>SHUT UP, VIRGIN!
How do you respond?
SHUT UP, VIRGIN!
Andrew Lopez
Cameron Thompson
SHUT UP WHORE
WHORE
WHORE
WHORE
Dylan Robinson
SHUT UP SLUT!
For either gender.
Jaxson White
>How can I be a virgin when I fucked your mom last night
Wait for everyone else to laugh at the retarded joke and the person that said shut up virgin to get angrier
Joseph Russell
That would not happen at all.
Jason Fisher
>get some new material sheriff
Dominic Martinez
There's only one response.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aaron Russell
That's virgin talk.
Kayden Harris
Maybe if you're twelve it would get a few chuckles.
Jaxson Roberts
ur dog doesnt count faggot
Levi Morgan
dry hand jobs from your subpar girlfriend doesn't count you miserable fuck
Nathaniel Rogers
>You get invited to a party
>There are some cute girls there
>one especially caught your attention
>she laughs at your lame jokes and gives you them eyes
>You feel fucking great, maybe you'll make it afterall
>Other guys at party start getting jealous
>The alcohol and your newfound energy changes you
>You brag alittle and try to impress the cutie
>Out of nowhere one of the chads yell "Shut up, virgin!"
>He smiles smugly at you
What do you do?
Justin Perez
"Ad hominem attacks now? Guess I won this argument." Plus being a virgin doesn't bother me, so probably get a good laugh.
Noah Hernandez
"i kn0w y0u 4re but wat AM i??"
Christian Davis
I'm Russian, and Russian for "virgin" is a pretty long word, especially compared to our relatively short version of "shut up", so nobody would try to use it as a sick insult in a rl conversation, this just wouldn't sound good.
Jace Moore
this is the only good piece of banter in this entire thread
Jordan Butler
violently then run away
Charles Watson
holy shit those thighs.
Noah Baker
easy now, virginboy.
Those belong to Chad
Gavin Lewis
It feels me with joy when good looking people die, a little light in my heart post more user
Cooper Russell
I wish I was a virgin.
Usually confuses them.
Nolan Turner
>bestiality doesn't count man you're a virgin too.
Jayden Mitchell
Shoot up my school of course
Christian White
curl up and cry myself to sleep