Ideal BF thread

Thread death is not the only type of failure.

This is me but I'm too smart (in graduate school for math with genius IQ) and have no style. Oh well.

Then it isnt you, clearly youre not smart user.

You would know all about that wouldn't you?

Dark hair.
Blue or green eyes.
Handsome.
Funny.
Intelligent.
Nice hands.
Wants to spend time with me.
Gets depressed sometimes.
Bit of a loser.
Dark sense of humor.
Buys me sweets and does the shopping.
Slightly mean.
High sex drive.
Not afraid to choke me in bed.

That's what "but" means lol, it means it isn't actually me. Learn 2 English

>Not afraid to choke me in bed.
dropped

What do you consider good music taste? I listen to Black Sabbath and other assorted old rock.

The jerk intersection here, in red, is what all women want.

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This is me except I have very little "passion" for video games at all anyway

normie-tier roastie
go back to plebbit

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Shut up
Not that, just what I enjoy really

>Shut up
no u

Shut up part 2

Choking is good. You're a numale soyboy with a heart made of wet newspaper if you can't see that.

git gud dummy

Nope, choking is for inferior femsubs who are worth nothing more than a ONS, never a relationship or love. Youre a cockslut whore if you can't see that.

Alright, the conversation is over now, user.

It's over when I say it's over. Which is now

You don't understand women.

k
Originally k

I understand women, it's you who doesn't understand men. Of course "choke me daddy" sluts are fun for a fuck but never a relationship.

This conversation is now on again. You tried to play me but it backfired and you're upset. Git Gud

just dont call the cops after

No, youre just annoying me now, I didnt try and play you I tried to discard you

It didn't work though. git gud scrub

I could stop replying

And let me win? okay then, i guess you'll never git gud

Black and punches me

If you say so
Originally

Enjoy your boring vanilla sex marriage until one of you dies, I guess.

It's not what I say, it's just how it is.

I'm talking about consensual choking, fool. :)

if you say so, part 2

>if you're not into shitty maledom/femsub cliche boring choking then your sex is boring
this is the intellectual power of the female? how disappointing
Choking is the boring cliche shit, git gud

this you dumb roasttie slut

Yeah, I ain't even him.

You should have said 'this would be me but...'.

You state that you enjoy choking sluts, but you're going to give that up and go full vanilla when you get married for 50 years. Ok.

I dont really care, I have no attachment to the guy that replied first, the same for you, if you really arent him

I'm going to marry a dom woman, like my current gf. Submissive women are fun to fuck and treat like sextoys but they can never be marriage material, they're inferior. It's sad that you can't figure this out.

He ain't me, and you have great attachment to me. We can all see it. It's okay, there's no shame in it.

Literally me, except maybe the hands, I bite my nails. Everything else is spot on. I've had 3 girlfriends in my life and all 3 liked being choked in bed. The fuck

But who am I now user?

Which one is it?

Oh, ok. That sounds like a better plan. Why do you hate subs if you're a sub? Hate them personally I mean, not just finding them boring in bed. They just want the same things you want. Double standard, it sounds like.

Hnnng. I have my ideal bf or I'd hit you up.

>latino or white
>kind of stocky body type
>into vidya
>into anime but not that weeby
>honest
>taller than me i'm 5'4
>someone i can rely on
>open minded

too bad i won't ever get a bf

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Dont reply if you didnt see (you) its basic manners

It's OK user, I'm sure you'll find someone that's exactly like me someday.

I said that they aren't worth relationships with and are boring to be with in relationship. Femsubs are generic and choking women is fucking boring as shit.
I don't really "hate them", but I guess I do hold women in contempt for almost completely being carbon copies of each other while thinking they're unique snowflakes. Like 90% of women are femsub "choke me daddy" sluts but think they're all into the peak kinky stuff and are unique princesses, and don't understand that most men do not want to be in a marriage with a woman who's like that. It's just annoying ya know?

Dump his ass. Guarantee you my dicks bigger. Where you from

It's ok femanon someday you'll meet your special someone

I don't believe in false hope. Also plan on committing suicide before 2018 is over.
I'm not a femanon, i'm a gay retard.

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Yeah, I hear ya. Men are mostly like that too. Boring or crazed or entitled. A good dom is hard to find, m. or f.

AHAHAHAHA FEMANONS DONT MEME YOU LONELY CUNT

>being gay
Just die!
Don't forget to stream it, faggot.

But still there's a good chance you can meet another gay anime lover on discord or something I'm friends with a few

Sorry, I'm married. I shouldn't have posted. Happy hunting tho.

i also happen to be a gay retard
drop discord?

Men are much more diverse in their sexual interests than women.

>good heart
>chubby
>likes to learn new things
>opinionated
>deeply passionate about his interests
>sexually uninhibited
>likes insects, animals and nature
>loves music
>especially likes it loud and heavy

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>shorter than me
>very kind
>kind of feminine
>weeb
>needy
>sensitive and smart
>black eyes, black hair, pale skin

thanks for the daily reminder.
>meet
Yes.
>fall in love
no.
sure, though i don't really see the point. maru#0863

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Not really, imo. 99.9999% of all people are boring subs. Men just think about sex all the time, whereas (most) women are less consumed by it.

t. former slut

how tall are you though, tall enough for there to be men shorter than you?

Nah, men are empirically more diverse. Men get off to everything, from raping to being raped to feet to being bound or binding to being murdered or murdering and scat stuff to absolutely fucking crazy shit like being turned into a newspaper or fucking or being eaten by a giant woman to cucking and all hosts of other things.
90% of women are the same: want to be raped and choked. It's not really comparable.

>wants a dom gf
>thinks it is intellictual
>thinks wanting a dom gf means he is not a soy boy
Oh boy

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Around 5'9-5'8, so yes, there are some.

I have fucked 40 college guys and they all wanted to be tied up. Empirical schmirical. I hear what you're saying, but anecdotal evidence to the contrary. R9k is special. Normie guys like vanilla or woman dom if they're honest. Top porn search for men is "stepmom."

Happy hunting. Fuck you Stacey

dirty-blonde or brunette hair
white
dark eyebrows
Hunter eyes (blue or deep brown)
Strong jaw
A brooding/sneering visage
Dominant
Sadistic
Very intelligent and normally calm, doesn't chimp out but is capable of some real cruelty
Lovely deep voice
Tall
Long hair and beard maybe?
Loves to hold me and do little things that remind me how much bigger and stronger he is than me
Funny in a witty/deadpan way
Can hold really nice conversations on a variety of topics and wants to try new things
into humiliating, degrading, confusing, and abusing me without a bit of remorse but can turn it off and on like a switch, I never know what I'm going to get with him.

Sorry, dude. I cried a tear. ;-(

>I have fucked 40 college guys
Wow that's fucking not good at all femanon
As for the rest, the mommygf stuff is common obviously the Oedipus complex is expected and should be common, but yea men are much more diverse. you know it too you just want to deny the clear truth, it's not just Jow Forums it's men as a whole across the planet.

Who cares you should divorce that faggot and get with a real man who can give you a good dicking you whore

Definitely the dark, prominent eyebrows and hunter eyes. Wholeheartedly agree. This is a nice description.

Well, I'm not tall and my hair isn't long, but I check most of these.

Notice all the women itt with the exception of want the exact same male.
Contrast that with the "ideal gf" thread hereWomen are exactly the same, men are diverse.
>durr durr it's just Jow Forums in real life men are the same too!
No, don't even try. It's obvious. Like it is for literally everything else, women are just the same average, males are where the diversity is.
And yet we're supposed to accept men and women are equal? please.

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This shitty bait. Try harder next time faggit.

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Shit taste. Big brown doe eyes are where it's at.

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Well the thing about taste is a lot of women here have similar tastes because they have that similar broken mentality type. At least that is what I have observed.

Boii do i have a robot for you
AMA

Veggi taaales veggi taaales veggi taales veggitails. Broccoli celleri gotta be veggitales!

h-hi...
>open minded
what do you mean

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Check out ideal gf threads that are in ">" format. Almost every man adds "shorter than me" and "likes vidya".

May I direct you towards an archived thread
It's not comparable.
"b-but those guys are just giantess fetishists!"
There was over 120 unique posters there. So either giantess fetish is ridiculously common or men don't care.

As long as she can handle my sadism i am the ideal boyfriend ^^

WELL THERE'S NEVEREVEREVVEREVER BEEN A SHOW LIKE VEGGIETALES

Oh and every man
Plays video games, enjoys history, likes music, and watches anime and that is almost all they ever put.
Their ideal day together is always sleeping, sex, anime, food, and more sex.
It is not about who has more intrestingg fetishes but rather hobbies, intrests, and passions.

Hey thats like exactly me
Seriously ams