How can I become Vlad and get a qt goth gf?

How can I become Vlad and get a qt goth gf?

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stahp posting this aubergine face looking ass bitch

>stahp posting this aubergine face looking ass bitch
no thanks

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forced meme is forced. this is eliza tier.

post only the following:

>erica
>marky
>kelly

thank yu

Why would you group Kelly in with a bunch of whores?

do they bully Kelly? only because she reminds them of their younger years. they should treat each other like sisters.

Kelly is much more creative with her selfies though. Erica only had one look, and it was the tongue out pout.

youre right. my b.

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Muffy is superior to all of those though.

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Is this a dude? Looks like a boy in a wig.

Hey, buddy. That's my wife you're talking about.

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It's really weird seeing my name while scrolling the catalog

Muffy has the qtest lips known to mankind, but it is really no surprise when she's the qtst qt ever.

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is this your nu child ho, you faggot pedo

Muffy is a pure maiden who has never been tainted by a boyfriend and wants a non-sexual relationship. I will protect her with my life.

to catch a predator - sam hyde

Glad to see some patrician taste in this thread.

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Kelly and Muffy are patrician taste.
Marky and Erica are shit.

hmm. what did i step into here

is that a male or female
i need to know

Muffy is a female

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how do you know? she looks like a tranny
did you hear or voice or see nudes

Have you ever seen a tranny? You're delusional.

it looks like a young dude in a wig with makeup

you didnt answer my question has there been proof like videos or nudes that this is a female

She posted a clip of her voice but it expired after 24 hours.

>tfw no girly girl (female) non-trap goth gf with feminine face

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That person in your pic is literally a male though. Mana-sama.

Muffy is best waifu for sure.

GOD TIER
Marky
Crispy
Muffy

SHIT TIER
Everyone else

hghhfkjs

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Remove marky and you'd be correct.

>crispy
literally shit tier

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