You know you can pause at any moment with the space bar?

alright shippers lad, i see you still like your food!

Yeah as I said I was playing with friends who were already fairly experienced with the game

>daddy got me mcdonalds

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Good choice, hope you enjoy it. Clocked something like 600+ hours into that game and getting there for the sequel. If you like it, maybe try the older games too as they're great if a little obtuse

>need to let my parents know about something
>can't be bothered since it went really poorly last time
No, I'm not coming out

It's time lads.

Just got a long awaited email and sadly it's a no go. It looks like my career as a civil engineer is finally over.

I won't let the normies get away with this. I'll make my mark on this world one way or another.

This will my last post. The next time you hear from me will be on the news. I reckon I will become an Elliott Rodger figure all over the internet, and finally get the recognition and respect that I deserve. You lads can say you knew me when I was alive

All the best.

Wew lad. Aha. Just had an email from a recruiter.

print "Shit-Mass Calculator: Sponsored by Autism-Speaks and The Coca-Cola corporation"

print "13.75 Lbs - 12.50 Lbs ===", 13.75 - 12.50
print "The Mass of the shit is the difference between your weight prior to shitting and your weight after."
print 13.75 - 12.50 "Is the weight of your shit because you aren't on the moon, fuck knows how to calculate gravity"

#Fuck the world

Think I've got compulsive sexual behaviour lads. Tinder has made it all too easy, I've been shagging about 3 different girls a week. I think I need to get this shit fixed, it's got to be unhealthy.

i fucked it up but im in a rush
thanks to the user that told me to learn python
quite fun!

Why was Berlin part of West Germany? How did people get in and out of it?

Manlet detected, 13st can be healthy

I was the same on Tinder. It gets so absorbing you can barely do anything else. POF too.

Looking forward to that 320GBP / day day-rate to be honest.

Who here /rich-lad/?

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Can you lads believe there's a lad who posts here who only got one match on tinder and she BLOCKED him? Haha

N-N-NO REALLY I'M S-SIX FOOT YOU MUST BE A MANLET HAHA I'M NOT FAT I'M BUILT!

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I don't like it lad. There's too much choice. What are you supposed to do when you get on with most of these girls and are attracted to them? Do I just pick one and get into a relationship?

Don't be sly lad

>Why was Berlin part of West Germany?
west berlin was lad, east berlin was apart of east germany

LOL! What a loser.

ori

>filling out appraisal forms
Fuckin hate these tbqh family.

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Half of Berlin was part of West Germany. The West didn't want to give the Soviet Union too much power over the capital.

>this impotent manlet rage

too many bloody skeletors in this thread. get yourselves on a fucking bulk. anyone below 13 stone is automatically a soyboy.

simple as

>tfw autism
>applying to jobs that give guaranteed interviews to people with disabilities

ill have a job in no time, lads

>t. lanky kong

So they split it up to keep everyone happy, right? Feel like a brainlet for not knowing, honestly.

Enjoy working in a charity shop lad

im applying for a Jow Forums mod position actually

I weigh just over 9 stone and I want to keep it that way. Skelly mode is best mode, makes me feel better about myself. Hated gaining weight when I fell for the bulk meme, made me very uncomfortable

how do they make the deodorant liquid so cold for so long??

whats wrong with charity shops, they seem alright

Pretty much, yeah. Letting just one of the powers have total control over the capital would have drastically shaken up the balance of things.

It's alright lad, not everyone knows about history

>Skelly mode is best mode, makes me feel better about myself

alright tilde lad, how come you're posting without your trip

Kek
Can't really live off it though can you

Wind chill

They don't, when gas expands (from high pressure container to open atmosphere) it loses heat so when you spray it out it feels colder relative to the surrounding air

/britfeel/ body type - the image.

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but when i fart in your mums face she says they're warm?

if it wasn't for the symbolic factor we should have just let the soviets have berlin. Bit unfair on the allied lads garrisoning it; if war broke out in the morning they'd be massacred by nightfall

Not the first time someone has called me Tilde and it won't be the last
>implying

Fuck off you virgin chubby ginger bastard. you're going to die alone without anyway. dont you ever take the piss out of me weight again

>You can have sex with and pretty much treat this girl like a whore for a solid week and she's totally into it
>There's a 20% chance of contracting HIV

What do you do lads?

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