>Hey user why don't you have a girlfriend?
Hey user why don't you have a girlfriend?
Carter White
Joshua Cooper
>>because I'm fucking your boyfriend
Benjamin Torres
>Cause the girl i love doesnt love me... and the rest of them seem like shit compared to her.
Leo Mitchell
It's funny when they ask because they know why.
It's like a mind game, they know that I know they know.
Landon Gutierrez
My go-to answer these days is "I'm too lazy to get one"
Noah Taylor
incredible bait holy shit this is some of the best bait i've seen in a while. seriously impressive
Nolan Edwards
delet thiz post plz
Liam Roberts
I actually don't want a girlfriend. If I can't even have any friends, I shouldn't be thinking about having a girlfriend. I'll have to die alone and I'm kinda happy with that. I am a human, and humans are hardwired to want to breed and stuff, so I'll always have the feeling of wanting to have a girlfriend, but I'll just try to ignore that.
Kevin Butler
I'm ugly, unsocial, don't care, don't try, might be a bit gay(damn traps)
Luke Cook
What's wrong with being gay/liking traps?
Caleb Perry
It's just a reason for not having a gf
James Scott
i always just say i've never tried
it's not really a lie.
Nathaniel Long
literally nobody has ever asked me that. you know why I don't have one about 5 seconds after I open my mouth.
Aiden Lewis
"When are you going to give me some grandkids user?"
Jace Evans
haha because i'm gayyy ayooooooooo
Nathaniel Anderson
cause I feel like it my man
Juan Stewart
I do have a girlfriend and I fuckin' hate it.
Carter Bell
>not interested in relationships
there
Mason Nelson
i don't leave my house dude
Samuel Wright
>because she'll never understand me, to her I'm just another distraction
Kayden Collins
Intimacy both scares and disgusts me.
I wish i could overcome it.
Parker Morgan
Because girls don't talk to me unless they need something.
Also this: .
Gavin Watson
because I'm a clueless recluse and dommes are few and far between
>GIMME GRANDKIDS REEEEEEEE
fucking boomers. Its like they think everything revolves around them.
Dominic Ramirez
because i dont have anything in common with women
Landon Cox
I never try lol
Jose Howard
> Ask out a qt at my work
> She admits she also has feelings for me
> Rejects me anyway
I'm trying so hard not to lose hope guys, she said she wasn't ready at the moment and I told her that when she was ready she just needs to speak up. She agreed so I'm clinging hard to that slim hope but I know deep down that she'll probably never take the plunge. There's a lot of stressful stuff we have to take care of until the end of May so I'm desperately hoping she'll tell me once we've made it to the summer. It just feels so fucking terrible to spend so much time working up the courage to straight up ask her when all I get in return is indecisive and vague.
Eli Hall
the fuck? its one date not a marriage. My desperately optimistic side refuses to believe that chicks are so boneheaded. Its not like feelings aren't reciprocated, why not just give it a shot? Just stalling for Chad?
Robert Perez
because females can smell autism