>Is this how human beings drink water? I look like a human right now, right?
Is this how human beings drink water? I look like a human right now, right?
Carter Ortiz
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Ryan Cooper
fuck off back to facebook with this shit
Nicholas Hughes
You know I think the person who said earlier about the autism ears was right
Andrew Sanchez
I'm telling you, aliens fucking kidnapped zuckerberg when he was a child and stole his skin which an imposter now lives in, pretending to be him.
Ian Richardson
Its called age and stress
Hunter Williams
Nope. Alien skinwalker.
Tyler Rogers
Just how does he do it lads?
Mason Wright
oh wow facebook memes !
Benjamin Gonzalez
The entire purpose of that hearing was to destroy any goodwill Mark had with the American public, and meme him into being hated by the entire country.
Why?
Because he has enough money to self fund a presidential campaign without being controlled by lobbyists and bankers.
Him going on his cross-country tour of the nation was seen as him testing the waters, so it had to be stopped before anything could come out of it.
It was all a big dog and pony show. Notice how it was broadcast nearly all day on every news outlet, when some other crazy stuff (namely the escalation of the Syrian conflict) was occurring.
Also you're stupid if you think any of those boomer congressmen care about American peoeple's privacy. They've known what Facebook has been up to for years, and if we were living in another country it probably would've been nationalized by now
Nathaniel Roberts
>that moment of hesitation before he takes a bite of the bread
I wonder what he was thinking in that moment.
Nathan Evans
I don't get why Jow Forums makes fun of him. Stop acting like a bunch of bully normies.
Lincoln Diaz
Your site already gets enough traffic zuck.
Gavin Gray
He didn't stand a chance either way
Chase Price
Human race>spying aliens
Bentley Brooks
He would against Jared Kushner, whose very aura screams "psychopath that will murder your children"
In out of touch robot vs. out of touch psychotic mogul, robot has a pretty good chance
Kayden Wright
Yep, everyone already hated him. Besides, he only went to speak to congress to try and make himself look good, he had zero obligation to do so and wasn't even under oath.
Brandon Fisher
He wouldn't survive the primaries debates.
Zachary Young
I think that at this point he just keeps going with the joke and acting like a robot on purpose.
Chase Perry
>How do I make the chewing process of this food product look as humanlike as possible?
Nolan Lopez
I also enjoy executing this activity of jogging, just like any other sane being. This camera was hired to show humanity, my humanity
Eli Rogers
hmm, yes, I am indeed getting a very homo-sapian esque vibe from this
Evan Robinson
FUCK YOU
I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE NORMIES AND GIRLS ARE JUDGING ME LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF WEIRDO WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ACT TOO
I FEEL ZUCKERBERG'S PAIN
WE CAN'T HELP IT THAT WE'RE WEIRD
Blake Mitchell
Ill be honest this "zuckerberg is a robot/lizard person" meme was never even funny. It feels forced as fuck. The dude clearly just has some kind of aspergers.
Juan Wright
it's normie tier bullshit and this thread was designed to provoke.
Grayson Powell
zuckbot memes are the best
Jonathan Ross
>The slow screech of burning bird muscle is associated with patriotism and mortal shells in my core memory
Connor Bailey
lol
what do you expect
people are pretty much monkeys
they will take any chance to feel superior to someone, ESPECIALLY when theyve been at the bottom their entire lives.
Gabriel Morris
most memes are.. nowadays anyway. normies ruin everything because they have very shallow senses of humor IMO.. not to sound like a neckbeard though. "HAHA HE MOVES KIND OF WEIRD" "LETS SAY HES A ROBOT!!" "HAHA GOTEM!!"
its lame but whatever
Justin Barnes
>thinking I actually feel superior to a fucking billion
no m8, I just find him funny is all. I would still switch lives with him in a heartbeat.