>be me 28 year old virgin
>finally mustered enough courage to call an escort (I got rejected pretty harshly by one once)
>Explain my situation
>Says she's ok with it, but needs to see a pic first to make sure I'm not a "creeper"
>Take a selfie and send it
>Ghosted
Be me 28 year old virgin
Julian Sullivan
Julian Flores
>Go to the gym
> shave/trim
>go to random chain store and have stacey worker pick out an outfit
Then try again, you fucking pleab.
Caleb Rivera
what ... how do you look like?
Carson Watson
you must be not trying at all to look good and thus should not be a sad cat about it. Nobody is that unattractive when trying unless they have a deformity.
Ryan Brooks
>trying to hook up with roasties
What'd you expect?
Bentley Hernandez
This is the pic I sent
Brandon Bennett
Tell me ur kidding hloy fuck
Evan Watson
holy fucking shit dude you look like a fucking malkavian
Cameron Brooks
why would anyone think that's creepy? that's art.
Cooper Mitchell
fucking badass
oregami
Hunter Cooper
She must've been worried that she couldn't handle any other man after you.
Luke Clark
My fucking sides have ascended. Holy shit user.
Benjamin Roberts
Why are you casting Hamaon?
Xavier Flores
jesus christ why im now the autist laughing uncontrollably on the bus
Jaxson Parker
never change, user
origami
Anthony Campbell
U havin a giggle m8?
Ethan Thomas
Holy God damn user my sides, either you're a excellent shitposter or you're on some next level autism.
Ethan Rogers
Even if this is a GREAT shitpost and not real, my sides are in fucking space
Henry Cruz
A-user, are you for real?
Ian Ramirez
the lighting makes you look like some sought of celestial being, she probably thought she had made first contact
Colton Thompson
holy kek origgjhgj
Aaron Clark
saving to post in a cursed pictures thread on /x/ in 10 years time
James Cruz
>filename
You're all fucking retards.