I'm a 16 year old loser fembot. Please ban me mods

suck my dick and I'll think about it you fucking slut

Do you have a penis? Do you want to be my gf?

How are you certain about that?

just fucking go already kid, this isn't a place for you, and don't respond to any of those degenerate faggots who are trying to get a piece of your sweet ass (looking at you australian ape)

>i'm 16
too old

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>being this inappropriate to a 16 year old child

post gore and cp then you retard

>would you say it was weird if I knew your name?
hope you got the chores done :D

>16 year old child
retard.
it's legal in my country cuck

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holy shit thats what that fucking arrow does lmfao. didnt even know n been here a fair while

you made my day

Hello, FBI
Huh? What are you talking about?

Because I was a former jani
They need to be up in about 6-7 hours to regulate all board.

16 is also legal in my country

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Not everyone here lives in Europe. The age of consent in many states is 18.

would you consider dating a 24 year old robot?

Have you tried becoming a cardio bunny who also is really into instathot booty workouts?
You'll be making it when you are 18

Post contact info kthx byw

AAAAAHHHHHHHH
YOU STUPID SEXY LITTLE BITCH

age of consent rose from 14 a few years ago. get fucked, yank. no pussy that hasn't been slammed a million times for you. lmao.

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I just need to get away from this cesspool of a website. It's wasted too much of my valuable time when I could've spent it on school and studying.

every one of your holes is legal for me to fuck. every. single. one. even your bitch nose holes.

I come from a civilized first world nation unlike your cesspit cuck.

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You will never leave. I've been browsing this site since I was 11 years old and I'm 23 now. The only people who leave are the ones that never really belonged in the first place.

you're only 16, i'm 24 and in the same predicament imagine how I feel.

If I get permabanned for 2 years yes I will. I spend majority of the time replying to people and creating threads. I never just lurk, that would be too boring for me.

are you a femanon(gurl)?

Maybe you have a dynamic IP adress.

like the FBI gives a fuck about people torturing rats, make a b thread and link me and ill give some of my collection

>permabanned
A permaban is literally a 2 minute inconvienence while you get around it buddy. YOU'RE ON THIS RIDE FOREVER

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It must feel terrible. that's why I don't want to end up like the people on here.

Nah i'm a dude. Think of the e-cred i'd get if I was tho

STOOOPP you're not making me feel any better! Now go ahead and press that report button for me.

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post discord before you leave please thanks bye

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the worst thing about it is it deosn't really. I don't really care as much as I wish I did. i'm just waiting for the inevitable nuclear exchange, so why bother building a successful life on this shit hole? it will only keep getting worse.

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I don't have a discord, and I'm not sure how I feel about talking to older peeps, I might not relate.

I'm 150 wanna be my gf?

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Post a pic of yourself so you definitely get banned

Post tits. It will be considered cp and you'll get banned, cunt

150? What's that first of all?
>post a pic of myself
Lol, you're joking right? I don't want to blind anyone here.

What type of threads does a 16 year old create?

shit ones mostly

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You'd honestly be surprised but I'm not giving you any hints as to what they were.

Send an picture of your vegana and you'll get banned.

Whoa another dumbass bitch who cant do anything without announcing it to everyone in earshot, imagine my surprise

tell us you whore
you just requested cp enjoy u prison

how many years have you been lurking Jow Forums?

>years
Lol, I've only been on here for a month. I found out about Jow Forums through that shauiby incident, funnily enough.
No thanks, I don't want to embarrass myself

not everyone is a dumbmerican mutt.

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Quit playing hard to get for attention and just be straightforward

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the only person you're embarrassing is "anonymous"
like, do you think this shit is linked to your insta account or some shit

The thing is I've exposed little and big details about myself throughout the one month I've been on here. If someone could gather up all the things I've said from my posts they could literally form a detailed description of who I am, where I'm from, what I do, what my problems are etc etc. it's kind of creepy, but ofc, if I even reveal one tiny hint i feel like all rest of the pieces could fall together in place which someone one here will recognize

>one month

That's nothing. And anyway Jow Forums is the worst board. Try going to a good board like /lit/ or /his/. Somewhere where no one wants to harass you or stalk you.

Your sanity will be better for it.

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I always get the same paranoia user, fact of the matter is nobody gives enough of a fuck like 99.99999% of the time

are you the annoying roastie with the tfw no boyfriend shitposts?

Alright fine. What I basically do is talk about my insecurities/problems/wants, but style it in the name of a shitpost. There, now it's off my chest.

do you go on other boards, or just r9k?

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oh and here I thought you did something cool like start the #freeblackcoffee meme a couple days ago. Ya, it's good to be paranoid about revealing personal information in this dump.
I'm an avid reader but I just can't get into /lit/. /sci/ is fun. I like /diy/ and /n/, too. The latter is fun for cycling bullshittery.

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That's healthy, but consider doing it in a different context. Jow Forums might help. But styling one's miseries off as irony does little to sate one's anxieties.

Don't take it so seriously. Just come here when you're bored, instead of when you're lonely. I think you'll be better for it.

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>animeposters really are annoying and obnoxious

>I'm a 16 year old loser fembot. Please ban me mods
post the copyrighted pic

dios mio, la creatura....

la luz extinguido......

>greentext for no reason
>being rude for no reason
ok

Post your face and that's a definite ban.

pls be my underage loser friend

[email protected]

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wew dont creep too hard

>be me
>be 11
>been posting here for a year now
>never been b&
lazy mods don't do anything topkek

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>too hard
Lmao nigga please.

I am 28, make a discord and post it. You will love my dick.

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