>Oh hi user! We're giving out free condoms to everyone on campus to promote safe sex! How many do you need?
Oh hi user! We're giving out free condoms to everyone on campus to promote safe sex! How many do you need?
John Butler
Jace Miller
One for the little one down by the lane
Cameron Barnes
I oppose premarital intercourse, how do you respond to that?
Daniel Lee
Tell her she is promoting sex out of wedlock and then leave
Kayden Campbell
i like to go r-raw
Oliver Miller
My bussy does not like rubber
Chase Thomas
But what if you get boipregnant? Very irresponsible, user. Tsk tsk.
Isaac Hughes
>yeah sure I'll take a couple
proceed to put in wallet and never use its that simple boys
Wyatt Phillips
>Doesn't look like you have any XL sizes in there. I'll buy my own ;)
Aaron Taylor
>I don't know, are you on birth control or not?
Jackson Richardson
Do you have any XS-sized ones?
Owen Martinez
>D-d-doesn't look like you have any E-extra large sizes in there. S-sorry. I'll b-buy m-my own heheh!
Logan Rodriguez
This. I found myself in that situation when they were giving out condoms before a rock concert. I took them anyway, and I used them to fap. It's a good way to fap actually, comfy and clean.
John Morris
wow user hold on a second if you try to wear a condom that is too big for you it might slide off. let me see your fully erect penis for measurements and I'll get
Grayson Hill
I don't like rubber, doesn't seem like those are particularly thin as well and they're not my brand, though thanks for the thought i'm sure the virgins will enjoy it.
Jace Bennett
Surprise penis inspection day?
Wyatt Thompson
H-haha, n-nice joke! Th-thank you! haha
please leave please leave please leave please leave please leave please leave please leave please leave please leave please leave please leave please leave please leave please leave
Isaiah Martin
>Durex
Way too tight on my girl pickle. Do you have any large skyn?
Justin Gonzalez
Using a condom is literal cuckoldry. You're denying yourself actual sex so a girl can have sex with a piece of rubber.
Don't be a pussy and pull out.
(Perfect use failure rate for condons is 2% and 4% for pulling out)
Source: en.wikipedia.org
Using a condom is cuckoldry.
Julian Hughes
Enjoy your chlamydia.
Camden Martin
Well enjoy not being able to pay for your AIDS medication because all your money goes to your 8 bastard children
Blake Rodriguez
>Are those latex condoms?
>Latex with non-vegan milk proteins in?
>This is why I'm above you sordid sexuals. Enjoy literally fucking a cow with your diseased sex brain.
Jonathan Price
>Most people who are infected have no symptoms.
A meme disease. It's so bad you'll never find out if you have it unless you get checked.
Dominic Smith
soy cuck boi worried about a little itchy bump
sure kid
Nolan Bell
Some of us don't like penile lesions or leaking pus from our cocks, but I respect your decision to live that punk rock lifestyle.
Carter Barnes
it's fun to jerk off with condoms, I'll take a few ma'am.
Oliver Sullivan
>meme disease
your piss starts to burn and eventually you'll start pissing out blood. it's curable with some pills. gone within a week
T. dirty hoe who likes his hoes dirty
Jack Ortiz
Could be worse.
>Making out with girl on her bed, things are getting hot and heavy.
>Ask if I should get a condom
>"Yeah, don't worry I've some"
>Reaches in drawer by bed, pulls out Trojan Magnum XL and hands it to me
>mfw
>"It's o-okay I brought my own"
Kevin Ross
Magnums are a marketing gimmick.
psychologytoday.com
Joseph Phillips
Uhh no t-thanks, I plan on w-waiting till m-marriage....
Bentley Sanchez
>Girl has own condoms
>XL Magnum
Instant coal burner red flag.