"A small sausage pizza, just the way you like it user."

Thanks, goodbye!

suck her dick, t b h.

I'lI show you mine if you show me yours

>destroys op with one pic
>tfw HE is a weird autistic faggot with a gut
OP KYS.

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>tfw HE is a weird autistic faggot with a gut

Still more appealing than you'll ever be.

You stupid faggot. Youre not supposed to be attracted to me or him, cock on brain mongrel.

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Just shut up and jerk off to anime lolis for the fifth time today, oh superior master aryan man!

I said, appealing, not attractive. You don't even have to be gay to realize that a chubby trap is better than a fat neckbeard.

>if youre not a faggot youre a pedo
Only a perverted cunt would make such a leap. End your life.

There's some shit I could say about this, but I won't. Instead, I will offer you some advice: wrath is bad, don't do it.

>You absolutely have to be gay to realize that a chubby trap is better than a fat neckbeard
Arguing with faggots is literally pointless, total peabrains, sad really.

get off the site before it fucks you up

Best flat top in the game

i cant get off when the dude's voice isn't sissylike and feminine

what a disappointment

That's Hawaiian you cunt

MOBAs not even once

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>screams racial slurs repeatedly
>stops to question if trap is a derogatory slur

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>racial slurs

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>nigga
>racial slur

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>go for wallet
>pull it out of my back pocket
>pause because its takes my brain too long to comprehend this sort of shit
>ask if i heard them right
>laugh awkwardly and say "wait, seriously?"
>pull out 2 dollars
>ask if that's enough
>wonder why they seemed so disappointed
>i too am a delivery driver
>if everyone gave me a 2 dollar tip id be satisfied
>wonder why this particular driver never delivers to me anymore
>feel too awkward to buy from that store after a certain point
>go out of my way to just pick up all subsequent orders from a different store to avoid the awkward

>fuck some other potential opportunity for a friendship up later on
>continue this until i die

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Why do black people say nigger so much? Dont they get bored of it or something? Sound really retarded m8

Wait a second, that's a large p*neapple and pepperoni pizza! And it looks cold!
How did you get in my house!

>have to be told repeatedly as a child to not imitate scenarios from fiction through the experience of being laughed at or reprimanded every time I try to seem funny or witty
>eventually accept that corny shit on TV doesn't actually happen in real life and if it does people hate it
I know that feel user.

You do know that "Nigger" and "Nigga" are two completely different things, right? It's retarded, I know. But unless you've never seen a black person before or have that Midwestern dialect where you pronounce your a's as er (like soder instead of soda,) I'm not sure how you can think they're the same

>"I've got a small sausage for you, bb ;)"

that is the cutest boitummy i've ever seen, i want to kiss it after we eat that pizza uwu

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Rub our dicks together desu

Give the young working force woman her $5 dollar tip for her generosity.

>if everyone gave me a 2 dollar tip I'd be satisfied.
Do you deliver to nothing but niggers? Pic related is my average tip.

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Friendly reminder that 52% of niggers don't tip, while less than 2% of whites don't.

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On a scale of 1 to 'What was that noise?', how sneaky is Sneaky?

>etikuck
neck yourself

I would report her to the manager if she didn't agree to suck my dick.