Tfw no car mechanic bf

>tfw no car mechanic bf

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I wish you were dead, chaotic.

You just want him to drive you around bitch.

try going on /o/

Sorry for hurting you
Nah

who?

post contact info if you are attractive

Go away uggo newfag

How big is your penis, Chaotic?

Bigger than it probably should be for a femboy but my online personality doesn't really match up either

Fifty dollar ($50) steam card for one (1) dick pic

fag I already bet 200

How am I supposed to compete with two (2) Ben's as a non-wellfare NEET

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I'm a car sales associate
Is that good enough?

I know nothing about cars, but I do work at a car wash. Please accept my steam friend request, chaotic

>car mechanic
>femboy
pick one

send a pic to me if you send one to him

fuck thats way to relatable i had a bmw mechanic

this honestly
literally no homo has ever been under their car

I know how to fix and build a car
>t. femboy

Remember, sage goes in all fields fellas

anyone can watch youtube videos
doing it is different

Two of my uncles are mechanics and they taught my oldest brother who in turn taught me
I know how to do it and I have done it all my life

What this newfriend was trying to say was that Bump goes in all fields

>having to weld
>getting covered in gasoline
>having to use a grinder to cut bolts
absolutely nothing fem about mechanic work so sorry you probably arent fem

Lol open up that mind of yours a bit user

ibetthisanonhasdoublestandards.mp4

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>changing the oil and the filter is now high-tier mechanic work

by allah if i heard a female "mechanic" molested my child before I owned it I would set it on fire

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can you post a man working on a car that looks fem instead of a woman? can you?

still not very feminine is it
:^)

>probably
key word
>if I haven't seen it it must be true
user you should be better than this

Hm
Well
Doesn't look like big bertha to me
You might be onto something

>clorox bottle with a funnel
>oil pan full of oil
i guess she figured out halfway through that an engine the size of a child holds more than 64oz of oil

thinking that working on anything, let alone a car, would ever be considered fem is delusional
the core aspect of females is "I shouldn't have to work on this, it isn't feminine" and the only reason any girl would touch a car is to impress a guy
that said I wish more females would change their oil because it isnt even mechanic work. Its maintenance, like changing your air filter
Its not even difficult, the nut is never seized because it's changed so often, and theres only like 5 steps. The lowest difficulty mechanic work is probably belt-change tier
Please dont tell anyone that oil changes count as repairs, for your own sake

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at least keep your cancer on the cancer thread known as r9gay since you faggots wont leave. its not neccesary to make a whole nrw thread

>at least keep your cancer on the cancer thread known as r9gay since you faggots wont leave. its not neccesary to make a whole nrw thread
newfag