>Go to a all nude strip club
>Throw $1s around
>Ladies come around you and ask if you want a private room show etc.....
>D-do they know I'm a virgin?
Go to a all nude strip club
Dominic Miller
Grayson Rodriguez
They know. Women can smell a virgin long before they can see him.
Eli Ramirez
the fuck do bitches in strip clubs do in those private rooms? do they just dance very close to you while flashing their tits, or is there some kind of action? a handjob maybe? because if it ain't then what's the point
Camden Morris
Most strip clubs they won't actually fuck you, maybe at most they'll run their hand over your pants but a private dance is just a more intimate dance
David Parker
>throw money
>money you worked for
>give it to roastbeef for primal sexual favors
Basically were in relationship with them
>give them money
>money that was in your hands
>they put it in bra and panties
>basically touching their privates
>privates are for sex
Basically had sex, not a virgin.
Ethan Foster
I went there with some friends and one of my friends wanted a private dance
She asked him if he wants to pay more to touch her
He paid $100 and he touched her tits, and vag
>kek
We just laughed at him in the car and he almost crashed the car because we were laughing at him
>yea, i went to a strip club with a group of dudes
Leo Ortiz
lmao top cuck
you can bang a very nice prostitute for that price for an hour
Aiden Wright
Old fag 34 went to three clubs cuz my friends paid was shit they bought me lap dances did nothing to me why would I pay when i could get free pussy and dances? I never bought a female a drink either fuck that, and yes they can tell
Noah Miller
>throwing money when other losers will do it for you
I bet you're also the kind of loser who "tips" chaturbate whores.
Camden Fisher
my experience has usually been "I'm not allowed to touch your dick but I'm going to do it anyway"
was I raped???
Angel Powell
>tips" chaturbate whores.
Leo Stewart
fuck strip clubs they fart on your face.
William Murphy
I'm going to "tip" you if you're not careful.
But you'd probably like that wouldn't you fagboi.
Lincoln Harris
twitch is the new chaturbate. get it right fag
Jonathan Hernandez
Women don't get nakey on Twitch. They get nakey on Chaturbate. I like my women nakey.
Robert Cox
>At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her
Clearly you aren't a patrician.
Brody Morris
I would only go to a strip club if I could fuck them
Nathaniel Gray
Where are these strip clubs? This is my oddly specific fetish.
Logan Anderson
Why do some girls have a second asshole?
Easton Wright
>he doesnt know about the third hole
you turbo virgin, that's the best one
Aiden Martinez
>when you fuck up a meme this badly
Aaron Mitchell
*theyll just blame it on the fat kid anyway*
>BRAAAAAAPFT
Jose Sanders
>D-do they know I'm a virgin?
this should read
>Do they know I'm broke?
Grayson Garcia
I went to my first strip club a few months ago
I got a few private dances but holy fuck I couldn't get an erection at all. Maybe it was whiskey dick or something but I kept thinking to myself "am I supposed to be into this?"
Jose Davis
>I kept looking at the bartender
>his hands...they were so sinewy and strong
>his large vein coursing through his bulging biceps
>kept staggering over to him talking about my whiskey dick and asking him if he wanted to get outta there
>strip clubs are fuckin gay
Carter Gray
>/r9gay/ leaking again
pic related, take the advice
Brandon Walker
dubs confirms gays arent allowed on robot board
Liam Scott
Takes a fag to know one, buddy.
Heres one for you too.
Angel Brown
>not straight
>2018
come the fuck on
Camden Mitchell
>I implied op was a fag
>op quick to deflect
Come the fuck on
Evan Stewart
damnit i was trying to troll you and you were trolling OP this whole time? FUCK
pic related is me
Alexander Jones
Depends on where you go usually they'll grind you get you off rub their tits and azs in your face it's fun.
Sebastian Long
Is it a decent experience to recharge? I crave human touch.
Ian Brown
They're just diggin' the aquafresh, m8.
Nathaniel Kelly
do you guys recommend going to a strip club just to become more comfortable around women?