How the FUCK do I offend white people? I'm a black guy and I find it impossible to insult these devils...

How the FUCK do I offend white people? I'm a black guy and I find it impossible to insult these devils. On Jow Forums I do call them cumskins but then they reply "Typical low IQ nigger insult", as if "shitskin" is a complex word. How the fuck do they have so many insults at their disposal? Gook, shitskin, goatfucker, camelfucker, kike, hook-nose, dindu, ape, monkeyfucker, streetshitter, raghead, oven fuel, "muh dick", chink, mudslime, coon, nigger.

What can we offend whites with except the non-effective "cumskin". You can't call them a Nazi as they take pride in that. Can't call them a "whiteboy" or "whitey" as they then start posting those crime statistics and pictures of Greco-Roman statues as if they have anything to do with them.

I'm really fucking sick of whites and their asshole behaviour. I don't hate Jews, Indians, Muslims, Asians, Native Americans, Pakis, Chinese people, Brazilians, Argentinians, Mexicans. Why are whites so hateful? Atlanta here btw.

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youre really asking me to do this?

>Atlanta here btw.
Shitskin status checks out

If you can't offend them, it really only means they're honestly better than you. That's just how it works.

talk about the current state of sweden, germany, and britain

Take solace in the fact that they're all probably afraid of seeing you walking down the street

>How the FUCK do I offend white people?
Profit from a status of victimhood

Shut up monkey boy

ok. dont cry about it you literally asked for it softskin .

Go back to africa, nigger

I knew this wasnt orig

>this shit tier bait will probably get unironic replies

They get really angered by BLACKED
and BMWW relationships.

Besides that they're pretty repellent to insults.

It's because they are the majority race. They control all aspects of media to a degree.

The white man's perspective, is in short, the American/European etc perspective.

Besides interracial and BBC, nothing really pisses them off.
Most of them are just racist because they dislike minorities.
I have rarely seen any that had real bad experiences with them.
They just choose to hate something they don't understand, or care to.

So yeah. BLACKED and ir relationships is what pisses them off most.
It's funny that something so ridiculous like dick size and fucking women,
would piss them off

It's impossible for you to offend White people because you're too busy offending nature by existing.

Jow Forums-tards are so easy to offend. They all have this dream of a white ethnostate and are often not "white" themselves. They may be part of some vague European ethnicity or Caucasian haplogroup with no real shared historical culture, but they are often no where near the original definition of a pure "white" man as Nordic. They're often painfully aware of this and self-conscious about it; just call them out on it.

This is a real conversation I had with a Jow Forumstard in real life :

"Shut up, shitskin" [or something or other]

"Dude, I don't know what you're always on about. You're half Italian, half Irish. The white ethnostate would fucking hate you. This country hated you like 100 years ago."

"Hey bro come on man chill out that's crossing a line"

Doesn't work, because they're being overrun by HIS people. That's not saying they're shit, it's saying he made them shit.

The trick is to not care when you are insulted. Everytime someone comes up with a good one whites just pokerface and you think it was bad.

Instead you need to know the "type" of white. Make fun of irish for not really being white, etc. Whites are so bored dealing with non-whites (cant have a good flame war cause muh racism) that we have to pick on our own.

Call every white guy you see a worthless paki or pollock. Even if not accurate they might reveal their real lineage and you can rip them for it.

Block it, go about your business, and stop being a sensitive fag. That's how you offend people.

> How the FUCK do I offend white people?
Get hired despite having lower skills.

bow to me, softskin.

Fuck lots of white girls

it does work though. just say the women are so desperate for real men they're literally importing them to replace you

how do you think i came up with softskin?

Talk about white privilege
White woman meme
Current state of europe
Jew takeover etc

Because white people insults are divided up into ethnicity.

Nobody gives a shit if you call a white person a 'Honky', but if you call an Irishman a 'Mick' or a Frenchman a 'Frog' and so on and they won't take too kindly to it.

these are how you offend them, listen closely

you don't offend them by calling them any one name because they are not as weak-minded as you and insults they can brush off. You get a rise out of some of them when you suggest:

Jesus was non-white,

You are doing better than them in "their" own country, say you are working to be a doctor or something, it hurts their pride to know a "shitskin" is doing better than them.

Sometimes calling them nigger is effective, especially if they are racist, you see niggers are something they abhor so when you suggest they are niggers it hurts them in a different way.

Basically you have to take advantage of their god complex and try to humble them. I only know this because I'm a troll. This being said, these techniques probably won't work on Jow Forums or might work but to a small degree because essentially you are pissing into a sea of piss and if you actually get offended by words on the internet then you should work to stop being so insecure. These techniques however would work more in real life scenarios. Some of them are subtle too.

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idk, there really isn't any good insults for whities. The first time I was called a cumskin I literally fell out of my chair laughing.

softskin tenderflesh

>How to offend someone?
You really are retarded if you go to Jow Forums then get offended

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Thanks, this is all good advice.

One problem though, it seems like the most common country for white people to be from is Ireland. But whenever I attack white people for being Irish by calling them drunks or potato-eaters they don't seem insulted. What the fuck?

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I'm a white racist and a nigger making more money than me is literally the only thing that would legitimately offend me. Rappers, actors and nigs in sports don't count since that requires Z
zero intelligence.

babyflesh

you can't offend us you worthless monkey. the only reason you're in this country is because your ancestors were brought here in chains. you're historical narrative has been raped and taken from you. you're stuck in a hostile world controlled by us and its even worse outside of america.

you're just a nuisance, a blight, an eyesore on an otherwise decent society rich with history, triumph, and success. every white person you see in public would rather you be dead or in jail. every white person despises having to share this country with you. every white person wishes you were never released from slavery.

fuck you nigger.

pretty sure ur existence is insult enough to them

>Why are whites so hateful?
because of pic related if you apes stop lusting over white women we'll stop hating you.

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yea same here. i don't mind if stupid niggers get rich. like if chief keef makes money my mentality is "ayeee go 'head my nigga!" But if i see an intelligent nigger, who's an accountant or something, making more money than me, that shit really pisses me off.

they're not supposed to succeed.

there you go OP, you have to be more clever than say a few mean-spirited words to whites, they are not ashamed of their history as you may be of the history of your ancestors. You make them mad by serving them humble pie, by letting them know they are not to be merited simply because they look pretty/because of their race.

Be a doctor, lawyer, engineer, but honestly if you get that far you probably won't waste your time trying to make people mad on the internet ;).

Because it isn't really part of our identity. You're probably from the North East USA if everyone is Irish as I am myself and none of those insults make me feel anything. I'm not entirely sure what you could say to trigger white folks except I get pretty triggered by BMWF

>every white person you see in public would rather you be s-somewhere else
What about her? Faggot cuck pollock.

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>cumskin
Using this you sound like butthurt shitskin

>they're not supposed to succeed.

But isn't the main reason why people on Jow Forums don't like black people because black guys have a stereotype of living on crime and/or welfare? Wouldn't it be a good thing if they manage to become accountants and stuff?

Start telling them theyre gay and they secretly want your big black cock otherwise they wouldnt be so obsessed

I really get offended when non-whites are successful upstanding members of society who don't commit crime and have their communities' property values rise.

If you just want insults look at the ones we already use. Cumskin just sounds stupid, whitey is too generic. Insult their ethnicity, religion or profession. Our pride runs a little deeper than just being white, and pride is what is hurt by insults. Dago, potato nigger, le kike on a stick, code monkey, redneck etc.. It's not hard, White people shit on each other as much or more than they do on minorities. For the most part it is bantz. You need to learn how to live and let live. There is no fun in antagonistic relationships. If it must be a competition then at least take it seriously. Honestly, how much would it hurt if a white guy called you a nigger from his geo metro while you're sitting in a porsche(that you didn't steal)?

Just tell them that the white race is a cucked race. Show them pics of soyboy ( they're usually white guys) and also tell them that Europe is getting fucked by Muslims. You could also tell them that Asians are the wealthiest groups of people in the US and that black culture is taking over the US.


I mean when you type in cuck porn its always a white guy getting cucked lmao. So everything I said is 100% true. White people are the most cucked race right now. hahahahahah

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Just remind them they're dying out.

Works every time, I say it all the time and I even made a grown ass white man start crying.

>I have rarely seen any that had real bad experiences with them.
>They just choose to hate something they don't understand, or care to.


Spoken like a nigger in denial or a sheltered faggot. In reality prolonged exposure to niggers makes one despise niggers.

>This is a real conversation I had with a Jow Forumstard in real life :
>"Shut up, shitskin" [or something or other]
>"Dude, I don't know what you're always on about. You're half Italian, half Irish. The white ethnostate would fucking hate you. This country hated you like 100 years ago."
>"Hey bro come on man chill out that's crossing a line"

Nice LARP tale nigger. Always remember even dune coons think youre subhuman trash.

ITT a bunch of niggers, muds, and spics trying to not think about how shit their respective ancestors were

Wow, when slaves comes into internet?

>hates whites
>but claims he doesn't hate argies
ARGENTINA IS WHITE

WI WUZ
KNAAAAANGGGZZZ AN SHHHEEIT NIGGA
I SWEER TO GAAAAD

We realized getting offended by speech was such a big problem that we invented free speech. It's a shame all of you guys (or should I say "y'all") are ruining it.

Fucking top kek (or should I say cuck)

Redneck seems to trigger them a lot

Woah he was right

They have so many words because your collective ego is so fragile that meaningless shit like being called a "dindu" actually hurts you. Pretty pathetic.

>But whenever I attack white people for being Irish by calling them drunks or potato-eaters they don't seem insulted. What the fuck?
Because those are stupid insults. Like no fucking shit you're failing to offend anyone, you have no idea what their sore spots are. If you want to piss off an actual Irishman and not one of those people many generations divorced from the country order an Irish car bomb at an Irish pub.

Disclaimer, they're more likely to just punch you than wring their hands like you seem to want.

Only if they're the fussy white collar type, and those are the ones least likely to call you a nigger to begin with anyways.

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First, get your facts straight boi. Jesus was white, just sayin.
Also, statistics on how "shitskins" are doing better? Top kek. They'll come back at you for that.
Honestly, just ignore, there's nothing you can really say to insult a white.

>implying we care about white women in 2018

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Stop feeling offened atleast on the chinz. I am a pajeet, imagine that. Everytime I post on a flag board people start meme. I dont really care most of user are just having fun and the rest are just brainlet stormniggers. Let retards be retards. If they are genuinely offended by your presence then tell them to cry harder.

And the BBC meme kills pol. Damn talk about how the Jews are their masters and literally training white woman to be whores. And unironically fuck as much of there women as you can. Not the normal white people that are not really racist but the pol types women.

Godspeed blackanon

>Jesus was non-white,
Sure but usually people go the full mile and take it to another level of retardation, and try to claim he was some coal black dude with an afro rather than a caramel jew. Which sort of kills off any impact such a claim has.

>Not the normal white people that are not really racist but the pol types women.
What?

Jow Forumscucks are the weakest betas you'll come across IRL. Just challenge them and they will back off. It doesn't matter if you're white/black/brown; you will frighten them and intimidate them regardless.

>Jesus was white, just sayin
What do you think a white person is?

Depictions of Jesus as a blue-eyed white man definitely look more good and heavenly.

Why would you want to insult idiots. They're already idiots you can't make that any worse.

Being drunken potato eaters isn't a horribly negative stereotype. Potatoes are tasty and getting tanked is fun; so what. People are fine owning that image.

Say they beat their girlfriends when they're drunk, or delight in planting car bombs, though, and you'll get a reaction. Goes similarly for cracks about exterminating minorities and German Americans.

Brasilians, Argentinians and Mexicans are white.

>falling for the Asian women meme in anno domini

Sorry went on a rant and phoneposting is hell. What I meant was most normal white people are not racist but you got to fuck the type of girls pol feels are muh pure aryan wimen. Maybe this will clear it up

>It's because they are the majority race.

No, it's because we are awesome.

We're the most beautiful race and while we may not be the smartest we've contributed the most.

If you think that pointing out a white persons race would offend them you are clearly not very intelligent. Way to go, Tyrone.

>or delight in planting car bombs, though
The only Irish people in America who still give a shit about the IRA and a united Ireland are the same ones who would get violent over it, so make sure to get a friend to start recording first I need my entertainment. The vast majority of Americans are divorced from whatever their home culture so these jokes about getting drunk or niggling German-Americans about the holocaust really doesn't pack that much punch.

My family finds it hilarious when people try to play up the mafia and other dago stereotypes, but I could see people trying to pretend that would actually carry some weight on this thread.

That's still pretty stupid, they still give a shit if she's brunette and green eyed rather than blonde and blue eyed or whatever the fuck. Not to mention how sad it sounds to make dicking specific women a priority just to piss people off on the internet to anyone who isn't a loon. I'd still mark that as a win for them if they manage to define your life so strongly.

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>That's still pretty stupid, they still give a shit if she's brunette and green eyed rather than blonde and blue eyed or whatever the fuck. Not to mention how sad it sounds to make dicking specific women a priority just to piss people off on the internet to anyone who isn't a loon. I'd still mark that as a win for them if they manage to define your life so strongly.

I understand and agree with your point. But its only a meme. Once you even mention this it becomes fun to see how they bring out charts graphs and what not. The very fact that they go to these lenghts to deny makes me happy but also sad there exsistence.

>falling for the white women meme in MMXVIII

t. Brainlet LingLing

>The vast majority of Americans are divorced from whatever their home culture so these jokes about getting drunk or niggling German-Americans about the holocaust really doesn't pack that much punch.

Depends on the person I suppose. I don't speak a sentence of German but if hear someone say Liebensraum unironically it's going to sting. I guess that isn't typical.

White don't get offended by these petty insults because we don't have the IQ of children.

Want to offend us? Tell us facts, like the fact that Whites are becoming a minority.

A lot of Jow Forums is in support of accelerationism to make Sweden, Germany, and the UK an example.

t. someone in support of accelerationism

> You are doing better than them in "their" own country, say you are working to be a doctor or something, it hurts their pride to know a "shitskin" is doing better than them.
That's cute but it can be blamed on affirmative action.

t. a product of affirmative action

>I guess that isn't typical.
It really fucking isnt dude. Most people have the good sense to understand that theyre not related to that group, not to mention most of them came over before WW1 to begin with anyways (why do you think that forced Drumpf shit was a thing?)

Just like I would hope a black dude is able to laugh at the Yakub shit and the other nonsense the Nation of Islam believes, I would expect someone generations divorced from Germany to have gotten over it.

No one said he was a blue eyed blondie, he just was white. Simply because of the geographic placement of everything and shit.

Call them racist sexist homophobic subhuman trash. Just act liberal or Communist and that pisses them off. You don't have to be black.

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>WE

Call them saltines

You forgot camel lips, knuckle dragger, tree ornament, gatorbait, the list really doesn't end for you subhumans.

Oh, and I wasnt born hateful, being forced to deal with niggers on a daily basis made me hate your kind.

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Call them cucks or soyboys. White Men have fragile masculinity

Only people who cannot get laid in any race care about interracial do not think all whites are like pol

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> White Men have fragile masculinity
Pol and r9k is not most white men

What about slavic countries? No niggers or shitskins there.

say NIGGER out loud u will offend all the cuck white people

Learn from the Japanese, they have anime AND wisdom

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>white people just dont understand, widespread murder and corruption are actually good

On a serious note, don't waste your time explaining to snowniggers how worthless and irrelevant they are on a geopolitical scale, it's a literal meme ethnicity that keeps praising and romanticizing itself until launching another Renaissance (for which sandwizards were responsible), a non-existent culture of weaklings who want to be spared from all evil in the world
The only whites worth of respect are the mixed ones like Italians and Russians, and even those are faulty

>sandniggers responsible for the renaissance
Explain

there is no way my friend. we have to simply give in.

As a white man, i can tell you this. You cant offend us unfortunately for you. I brush everything off because i dont really care what other people think of me. You can say whatever you want to me and i will just laugh most likely. The only problem with black people taking insults is they get offended too easily. You say one thing wrong and they have your head nowadays.

>the Fall of Constantinople
>influences from Andalusian/Arab/Persian Muslim philosophers
This is literal third grader knowledge you idiot

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