>tfw even girls ran faster than me
That one time in gym class where you embaressed yourself
Joseph Long
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Isaiah Hill
>Chad pants me at third base, right across from bleachers
>all the girls saw my flaccid one inch penis and burst out laughing
>turn more red then an apple and run to locker room
Safe to say I never got laid in high school. Ironic part is I have a close to a 7 inch dong
Owen Davis
Always last place in every game/competition, always picked very last for teams
Andrew Cruz
>be me shopping with mommy and her friend and her friends kids
>they're like way younger than me, i'm probably 12-13 at the time
>kid pants me in the middle of the store
>not wearing underwear
>mom's hot friend sees my willy
>eternal shame
James Butler
same here except for basketball. I was decent at it but unfortunately I didn't care for it.
anyway we were doing the pull up bar thing in 4th grade. It was my turn and to my dismay I forgot to zip up my zipper. So the entire class saw that and laughed at me. Luckily everyone was still in the young and innocent faze so I didn't get a hard time after that.
Chase Wood
>Sitting in Biology, first college class ever
>~totally new~ laptop fucks up completely before class has even begun, screen is divided into thirds and portraying the left side on the right, right on the left
>Frantically try to fix it
>Freezes
>Class has started, prof introducing himself, beginning lesson
>Give up, try to turn it off by holding power button down
>Instead of shutting down, laptop emits ear-piercing, otherwordly screeching beep that could probably be heard in the classroom next door
>Professor immediately stops talking and stares at me, class does the same
>Beeping stops
>Close laptop, put hands on it and lie my head down on them
>Apologizing didn't even occur to me, I literally wished I could've died right there immediately
>After a few moments of dead silence, class resumes
Cameron Green
my friends little brother was doing the pull up test and got a boner wearing gym shorts, word spread pretty quick, i heard about it from some other underclassmen not even from my friend telling me
Chase Ortiz
>always get picked last for every team, every single time
>gym teacher notices this and decides to have a team pick me first this time in order to cheer me up
>captain of the team "umm why do we have to have user on our team he sucks"
>gym teacher explains because i get picked last every time
>"yea that happens for a reason cus user sucks at everything"
>kids laughing and chuckling
>gym teacher gets mad and asks the kid if he wants a demerit
>"fine give me a demerit give me a detention too i dont care just dont put user on my team"
>gym teacher yells at him to go to the office
>he storms out yelling
>i go to my assigned team
>everyone is giving me a death glare for making their best player get in trouble
>rest of the semester everyone either ignores me or calls me a faggot whenever i try to talk to them
That really fucked me up. I didn't talk to anybody for almost a whole year. I started cutting myself after that, but I stopped after therapy and antidepressants.
Alexander Russell
Farted during abdominal exercises and everyone laughed
Kevin Rogers
maybe you should stop sucking at everything
Isaiah Cook
>7th grade, fat
>gym class started a basketball unit
> class divided into 2 teams and assigned a number
>teacher calls a number and blows whistle and one person from both teams run toward the ball in the center of court to try to make a basket first and run back to their team to get a point
>my number gets called
>panic and grab ball to shoot
>miss like 20 times
>person on other team made it on their 2nd try
>people start laughing at first then it gets dead quiet
>kept trying until teacher had to come in and stop me
>red as a tomato on the verge of tears
>never get number called again
Liam Mitchell
Dont worry about it user, Im black and I can't shoot either. In fact I get made fun of by the asian kids on how white I am. S'all good tho cuz I have gainz and an good social life so I can play it off. Just dont worry about it and B urself
t. Chad Tyrone Hyrbid
Sebastian Flores
>be big black kid
>get crossed by a latina in soccer
I d-don't want to play that dumb ass shit anyway
Benjamin Wood
thats pretty sad desu, i would always get picked last too, even by my own friends, they just admitted i played like shit, there were no hard feelings tho
Ryan Cox
>be me
>gym class
>it was raining so the floor was slippery
>we all have to run around the football field
>slip and fall into the mud
>whole uniform covered in mud
>everyone laughes their ass off
>tfw people still talked about it weeks later
god i hate highschool kids so fucking much
Adam Flores
Holy shit I relate to this so hard. Why are kids so fucking mean? Actually not kids, many adults still have attitudes like this.
Kevin Howard
they are called normies, user
Henry Myers
This one is good:
>elementary school gym class
>everyone has to stand in a big circle around teacher
>for some reason I shake my head from side to side fast
>shake so fast, my lips flab around and make sounds
>suddenly a huge glob of spit flies out of my mouth and lands on the floor
>teacher sees it
>yells at me: "What are you waiting for!? Go wipe that up!"
>everyone laughs at me and looks at me with contempt as I kneel and wipe the floor with a bunch of toilet paper
This one too:
>dressing before gym class
>dressing room is directly beside girl's dressing room
>boy 1 runs through the girl's dressing room
>we hear loud screams and giggling
>boy 2 does the same
>same sounds
>boy 3 does the same
>same sounds
>I decide to run through the girl's room as well
>no screams, just hateful looks
>girls gang up on me and push me out of the room, yelling insults at me like 'pervert' etc.
Also obligatory:
>dressing room
>time to change into your joggers
>everyone laughs at me and points at my skinny, pale legs
Gym class was always hard.
Levi Wright
damn that's rough. I always sucked ass too, but everyone knew and was okay with it. you just had seriously fucked up classmates to obsess so much over sports
Zachary Roberts
>p.e. teacher is a fag and makes us dance waltz
> get paired up with girl
>biggest boner in my life
>she giggles
>all class looks and laughs, teacher tells me to go dress and calm down
Liam Jackson
youtu.be
>gym teacher puts this video in one day
>gave us strips of fabric to use as boas
>u wot m8
>boy's gym class watching running laps at the same time
>tfw
Adam Gray
Got my ankles broken in middle school, never wanted to play basketball again after they started to treat me differently.
John Cooper
Most of the in which I spent in gym was in the locker room. I would hide in one of the gym bathroom stalls until the one of our gym teachers locked the locker room so no-one would enter during our curricular activities.
I would just sit on one of the benches beside the lockers, with nothing. No feeling, no emotion. I would just sit there until the class ended. I would sit there for the fact that I was so fearful of communicating with people insecure of my appearance, the fact that I have to do physical activity. What made it worse was the fact that when we would do our routine warm-ups(laps around the gym, then a few exercises) I would always lament the fact that when walking taking laps I saw everyone else with friends, speaking, conversing with each other, yet me alone.Gym class was terrible and I always hated it.
Christopher Clark
>obligatory image
oregenongeo orignally
Kevin Campbell
>be me several years ago
>fat middle schooler
>forgot to get my baggy shirt out of the dryer before school
>wore shirt that hugged everything
>wire hoodie so I didn't care
>gym teacher told me to take off hoodie, that or I get an f that day
>I should of just taken the f
>half the class made fun of me because of my tits and gut
Lucas King
are you female? Your teacher was pretty cool
Isaac Bailey
Haha you slow bitch
Colton Flores
>she giggles
in what way exactly?
Hunter Morgan
My teacher hated fat and chubby people and was a mean person in general. And since I was the only fat kid in the classhe always made me play in the "skins" team while ask the girls could see.
I was already lonely and friendless and whenever he did this I just felt as if I was about to break down. Naturally skinny people will never understand how painful this is.
Eli Lee
>short
>low t
>asthma
>had gyno
>wasnt able to do 2 push ups
>fat
Middle school gym class was hell
Aiden Ward
I did the same thing, big mistake.
Caleb Gutierrez
>going back and forth across the gym doing warmup
>forgot my underwear
>time for fast paced, exaggerated knee raises
>dick flops out of my shorts
>stuff my balls back in, praying nobody noticed
>continue as normal
I learned my lesson
Jack Howard
>when you're so slow that the gym teacher makes you race the autistic kid
>when you lose
Jaxson Collins
>middle school
>get bullied from time to time
>shootin some b-ball
>a bully and a couple of his friends are on the opposite team
>one way or another he sets me off
>sperg_rage.exe
>don't want to start a fight and get in trouble however
>get really into the game, jumping as high as I can to get in his way
>didn't really work well, just got more remarks from the other team
William Scott
>tfw you were that autist kid that had to run faster than everyone else
Nathaniel Scott
>Not just looking kinda confused, letting about 3 seconds of silence pass, and saying "oops" while looking at the crowd
You would have gotten some laughs at least, rather than people looking at you like you're a turbo autist
Logan Evans
fucking brats deserve an asskicking
Dominic Smith
>be me
>7th grade
>doing wheelbarrow races
>falls bc no arm/upper body strength
>partner starts dragging me
>somehow pulls my pants down
>everyone starts screaming and laughing
Daniel Wright
>Middle school
>Sports day
>self concious af so put myself in autism race section even though I thought i was actually quite fast
>gottagofast.exe
>came 5th out of 6
>6th place punches me in face
>mfw
Aiden Ross
>7th grade gym class
>Do something against the teacher's wishes, I forgot what
>Get put into the cool kids group of other delinquents
>Everyone probably thought I was awesome and a rebel
Also something I feel bad about
>1st day of gym
>Sitting on bleachers waiting for teacher to call role or something
>Fat robot kid tries to talk to me
>"Wanna hear a joke?"
>I just look at him and then look away
>Felt alpha, but now I feel bad
Also, at least you weren't that kid who ran an extra ten laps during the pacer, annoying everyone.
Gabriel Reyes
>gym teacher looks at me
>"pass the ball here user"
>throw ball
>as soon as I threw it he knows
>turns to another kid
>"pass the ball here"
>my ball went wide and missed him by a mile
>second kid throws ball perfectly and teacher catches it
Grayson Morris
>playing kickball in highschool P.E.
>always took P.E. games a little seriously, I was just a competitive kid
>I am playing pitcher, I say to my team strategies and etc. cause I want to do good
>kids start mocking me and making fun of me for wanting to win and make fun of strategies
>tfw it happens all year and I got fucking bullied for wanting to try
God I hate high school kids, I still remember all the dumb shit I was made fun of for
James Wright
>Robot says strats
>"Lmao, look, he's trying to actually win what a tryhard"
>Chad tells team what to do
>Everyone tries their hardest to impress Chad
Austin Williams
>doing basketball in P.E
>teacher chooses captains to pick teams
>both captains are chad tier
>fuck
>they pick the kid literally in a wheelchair before me
>get picked last
>embarrassed
FUCKING TEACHER STOP MAKING CAPTAINS PICK TEAMS YOU COCK SUCKER
Xavier Campbell
>Also at least you weren't that kid who ran an extra ten laps annoying everyone
Brayden Reed
>be totally reclused 14-yo
>hood up, speedwalk everywhere
>extremely focused in gym, not wanting to make contact with anybody
>cute smol girl notices and greets me in the hall
>'hey user, *says something about me really going hard in the gym*'
>ignore her, walking past
>'i said hello?' she sounds confused and a little pissed
>i turn to her and say 'hi, sorry'
>end of social interaction for the year
another one
>in locker room getting changed or something
>kid i don't know walks up to me
>puts hands on my shoulders
>'feel how cold my hands are!'
>panic mode activated
>weakly give his crotch a kick, just want him to go away.
>'the fuck?'
>kicks me back in the same way
>hardly even feel it
>he walks away, grouping with friends
>didn't even register his face
>never hear about it again
>think about nothing else for weeks
i can socialize normally now but i still avoid everybody if i can help it.
i was never a social outcast. it's just what i did from 12-16.
Ian Wood
FUCK YOU user
WE ALL JUST WANTED TO GET ON WITH OUT LIVES
YOU WEREN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE
Jeremiah Nelson
you and me both. rip 4-8 years of potential growth and happiness.
Zachary Reyes
>teacher makes you pick teams
>anyone you chooses seems annoyed that you picked him in your team
Thomas Russell
as a skinny guy who recently started gained more than 2 pounds at once, this makes me feel
Zachary Gomez
>"Arrgh, user, why'd you pick me? I wanted to be on Brad's team!"
Chase Jackson
your gym teacher was awesome
Dominic Perry
>do they same thing
>get up and start laughing
>continue running
>no one cares
In case you or anyone else does it in the future.
David Cox
i did, ineed try to "laugh it off" yet it did little to no difference
Ayden Morales
Well it wasn't exactly gym
>be on track team
>be kinda short, so I have trouble beating the taller chads
>also be generic looking white guy, so no real attention from girls
>be competitive and get mad if I feel weak
>use this to push myself even further beyond
>get done with race
>tired and didn't feel so good about self so angry
>rush off the field
>when I get back to my teammates, they tell me that there was a qt 3.14 in a pink dress looking for me
>she apparently had seen me before and admired the effort I put into running
>was too tired and frustrated to notice her, but somewhat recall seeing someone like that
>couldn't find her and left with team soon after
>mfw
I may have blown off someone potentially sweet because of my wounded manlet pride. This is a regret I have to this day.