Hi user, I'm your government provided mommy gf. What do you want to eat?

Hi user, I'm your government provided mommy gf. What do you want to eat?

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Your vagina.

Crystallized Chianti in the form of a rose bud.

I don't want to catch your skin cancer. Kindly fuck off.

Give me a quarter and I'll tell you

millkieeeeeeee now

Gulasch like my mother did it

Anything that's not bad, as long as it's served with your love and warmth.

It hurts.

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REEEEEEE I LIKE BLONDES GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

I'm sensing you're a femanon............

I'm just an innocent government mandated mommy gf desu~

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Ah. Hm...

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>red hair
>freckles
Gross. Go find someone else to coddle.

can I have some miIkie :3

Oh, Satan.

no thanks, i dont want your roastie ass in my house, get out

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gimmie some steak & eggs, then maybe tendies for later.

>n-nuggies plz momi

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C-Can you give me headpats while I rest my head in your bosom and call me a good boy who deserves to be happy for trying his best?

God. l want to fucking die

gib milkies mommy gib milkies!

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You just want a mommy who you can slide your dick in-and-out of!

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Shut up new mom. I HATE YOU REEE!

This show is absolute garbage, I really don't understand everyone who says it 'saved them' or whatever.

Thank you finally somebody that gets it

same

most "adult" cartoons are shit but this one is really overrated.

Aqua Teen and Squidbillies are the only good ones I can think of desu
Those are at least robot relatable content

I want the tendies that i craver

Hello my good fellows, your taste is shit and I don't give a fuck what you think. Good day to you.

Okay, enjoy your unfunny ugly ass horse cartoon

>Liking Bocuck the Horseman
I bet you watch Reddit and Morty too.

Actually, I'm in the mood to do some cooking. How about a creampie?