/Britfeel/

drawing loads of fannies on sticky labels lads, if i got caught sticking them to lamp posts and such outside what will i get charged with?

Twelfth for remove mould.

Just delete every fifth word lad.

why are you doing that for you little twat

because im bored lad

but kids will see it

150 squid from the litter police.

sure is summer in here that reminds me of a story about a penguin

kids draw cocks and balls on things all the time though

I mean like little girls who shouldn't be subverted to that stuff

eating some rocky roads my mummy bought in morrisons

Anons in the back,
Britnormies in the front
Crona isnt in here because hes such a cunt
Shippys in hospital, hes not doing well
Loading up this thread, on my trusty dell
Some baiters coming here, Im not going to dwell
Tims on his piano, playing the same song
Then he changes tune and this song is on
How bizzare,
How bizzare, how bizzare

Stop in for a pasty, at our local gregs
Some lad points out to me, a fella with weird legs
He goes to the counter, a pigeon follows by
We take a look at his face, and we see it clear
Its the local tranny, we're not going near
Then we tell her to take a long walk on a short pier
How bizzare
How bizzare, how bizzare

Ooooh Britfeel, oh Britfeel
Its making me crazy, everytime I go online
Im in this place.

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Spoons report.

Was having panic attack behind the bar. Thought I was having a heart attack and was going to faint. Overly aware of my whole body. Had to stay on bar. Awful.
New colleague is drinking in pub. Every time he orders he says sort me out the discount mate. Obviously. Was done the first 4 times.
Pepsi/lemonade guns aren't working. Britvic can't come to repair until tomorrow.

Ten press-ups and ten sit-ups once in the morning and once in the evening.
Each week increase the number by five.
No excuses lads, it doesn't get any simpler and easier than this. Why aren't you doing it?

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To the lad that wanted the DESUARCHIVE THEME
download 4chanx and stylechan

Daily reminder that the most based and enlightened human of all time was a neet and that of course was diogenes the cynic

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Dont come back so early. Get an early morning flight and just stay awake all night.
You will be too rushed like this.

>download 4chanx and stylechan
cheers lad

>Why aren't you doing it?

because i lift

my dog is too old to walk
what else can i do to make him happy?

mummy is wearing my school uniform out to the pub, hopefully I catch a glance before she goes or better still when she gets back

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wait...what??
>???

fucking hell robot get fucked

cracked open a carling lads

>SP confirmed for incestual deranged faggot
another personality bites the dust

sp is a female lezzer that fancies her own mum

Sorry, I meant I'm thinking about starting to watch porn. Recently started masturbating.

oh ok

pre-emptive fuck off robot

hnnnngggggggg
SP meet me in your mums bed

SP why did you rape me?

no
sorry I slipped

Favourite flavour monster, lads?

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Tryna change the channel from this fucking Tim talk

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The gweeen one!

dunno lad; not chav scum

Thats not how that works lad. You need to eat right at least to make gains.

If you do that, you'll just lose your technique and start doing it improperly, or if you do get stronger, your muscles will get used to the same excercises and then your back where your started.

me in my rented flat reading a book

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Never tried it. Redbull is fine and not scummy-tier. Energy drinks are a meme in general and only serve the purpose of keeping you awake. People who drink them just to drink something are pieces of shit.

>People who drink them just to drink something are pieces of shit.
But they taste good

Throw him a party, lad.

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>pieces of shit for drinking a drink.
Oh grow up you edgy teenage cunt.

So does water, or orange juice. Energy drinks are sugary cans of shite. They exist for one purpose and should be used for that one purpose. Replacing actual drinks with energy drinks is what subhumans do.

What angle is that photo taken from? I'm very confused by her legs/hips/feet?

>Replacing actual drinks with energy drinks is what subhumans do.
Alright chillout you little pseudo bopper

Get him some pigs ears or a good bone to chew on.

I've watched so much hardcore that it doesn't even get me going any more unless it's double anal or a gangbang or shemale or something equally deprived.

I've gone back to using YouTube to 'reset' my tastes. something like this

youtube.com/watch?v=Rba9Z0CcWwQ

The only energy drink worth it. Tastes like purple.

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Have you seen the kinds of people that walk down the street drinking monster? Or the quality of people who go into corner shops to buy nothing but energy drinks? It's like the new version of a homeless guy day-drinking from a brown paper bag.

well i'll try it out
love that picture

her handbag seems to lend into her trousers

Literally legal to drink on street.
You are a kid who has only got life experience from watching us TV shows.

MUM FUCK ME PLEASE
REEEEEEEEEEE

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE AMAZON PRICES IN DOLLARS WHEN IT KNOWS IM IN THE UK

Give us a picture if you do lad, and give him lots of love. Old doggos need a lot of love.

are you on amazon.co.uk?

this wasn't me but you have good taste fren
Jow Forumsincest sometimes has goot fanfics
not that you care because this was a character assassination

aaaah I see now. The two bag combo confused me, who needs so many bags?

lol that worked thanks user i feel like a brainlet now but i swear im not

You look about 40 m8, you a nonce?

Huh? Your post doesn't make any sense. I never said it was illegal to drink monster in the street, I was commenting on the type of people that do it and comparing them to homeless people who day drink.
What on earth do you mean my life experience is from US tv shows? Like what are you even trying to say here? The experience I have is of being in corner shops seeing people buy a bunch of energy drinks and walking down the street with scum who are chugging cans of monster.

nah this is better. IMO

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its hard to find good 'incest porn' tbqh but I want more than that anyway

she carries her love for me in them so she needs quite a few

It's a chest-bag thing (just a bumbag worn across your front). It's a meme and Sophie is clearly a fucking retard who just bought it because they appeared on End recently.

Is that the one that tastes like bubblegum? Not a fan myself. Give me the purple.

Stop generalizing you fucking child

timfag confirmed as redditor. baka

No he is saying it is legal to drink booze in the streets as long as the spot isn't sign posted as a no drinking area. Brown bag drinking is a US thing .

I can't stand the normie vinilla shit tbqh

Can't you just watch regular porn and imagine the people are related? Is your imagination really that shot?

Nah I just think it would be funny if it kicked off and people actually joined in

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No mate. You're just dumb. Brown bag drinking is a trope used in USA TV shows. It is fine to drink on streets here. Hence homeless don't need the bags. Implying you don't know what you're talking about. A kid who watches TV and thinks they know everything.
It's ok. We were all like that in 2006 on /b/

no, blueberry and pomegranite

i might have to draw the picture but okay!

I feel really old and out of the loop right now. What's End?

I found a porno of two russian twins rimming each other. Was pretty good

Reminder Gooseberry's name is Joe and he's a first year studying English literature at UCL

why don't you make 1 then. or lets make loads of timmy communities spread all over the net then we can link him them with the message, we know what you arte doing, ALL OF THE TIME TIMMY
bet he'd like that

l dont think sharia bloody allows it matey

If I put my hard drive in the regular trash bin would it end up being destroyed somehow?

End Clothing. It's actually pretty decent if you have good taste - they stock a pretty wide range of brands and lines that you're not going to find in high-street fast fashion shit shops. But with things like the chest bags it's painfully obvious that Sophie is one of those people who just buys everything they see added to End recently instead of picking and choosing the nice things.

>UCL

Good lad, I like him now. Say hello to Bentham for me Joe.

I had a blue one once which didn't describe itself as bubblegum but definitely tasted of it, really put me off tbqhwyl
I'll be waiting.

I watch a lot of milf and mature porn so I can just imagine it with that but any of the actual incest stuff is normally shit

no
they are strong as fuck and you couldnt even break one if you tried without the right screwdriver

What's it like being someone who actually, unironically thinks that mainstream hollywood shit is good?
I mean really what's it like operating on such a fucking minuscule level of consciousness?

kek, is user preparing to get V&?

just use a hammer and go hard on it

>Check out End Clothing
>See a shitty jacket for 200+ bongs
>Close tab
I'll stay ignorant, but thanks lad.

why not put it in the microwave. for the lads of course. wahey

Put it in the microwave for a bit, then drill through it.