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>Thats why I haven't linked the thread over to the old thread

OH! That didn't work.

>put on sunglasses
>can stare at tiddies without anyone knowing

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Anything good planned for today SCEA?

>put on sunglasses
>see a proper good pair of tiddies
>tilt sunglasses down for a right good stare

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Looking at transition timelines again. Would you, lads?

imgur.com/a/JkkSP

Utmost beta. You should be staring shamelessly.

No friend. But I should follow up some jobs for my own benefit. How about yourself?

Greetings from Neetonia

How are you fellow citizens of Anglistan?

Feeling good, quite a nice day today. Looking forward to some heat

Rightio then, will be calling the store at 10am mentioning my missed calls. Expecting a lovely interview where I can jew my way in and start racking in the dough.

Have to go outside today, fucking council fags.

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lads, i am THIS close to caving in and paying to lose my virginity to a prozzy girl or girl(male), undecided
i dont want to be a virgin anymore reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

just make a tinder account. I did and pretty much lost it the first week

>store
>dough

Yanks out

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>Utmost beta
tripfagging is by far the most beta act

im too ugly to get a girl like that desu

why didn't he just tell her to fuck off, I would.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-43799850

Am I still a virgin if I humped with clothes on and came?

What's it like being the lowest IQ thread on the lowest IQ board?

>tripfagging is by far the most beta act

Betas wouldn't cope with the abuse.

Imagine being a trip fag on the dumbest thread on the dumbest board

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lel, he went from normie chad to the virgin domestic abuse victim

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What kind of pathetic husk of a man do you have to be to get abused by a 22 year old girl? It reads like a comedy sketch

Feeling very down lads, may be unironically depression. What do? If I go to the doctors they'll give me some crap. If I don't it'll probably worsen. Just generally sick of it all and am not in a position where I can change anything.

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I really recommend going to the doctor's and trying to get on an anti-depressant. And if they won't give you any just order some off of a dark market. My anti-depressants have helped me. You might as well try them, right? Nothing will get better otherwise. And if you don't like them you can just come off them

I read venlafaxine is good

nah you're right. Trapfags are a different class. Omicron ass

I think my vision is getting worse lads.

Probably due to staring at a screen so much.

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I thought the "staring at screens is bad for your eyes" meme was only relevant during the CRT era because of the strobe effect? I don't think modern monitors have any negative health affects

He was never 'Chad', he was a literal pussy whipped bitch. Bravado aside - I have a lot of 'Chad qualities', but I've never had a GF. The concept of 'Chad' is fallacy.

>Omicron

What???

Chads do exist but the problem is everyone thinks its the physical qualities that make you a Chad when in reality its the personality, charisma and confidence

How about all the side effects and crap they give you? Heard it permanently fucks you're brain so you need them to be normal. Don't have anything else otherwise, literally no choices beside medication.

>no jobs going in my town
>must get this one I've got a phone interview with otherwise it's a few more months of doom
I can't even express how fucked I'd be without a job. 100% I'd ascend to heaven.

They permanently changed me to the point that I don't feel much emotion now years after I stopped them. I really don't recommend them unless you want to become a literal robot.

hope you get it lad, then you can join in on the daily moan about work while being smug that NEETs can't afford hot water and food that wasn't made in a factory by chinese kids

I'd really like to hang out with Tim in his rented flat. I;d like to be Tim's friend. I'm going to procure Bio Oil from the high street and rub it all over my face.

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Fuck work and these general anxious feels. hopefully get better real soon

>made a big batch of bolognese, enough for four meals
>poured into tubs and left to cool down
>just woke up to discover I forgot to actually put them in the fridge and they've been left out all night

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The side-effects are absurdly exaggerated. I haven't noticed a single side-effect from mine. And if you get side-effects from yours, you just swap to a different one till you find one that works. I really resent those who make out anti-depressant to be big scary things because they're really not, and it was those people who put me off of getting the treatment that would have helped me for so long

Thought that said four weeks then, mad bastard haha

At least Timothy James Byrne has a rented flat in high Wycombe, not like you, homeless chan.

Fucking hope so. I can't imagine summer without a job. I'd just be sat in my room all night going to bed at 7am. Fucking great life this is, can't wait to see what the future holds for me.

Yeah, heard pretty similar things elsewhere. Considering a few options, weed use a bit, going for a bit of MDMA to get a bit of happiness this week. But weed is just generally shit and boring, MDMA will eventually fuck me up more.

Lifestyle changes are the most important, though I'm not really in a position to change.

Drugs are all good and well but still, I have nothing that makes me remotely happy right now. I literally spend most waking hours posting here. I don't do anything else apart from walk the dog and do the odd drugs. Vidya is beyond boring, media like TV is unbearable, social life is non-existent. I'm just living and drugs won't help that particularly.

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Where did thy vitriol emerge henceforth; kind friend?

it turns out it you press large but accidentally put down a regular cup at the costa machines it still fits in the cup fine. save yourself 30p lads

>Drugs are all good and well but still, I have nothing that makes me remotely happy right now. I literally spend most waking hours posting here. I don't do anything else apart from walk the dog and do the odd drugs. Vidya is beyond boring, media like TV is unbearable, social life is non-existent. I'm just living and drugs won't help that particularly.
I understand, lad. I too have long lost enjoyment in a lot of things. I don't watch anime anymore, I don't play vidya anymore... All I do is post here. I found that my anti-depressants helped me with the constant, pervasive sadness though that seemingly had no definitive cause. I think a good way of describing it is that it clears your head, and makes it easier to then try to enjoy things again

Good luck lad, things will get better

>say it's "to go" to avoid the surcharge
>eat in anyway

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holy shit just fuck off you vapid cunt

nobodys forgot you bullied tilde for months cause you got rejected you utter cunt

Might just drop 250ug and go for a long walk and see where it takes me.

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You're being way more uncomfy than Crona right now

had a nightmare about homework
haven't had to do any in 2 years but the conditioning is serious

i dont give a shit

he isnt welcome here with his shitty meme advice and needs to be outed. this is probably him without his trip too

Have fun. I wonder what it'd be like going outside on LSD. I might try that next time. But I wonder if it'd be safe. I worry I would get hit by a car or something

I occasionally have nightmares about being late for school even though I graduated in 2008

Tim's got a very sore back today. Poor lad. I think I'll send him a 'get-well-soon-Tim' card. I'll accompany it with a paramedic bear if I can find one.

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Well I've only ever done acid in the dark, dropping around 7pm each time. In the dark it's alright but outside is touch and go. Depends what you do. First time we went to small woodlands and it was just dull because it was brightly lit but the coulours were shit because the time of year.

The other time we popped to the shop. We encountered like 4 crackheads off their head. 2 crackheads wanted to nick the other ones bike so were manic. I thought "Bad trip or reality?" But I was in control and knew if they kicked off someone would protect me, just had a feel. Maybe not the safest feel but it was cool, I knew they didn't have any interest in me because I was just buying my stuff.

May not do it today as I'm on the verge of death but may do it Friday. Ever had weed on acid? It's lovely because there is none of that dumbness you get on weed but your trip is heightened. Only for the experienced though because it may go quite wrong.

I hate working so Damn much but Im not happy on my time off either

Is everyone out enjoying the sun or something

>Ever had weed on acid? It's lovely because there is none of that dumbness you get on weed but your trip is heightened. Only for the experienced though because it may go quite wrong.
That sounds pretty cool. I've never tried it though. My only experience with weed has been very disappointing so I don't think I'll be buying any anytime soon. I really really want to try MDMA with LSD though

>got invited to a work evening next month
>feel only panic
Every time I think I'm becoming normal something like this happens to remind me I'm a gibbering wreck whenever I leave my comfy groove.

Is it compulsory lad?

anyone use escorts?

whats her AW link can't find anything on UKP about her

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=9rfXgT4oE2A

Did you use the search options on AW?

No, I don't think I'll end up going but I said yes now because I couldn't think of an excuse.

Bet you get off on it you beta bitch

Any idea what you're going to say to get out of it

What Chad qualities do you have? I don't think you know what a Chad is

No idea yet, I'll think of something. I don't want to spend my Saturday night eating minestrone soup with my work.

>that male domestic abuse victim
I am so confused. Is this a hoax? The guy could literally have picked up that girl with one arm and slammed her.

You people are fucking dumb honestly.

If I was in that situation, the moment she hit me with a bottle or whatever I could literally just sit on her and wait for the fuzz to arrive

Back in the day what day time telly did you watch?

For me it was homes under the hammer

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I think he's a bitch boy who only pursued any of this legally once she left him for another fag.

True story here. I came home drunk one night and my gf was pissed off I was late, after a brief argument she smashed my living room mirror and punched me in the nose, making it bleed.

I held her down, called the police, and when they arrived they handcuffed me and let her gather all her things from my flat, without allowing me to even check what she was taking. She ended up stealing a bunch of my things.

The police officer who handcuffed me was a senior ranking male officer, and the other one, who escorted her around my flat, was a young female, lesson being it's not matter of sex or incompetence, it is simply how our society deals with female-on-male crime.

I mean, I get it, usually it's the man doing the harm, but once in a while you get these sickening cases of serious neglect.

Remember some lad posted about a woman who slammed her doggo into the ground and her boyfriends subsequently got put on a tag, she got probation. He wasn't even there at that time.

Shitty world we live in, I'd not been able to cope in your situation. Fucking whore would probably be beaten to an inch of her life treating me like that.

Diagnosis Murder reruns with Dick Van Dyke. Also Cash In The Attic with that wacky cad host. I'd always watch the beginning of Working Lunch just for its sick themetune too

Just make sure you handle these situations as cautiously as you can, because making complaints at the police or pressing charges or even just whining about double standards online gets you nowhere. Things aren't going to change because police have been conditioned to assume the male is always in the wrong.

s-say yes to the dress

Seeing a prossi today lads 60 quid for a quick shag. I fucking love cheap Romanian prossies

>Diagnosis Murder
I used to watch this, dick was a doctor and his son a cop right? and was more a Bargain Hunt boy.

Still feel nauseas from the morphine I took yesterday.

Noob punter detected. Romanians are known scammers, good luck, but you'll probably get ripped off or contract syphilis.

>s-say yes to the dress
Get out of here gay yank
Cheeky girls

Yeah that's the one. Did the same host do both shows? I guess I watched both then, they kinda blend together

i bet this is the guy who thinks he's made it because he got bennies. if all you're spending is 60 then i laugh at you.

anything under 200 an hour is fat munters.

Yeah, I doubt I'd refrain from serious beating or something. How dare someone dictate my actions, attack me and then damage my stuff. For her to steal under supervision of police too? Worthy of brutal beating. I'd enjoy it so much it'll be worth years in prison.

Imagine crushing her ribs and stomping her legs... Bliss.

Yes they do kind of blend together but i think david dickinson is the wacky host you meant who was on bargin hunt also roadshow thing

>anything under 200 an hour is fat munters.
You're just a dumb wagie mug m8

To be fair, if you get bennies and you are happy then you do have it made

Yeah him. Always reminded me of the comedy actor Terry Thomas

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>you do have it made
NEETs and their mastery of the English language...

odd looking duck youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

Nice try but I don't work for wages.

Stay mad, poorfag, while I hire two premium escorts and rail coke off their tits while you get a sad little fuck from some disgusting hair bitch in your shit IKEA single bed lmao.

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>44764645
great larp m8