Just turned 18 bois. What do? Any advice?

Get a Job, Go to college, Find a nice Girl and Settle Down somwhere in the country, Have Kids A Boy and a girl, Teach them both about the Birds and the bees when they hit puberty, watch as they awkwardly start feeling attraction to each other, Listen in on there convos, Drill hole in walls, Wait for the day when they decide to do the Deed, Watch trough that hole you made, Blackmail your daughter, Visit her at night..... I think you can figure the rest out.

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Get gang banged by a pack of apes and then kys

Easy mode:
>Vote
>Gamble (age may be 20+ in some states)
>Legally able to buy cigarettes (pro-tip: don't)
>Drink legally (age 21+ in the US, internationally it may be different by country)
>Open a bank account under your ownership
>Tattoo without parental consent
>Post lewd pics
>No longer have to lie about being 18+ on porn sites
>Purchase and own a gun
>Can make medical decisions for yourself
>Motherfucking skydiving and signing your own release form
>Can go to jail or prison
>Donate plasma and/or blood
>No curfews
>Strip club (bonus: BE the stripper)

Hard mode:
>Able to work at most places
>Rent an apartment
>Enlist in the army
>Invest in stocks
>Purchase car in your own name

God mode:
>Marry a 10/10 wife or husband
>Purchase your own home or plot of land
>Manage to have a happy, joyful life which most of us anons here on Jow Forums never see happening for ourselves

Finish up school. Get a job if you don't already, something you'd enjoy working in and not a wagecuck 10hr+ job at McDonald's, then work your way up to something that brings in a bigger yearly salary. No need to rush things, go at your own pace. Make friends, find a cute girl or guy and maybe settle down with them for years to come. College is also a big thing but maybe you're in a position where you can't pay for that sort of shit, so again just work your way to goals.

Kill yourself, you are now able to work with a lot more methods.

>born 2000
fucking hell kid. Stay in school and stay off Jow Forums.

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Post nudes online because you legally can now.

regret u didnt kill anyone in the previous years

Get the fuck outa here you fucking twat

I'm turning 23 on the 18th, so it's less than an hour away from my birthday.

If you're a NEET I highly suggest you don't fall for the "I can put it off later" way of thinking, you might wake up 5 years later with no higher education or job.

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Go to a consent clinic and get your pills

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