>the shadow people are back again
The shadow people are back again
Chase Gonzalez
David Garcia
i welcome shadow
Blake Powell
As long as they aren't hanging around your house or looking suspicious, don't call the cops.
If they're noisy or looking like they won't leave any time soon, that's when you call the non-emergency on them.
Brody Clark
The shadow people never left. You just couldn't see them before.
Chase Nguyen
Commune with them. All foreign persons desire common exchange.
In time you shall learn the ways of those beyond the veil, and you shall vouch for those without a voice.
Jacob Jackson
perhaps will help
Nathaniel Roberts
Fuck sleep paralysis. Only time I've actually been scared of something.
Connor Bailey
>sending schizophrenics to /x/
Robert Kelly
Never been to /x/, huh?
I figure you've got two options.
1.Ignore them and they will go away. They are basically roasties and need the attention. Oftentimes, they are just a hallucination.
2. Keep doing whatever got their attention and deal with them. They are guarding the threshold to something.
Either way, they are harmless, as much as they like to pretend otherwise.
Hudson Wood
Escaping sleep paralysis is easy. Next time try to move just your hand, then your arm. Keep trying, one limb, one hand, one digit if that's what it takes. Whack it against something and you'll snap out of it.
Jaxon Diaz
they just want you to masturbate
Joseph Hall
I believe that's the right one
Justin Edwards
And what about that thread makes you think /x/ is good or will be helpful? Don't get me wrong, it was my first homeboard, but it's really gone to shit.
David Carter
they just want you to masturbate so they can feed on the released energy
Nicholas Thompson
Yes, I know, Sometimes it's hard to get the hand to move though, hence the paralysis. Fortunately I hardly get that anymore. I sleep with the tv on.
Hudson Sanders
You can't sit up or react normally which is what most people try to do and so they remain paralyzed. That's why you must focus on a single muscle to start with. I'm usually able to get one arm moving before long, enough to smack the wall or mattress and fully wake up.
Dominic Morales
/x/ will ask the shadow people how to summon a succubus
Levi Gutierrez
noooooo dont do it!! deny them your seed! cuck the shadow people
Hudson Price
they just want some head
Connor Johnson
i think you mean black people. give them welfare and they will go away.
cops work as well.
Asher Smith
>the shadow people stopped showing up when i got a gf and was finally happy but i fear every single day that one moment i will look into a tree and see one hanging me again