Ask a drunk brit anything.
Drunk
i thought alcohol was haram
When is your day of retribution
originally
I just like a few beers mate chill
Oi mate i luv sossij roles and pynte I does. Mmmmmmmmmm pynte of laaager. You support norf FC? Souf FC are all poofs lad. Cushty m8
Why did you think this is important enough to make a thread about? You didn't even tell us anything interesting about yourself to justify an AMA. Shit thread.
pretty much mate. We all fucking love leeds!!. where are you from then?
I'm drunk, thought that was interesting enough? Obviously not for you then queen bee. I'm so sorry
Actually from bognor Regis (a town in England). Don't support norf FC or sarf FC or any FC to be honest
Yes mayte I'm from Worthing
It is, but England is depressing enough that even the Muslims drink here.
curry chips
That looks fucking delicious I know what Im getting for lunch
They go to germany to drink like civilised people
OK so no cunt has actually asked me a question yet. I'm bored lets do this
What is your favourite colour?
This comment is apparently not original somehow. Yet I don't think I've ever seen this question here
Blue. And yours?
are you a part of the NORF menace? since you're drunk on a weekday I assume you are
Don't know really. I like yellow at the moment.
There's literally nothing wrong with being drunk every day
Sober now but thinking of getting some white wine from the Tesco express.
Singles or dubs say I do
There is such thing a shift workers son. I work on the weekends. This is my Friday.
Well shit. I feel like you're gonna get wine no matter dubs or not!
more beer
less brexit amirite
I couldn't help myself
White wine is best wine