Tfw one of the few non fuckboy cute guys went for a girl prettier than you

>tfw I look like a cross between a feminine man and a horrendously ugly woman
>tfw i get called "sir" despite having tits and being cis
>tfw going to die alone

parker lmao?

dunklestinkskss

What do you identify as?
This is why no one wants to be your gf...

just get the fuck out of here already

>tits
>cis

need I say more?

>This is why you don't have girlfriends...
>This is why no one wants to be your gf...
fuck off

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I don't speak tumblr

cis is the term for people who arent tranny faggots.

Semi Unrelated, but since this thread is shit anyways, figure I'll vent here. After moving back to Cali, I decided to start looking into online dating since I don't know anyone out here and figured its a good way to meet people. Why are there so many roasties? Is there any hope in finding an actual connection with someone? Or should I just wait until A.I. GF's become a thing.

California is tied with New York for normie capital.You'll be hard pressed to see any women who is not a whore in that region.

>using the term fuckboy
God, sometimes I remember I share a board with a bunch of kid. I should feel embarrassed.

Want my advice? Get hotter. Its what I did. Guys used to fake ask me out. Now they can barely work up the courage to do it for real. Dont believe you can? Watch this burn victim make herself fuckable. youtu.be/CsIZyDGjyJo
You bet your fucking ass you can. Dont taka anything I say as an insult I started here. Id say take yourself to a sephora and get color advice what color works with your face etc. What shaped face do you have? Find hair styles by searching for your face shape. If you can find a celebrity sort of similar to you to mimic(mines marilyn monroe). You might be a tad overweight take it from me its not exercise its diet it is one hundred percent diet. 1200 calories a day that is your number(I occasionally go under it for a few days but thats a dipshit move, love yourself). Also remember to base this around bmi. Definitely dye your hair a different color by the way so you can be more polished trust me I had hair the color of dishwater you can do better. Alright your wardrobe. Maybe you picked a celebrity icon maybe not who could say either way hit up the fashion tag on tumblr or pinterest for a while just keep scrolling till youve got a pretty general idea what to aim for and what works right now(remember your colors). Alright go to a goodwill and just keep going through the shelves until you see things like what you saw there and like the idea you have in mind. Discovery clothing is also good for broke ass clothing choices. Next ebay ebay ebay. All the accesories you need are there. You see while many things you purchase from china come poor quality(like clothing) they never mess up metal. Its time to get necklaces, rings, the works. Pick a theme for yourself(at least I did, crowns by the way). Search up like crown necklaces sort from low to high rinse and repeat for every item you need.

They take a month to arrive but each item you buy will set you back like 14 cents. While youre doing this you also have to worry about makeup. First thing to know about makeup eyeliner is the absolute most important thing. And just look up youtube guides on this. Youll eventually evolve to not following every step but doesnt hurt for now. Keep your colors and your celebrity style icon in mind.
Should you have to do all this? No no you shouldnt. All this bullshit shouldnt be necessary to get respect but it is. I know you can do it though and things get so much easier after you do. It sucks to have to accept the world for the ugly thing it is and see what its like after you polish yourself but ill tell you it sucks worse not to. Take control here are the steps.

>Guys used to fake ask me out. Now they can barely work up the courage to do it for real.
Keep telling yourself that sweetie

>chad dindt fuck me today booh hoo

Rope yourself roasti

This may come off cringe but she needed a guide and assurances it will work. And it will. Believe it or not this is the female version of getting blackpilled.

Fuck man, maybe I'll move back to Kansas.

Also people are gonna try to drag you into five billion different diets its all snake oil. 1200 calories thats it. Same goes for the skincare stuff.(just acne wipes not this whole giant ass routine, wash your pillowcase thats it).

>Writing all this for a bait thread
Sad

I saved to my phone so Ill never actually have to write it all out again

>saving that on your phone
kek, you're a special kind of pathetic aren't you

Fuckboy is an insensitive derogatory term for a man who is subject to sexual slavery in prison, please do not use it flippantly

What else is he supposed to do, ignore the prettier girl when she likes him too

>cute guys
Dude, even ugly or average dudes want Stacy.
>watching a direct to TV movie
>"huh, that actor is pretty cute"
>google him
>he's dated a series of models
I guess I'll keep abusing myself to scalie porn.

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Oh whatever, I like to give advice online, plus I am fucking sick of running into sad girls bitching about feeling ugly online. Like this just isnt a problem any of us need to have. Makeup is too powerful.

holy fuck. I never thought I'd see the day that I'd look at this post and not be able to tell if its trolling or not

I'm legit, my dude.

>give advice
Your advice amounts to
>eat 1,200 calories a day when people are supposed to net 2000 (or 1500 to lose weight)
>don't exercise, just eat less
>base weight around BMI and not metrics that factor in muscle growth
>dye your hair (which may require serious bleaching and constant root check ups and salon visits)
>buy a new wardroe
>buy accessories
Which is fucking stupid because:
1.) You don't care about being healthy, only about being thin.
2.) I am not spending money on that shit. You attempt to make it sound cheap but it is not.
3.) You try to backtrack and be like, "oh well I do think it's lame that I have to do this, but, you know, whatever" which is just a lame dismissal of your own cowardice. If you legitimately think it's fucking unfair that one's boss can yell at someone for not wearing makeup, then stand up and don't wear makeup.
4.) Whatever man I attract wouldn't end up liking my real self anyway, so what's the fucking point.

I hope you and your lame crown aesthetic get fucked. No dude is worth my health, finances, or self respect just by virtue of having a dick.

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People are trash. I use my body as a tool to navigate that trash easier. Maybe nobody will hurt you bad enough into knowing they are. I hope thats the case. Good luck.

Also it bleeds into everything and even when I intended to never get close to another human being again I still knew the value of beauty.

Don't come to Lawrence
If they're not Stacies from Overland Park they're communist tumblr scum

Nice attempt at a cowboy speech. I've been through worst shit than you and I still am not conceding an inch.

>hates being fat and ugly
>given some tips to improve yourself
>gets mad and defensive
tumblr is that way, babe

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Lets not have an opression off, belittling eachothers pain never does any good for anyone, night

Never said I was fat or ugly. Just said dudes only like Stacies. Bad attempt at strawman.

>concern trolling
Yeah, bye.

even tho its a bait post, if any lady here actually experiences this then just make yourself more appealing by wearing LIGHT makeup and not being a cunt. yay!!!

>yay!!!

Please go.

>because someone gives advice you have to take it
The advice was bad and that user should feel bad.
>implying you aren't samefagging

>>tfw one of the few non fuckboy cute guys went for a girl prettier than you
Why should he settle for a manipulative whore like you?

>tfw no non racist, non sexist, non bigoted bf

stfu bitch, i'll be how i like.

Which still includes the word fuckboy, idiot.

i used to volunteer to teach black kids to do basic math and keep them from beating the shit out of each other on the playground.
I volunteered for bernie sanders.
Met a woman who was a hard right natsoc type but quietly gave me a little bit by bit. She literally would not hurt a literal fly. Very nice body as well.
We break up and i go down a rabbit hole trying to "disprove" her beliefs.
I read mein kampf in my spare time now, knew a few guys who were at cville. She conversely became a prostitute for a while, disappeared, and now goes around dressed like woodstock tripping acid and making cartoons.
Still miss her something terrible, even after a few years.
Point is you never really can know somebody, and their opinions and what motivates them is usually a riddle even to them.