Who else walks like a retard?

My right foot does this slightly, my left is fine though.

I'm literally the only person I know who does this

my sister used to ridicule me all the time, and this is one of the things she used to bitch at me so much about.
i finally just forced myself to walk straight like the guy to the right. i was pretty proud of myself for that, but then i also realized i still had no friends

>going up and down while walking

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Just become the owner of the WWE. Problem solved

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My feet resemble left, but my knees and the motion of my legs resemble right. No one has ever commented on it.

I have that too, its lack of dorsiflexion of the ankles and a mix of flat feet.

Try doing squats and run barefoot.

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Pigeon toed is when they point inward. I trip over my own feet a lot because of it.

I have knock knees because of my flat feet :/

As a kid I had a book that said Indians walked like this, because it was more energy efficient, so I started to walk like this. I see nothing wrong with it tho. Nobody ever mentioned it.

I do, but it has to do a lot with my knees

I've got the reverse of that. Do you say "cow legged" in English?
Holy fuck that sounds bad when spoken out loud.
But yeah, am a little self conscious about it.

This nigga actually paid for Jow Forums. Kek!

I was in a store walking with my arms crossed when I passed a mirror
I looked like a flamingo

To everyone in this thread who walks like that: there is no cure. Those videos are bullshit, you can't change your skeleton.

Oh god, this. It's the worst too, because most of the time, I walk normally apparently, but if I so much as think about it, or trip, or even just look down, then I psych myself out and have to just walk until I forget I'm doing it.

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You mean Xavier

one of the few mean comments a roastie made about me in school was "look how awkwardly he walks"

Your mom is evil

i more or less walk with a limp because i have lower back problems
my mom said it wasnt noticeable but i think shes lying

>thread about the way you walk
>no one posted the pic related
pathetic

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Left is unironically superior. It allows for the most responsive turning. Right is only desirable when running.

The doflamingo walk is godlike, tf you on about OP?

My right foot is slightly curved so I feel like I'm walking funny. Someone back in middle school told me I walk with a limp but I've never noticed it.

My father used to beat me because I walked with my feet turned slightly inwards when I was like 5 years old, so I forced myself to turn my feet outwards like in the OP and now this is my natural stance and gait, turning my feet straight is actually uncomfortable.

>and run barefoot
I'd rather not catch athlete's foot.

I naturally walk with my feet angled outwards, but it's because of a slight deformity in the bones of my ankles. I forget the specific term. Over time it's also fucked up my knees and even my back. I use inserts in my shoes now but the damage has already been dealt.