Does anyone want a clingy, mentally ill gf to enter in a LDR with?
I'm feeling pretty damn lonely and unlovable, so I'll do my best to make sure that you feel loved. I don't even care what you look like, I just want to know that you won't abandon me and are willing and able to love me unconditionally.
If you're interested, please send me your Discord. Hopefully we'll get to know each other and something will grow from that. :)
okay add me ice cream#2682
No, but I will pump and dump you if you're not fat. Good enough?
Added. Let's see how this goes :)
Will you send me pictures of tits you googled and claim they're yours? Will you show my messages to your friends and laugh at me behind my back?
why does it have to be an ldr though
Because I live far from everyone.
Yeah, sure, why not.
vitnick#1560
not from me though
Where though?
Gugjfjghcch original
Eastern Europe
Add me and I'll be more specific
Oh, I'm not even in Europe.
Sorry, I was holding out hope that you might have been near my empty as fuck corner of the world
Add you how? You haven't left any discord.
Sorry, I meant I'll add you.
>ree me lonely and unlovable and have vagina
insert lindsey ellis sausage gif here
Do you want to move to central Europe to be a live-in maid with benefits?
inb4 a thousand million thirsty betas
Numb#2316
Add me or else
Not a girl, just saying
Added originallyyllanigiro!
it saddens me that i considered leaving my discord info here
I know, I was just joking. Sorry if it did not come across the right way
Doitdoitdoit :)
Orioriorioriginally
prodigal#7433
>Does anyone want a clingy, mentally ill gf to enter in a LDR with?
I do, but they all want Chad to abuse them and do the retarded daddy fetish thing to them.
>Eastern Europe
Oh hey, me too, too bad you're a contactwhore.
I can't be your bf, but if you want friends op I'm ztkatel#5473
daily reminder that you shouldn't reply to friend collectors
>prodigal#7433
Couldn't add you. :(
Well, let me prove you wrong.
I'm ice cream
im sorry for just blocking you like that
it wouldn't have worked out
it's fine, she has a billion other cocks queued up
Why not?
Contrary to what the other poster said, I have no malicious intent and would appreciate making some new friends, even if I don't end up forming a relationship.
just bad experiences
if you want to be friends that's okay
Of course that's okay. :)
I sent you another friend request, could you add me again?
datdit#4959
Add me then girl
when are you going to have enough boyfriends
Dunno about gf, but I'll at least talk to a mentally ill eastern european girl np and not delete or stop talking to them or whatever Xenomorphica#8264
how you gonna prove you're a grill though, i ain't being bamboozled
Fuck it ill bite
SonOfSam#5763
Are you the Macedonian chick?
why would anyone want a LDR? I don't get it.
No, I'm from Eastern Europe
Are you a slutty whore?
lol, it's not so much a *want* as a necessity born out of my geographical location
lmao you pathetic fucks
I can't believe you all fell for the bait
>tfw no clingy Eastern European gf
do you live alone in the middle of the desert with no neighbors?
so there really is a new Iron Curtain
I just want a friend user, will you message me?
>want online gf
>no one ever responds to me
>roastie bitch makes thread and gets 10 robots lining up to be her bf
Send me your Discord ;p
Welcome to the internet fuckface.
fuck you roast. i hope you send nudes to all those robots and they ruin your life
We'll get our revenge on the female menace one day, friend.
It's so obviously bait, but here's an image from another thread.
EE went to shit after we tried capitalism
No, but I live in Eastern Europe, so it's pretty much the same thing
I guess you could say that haha
EE has always been shit, you just have a different flavor of shit now.
No
I mean sure, Bosty#8989
At least corruption was manageable and everyone had a job
Why don't you do like all other eastern European girls and move to western Europe to become a prostitute?
don't have one im afraid
Lel no, you have always been a corrupt shithole.
Send me your Discord, and I will :)
if she weren't a contactfag, i'd let her live with me in england, and we could neet it out for a decade or so before we run out of money and kill ourselves.
Aww, that's a shame. Make one? ;p
Just change "gf" to "bf" and post another thread.
See it die with 0 replies (or maybe 1-2 "op is a faggot"-tier replies).
And tell me """""""""""""""""fembot""""""""""""""""" isn't a meme.
By the way, OP is a faggot.
i didnt find any other good thread to post this, but would anyone want to be friends with me? im a mentally ill girl from the eastern US coast and i have zero friends. i dont do well with abandonment either and as a result ive become very cautious and closed off towards virtually everyone due to being treated badly in the past
Sounds like you have a story to tell user
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All you will do is use a robot until your confidence levels go up then you will switch to chad.
added a girl who sounds a lot like you a couple weeks ago. turned out she was incredibly boring and she ended up ghosting me. was fun.
Sure friends is nice
Bosty#8989
OkayImadeone#8816
i am sorry to hear that happened to you user. hopefully youre doing okay
i would rather get to know someone through email first, if thats fine with you
What's your Discord? I'll add you :) (I'm the OP)
>i would rather get to know someone through email first, if thats fine with you
I understand.
>clingy gf
is a bit of a stretch, but having someone to have a conversation with to kill time might be nice
loladinas#0715
No.
Oororiorigoriginally
All different kinds of females add me
lello#1488
I probably won't be interested in a LDR, but I would like to have someone to talk to. Send Discord here. Open invitation.
@kurz5148
Hi (:
Noice, it's what I always look for.
I don't feel lonely, because I'm very capable of entertaining and taking care of myself, but being lonely leaves me... unsatisfied. Already as a kid I had more happiness sharing my sweets and toys than hoarding them. Always protected the bullied kids just because I didn't wanna watch someone get wrecked emotionally because they didn't wanna join some stupid bragging contests. Always help people for free, even ask people in a shit situation if I may help anyhow.
I just... NEED to be caring and comforting. When I remember the many times I've built people up or saved their asses, just because I think it's the right thing to do, it reminds me that I'm not worthless, or selfish.
Idc if you're some robot pretending to be a girl or not. I need a dude who doesn't push me away for saying "you can trust me. Go ahead and rely on me. Tell me your embarrassing shit, and your crazy thoughts and realizations. It lets me know I'm being a good friend, and whenever you make a bright smile because you were afraid I'd get pissed off but reacted understanding, I'm having a bright smile. You're happy, and that makes me happy that I caused that."
t. McSaf #6296
P.S. West Europe here, GMT+1, so time schedules shouldn't be a problem. And I'll be a NEET in the next couple months, so "I'm busy" will be a rare answer.
i'd post a throwaway email here, but i'm probably going to sleep soon.
skittlescollective#4224
originally
P.S. i actually got my hopes up with this post.
Don't leave me hanging, OP!
Or at least anyone from Jow Forums if OP doesn't give a fuck.
;_;
very original lol
You don't want that, trust me. That exact same shit is why I'm on this board now, save yourself and go for a normie or asin GF.
are you really the op?
i dont add discords right away, id rather speak through email first
Talking through email is very unnatural. How much correspondence would you require before exchanging Discords?
typo, meant to be two n's, not three.
Shut up, I used Mama's bolognese spices to cook that pasta, you son of a bitch!
MAMA'S BOLOGNESE SPICES!!
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MAMA!!
Are you still here OP? I'm lonely and want to feel loved
ebola#2812
>female posts thread asking for bf
>now has 20 boyfriends.
>thread asking for mentally ill clingy girls
>call them BPD thots if they break up with you
Mentally ill girls arent a type of girl, you can prefer blondes to brunettes, but you cannot prefer someone mentally to non-mentally ill because you shouldnt see mental illness as a trait or a quirk
I don't think it's so much a preference but it is much easier to obtain a mentally ill gf than a normal one. There's some security in having a low demand gf.
Being easily obtainable isnt the same as being mentally ill, mentally ill itself is an extremely broad term to use and OP is claiming he wants a mentally ill gf, with schizophrenia? Anxiety? Multiple personality disorder? Where does the line end for OP
no I just got out of a relationship with one of you annoying damaged girls and it fucking sucked.
don't do it bots. no matter how lonely you are, don't go for chicks like this. and don't feel sorry for her either, just remember that getting laid/getting into a relationship is 1000% easier as a gril to the point where it's nearly impossible for it not to happen at some point.
to all the fools thinking about adding her: she won't pick you. she'll use you as an emotional tampon and leave you hanging. all you're doing is inflating her ego at the expense of your time and energy.
Sure, Croat here
Eucalictus#5829
Op is the mentally ill gf