Who here /fembot/ and not a roastie?

Who here /fembot/ and not a roastie?
>tfw kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin
>tfw only masturbated 4 times in my life, all from over a year ago
>tfw little to no libido
>tfw straight as a pencil but don't desire a sexual relationship

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cool. so you're no different than anyone else on here

you do know that if you have roast beef lips, youre a roastie?

im a lonely robot do you want to be friends with me? maybe not im sure nots of boys will flock at you if this is indeed real

become a nun you filthy roastie

I think that when it comes to what qualifies as a robot for women it's different.

With women it should be measured by the friends you have, because any woman can get a man (just like 99% of men could get a woman if they lowered their standards enough).
To have friends for a woman is a sign of quality of character and that people actually accept you as a person , like with men and finding a woman to sleep with them.

the criteria are meaningless
most men here are hopeless, and will write off any woman posting no matter what
the majority outside of that give 0 shits about you in any way, and will do anything to fuck you
the microscopic remainder that have read this entire post already know there are plenty of worthwhile women in the world, and will look at a thread like this as shit on a shitheap

OP, if you aren't baiting, what are you looking for?

I'm a friendless loser. I stay at home all day browsing Jow Forums and watching Youtube documentaries. There's not a single sign of normie in me that compensates for my lack of sexual life.

I have few very close female friends, and yet I am still a khv.

>little to no libido
uselses

Are you dumb? You think being a robot is being ASEXUAL? LOLOL HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MUCH PORN WE POST HERE?! FUCKING DUMB ROASTIE, FEMBOTS ARENT REAL!!!

Fembots don't exist. Please leave. I fail to see how you have the same problems as us

I'm sorry OP, you sound pretty sweet and all but I'm only into the attentionwhore fem"anons" with glaring daddy issues and weird personalities that were molded as a result of their permanent urge to fill the gaping void inside their hearts through increasingly poor decisions and train-wreck social contact. That said, I hope you find a nice boyfriend someday or that you manage some happiness in solitude.

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Read please. I am the definition of a fembot.

If you have a small dick and a girl likes you is it better for her to find out when you sleep together for the first time or is it better if she knows in advance? Mine is 2 inches soft and 4 inches hard

contrary to popular retardation, big dicks are not that great
4 inches could easily please a petite woman- and if someone you're in a relationship with takes issue, you aren't compatible anyways.

Wrong thread you retard.

Are you white? Slim? Attractive? Your country?

>Are you white?
No
>Slim?
Yes
>Attractive?
Nope, I'm pretty uggo.
>Your country?
USA

Theres no girls here. Only guys and guys pretending to be girls.

>hey look at me i never had sex and i dont desire sex teehee
>im now one of you LMAO look at me! gimme attention

Shut the fuck up bitch

I'm also an utter loner.

>little to no libido

Would you have sex anyway though if your boyfriend wanted it?

There is nothing you cant fix with plastic surgery as long as you got the shekels. And dont be surprised that you are being shit upon here on a board full of incels. They need someone to take out their anger on, which along with themselves will be you. Too bad reedit banned their forum, now they are back here again

You made this thread to find beta orbiters to make you feel better about yourself.

What are you gonna do about it you little bitch?

admittedly i sometimes post in threads like these to find a good friend to talk to because i want attention and id be willing to give attention back too

its sad and pathetic isnt it

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>>Are you white?
>No
lmao, discarded

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HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF NORMALFAG HOLY FUCK FUCK OFF

Not anymore than any robot posting on Jow Forums who basically post for the same reason ultimately.

Did something happen in your past to make you averse to sexuality?

are you at least asian?

Would you like to have sex with me at this time?

>>Are you white?
>No

What race are you then.

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Around 3-4 maybe

fuck off roastie, this is not an asexual board you fucking whore, you aren't a robot because you don't masturbate. This is a board for sexual frustration

Traditional sex where the benis is inserted into the vago? Sure, I'll give it a try. Oral sex? No way in hell am I putting my mouth near anyone's genitals
Nah, I'm not looking for anyone.
That's fine. Poltards disgust me anyway.
I'm just sexually prude.
Maybe
^
Probably not