>Go to store to buy weekly 1.75L bottle of vodka.
>Give ID to clerk.
>mfw he says "Oh dude, you're good", and doesn't look at it.
welp
Go to store to buy weekly 1.75L bottle of vodka
Aaron Davis
Jason Murphy
you know you're getting old when they stop checking your ID when you buy booze.
Asher Hill
>alcohol ages you
Whoa man, like whod a thunk?
Luke Collins
>Be 22.
>Most people think I'm 19 or something.
>Always asked for ID.
>Dude just knows I'm regular alcoholic.
James Nelson
he could have just recognized you if you're a regular
unlikely but it may help you sleep at night
Jayden Brooks
>work overnights, finish shift at 7am
>walk up to cashier to buy bottle of whiskey
>old lady repeatedly gives me concerned looks of disgust
>definitely thinks I am a hopeless alcoholic day drinker
Levi Scott
>I know this feel
>broad day; early afternoon
>weekday
>buy can malt liquor and ferrero rocher only
>cashier visibly has that wtf dude look on her face
>almost spill my spaghetti and say im having a rough one
>pay; leave
>indulge
They really shouldnt pass judgement at all, not like I was buying a toy gun, mask, and condoms, shes actually pretty cool but she was a cunt for that look.
Nicholas Moore
it is kind of an odd combination, those two products. Also ferrero rocher are extremely delicious.
Gavin Murphy
>tfw 27 and still get checked for id
Leo Reed
>go to store and buy my 10 dollar handle of fucking gutter swill vodka and pack of cigs
>cashier lady looks at me like I'm a complete fucking piece of shit
>tells me to "be safe"
it's not a good feeling
Thomas Jackson
>weird combo
>more like depression combo
I was feeling down so I wanted chocolate and alcohol. Turtles are my favorite kind of chocolate desu.
Jaxson Miller
she can smell the self hate. No one willingly drinks 10 dollar piss vodka unless they want a cheap blackout episode.
Although I did recently discover some legitimately tasty imported from Mexico 9 dollar tequilla.
Brandon Martinez
>tfw 21 and no valid ID
>have to go to the next count over to get a new one
>know nobody here in town
>no car because NEET
Jayden Sullivan
>looking at other people
Here's where you messed up.
Cooper Rodriguez
my state's dmv lets you do online ID replacements, check the DMV website if you have had an ID before. They might be able to mail one to you. Otherwise you're fucked, unless you have a county assistance group like social services. Sometimes they have abilities to help out with this kind of thing, like giving you a ride there for this purpose.
Jacob Price
>shit advice
Heres where you messed up. No one will ever respect you if you cannot offer eye contact.
Kayden Hill
Yeah I'm fucked. There is a place in town to renew IDs but i moved here from a different state so thats out.
Jaxson Clark
>have a decently positive interaction with the only girl in class
>have to get drunk and high off my ass to stop feeling like absolute shit after
why am I like this
Josiah Wood
>tfw 24 and never get carded except at applebees
>Could literally buy anything from any liqueur store but if I forget my wallet or something i can't have a beer with my mediocre semi-fast food with the gf
maaaan, fuck applebees
Ryan Anderson
>Broke AF.
>Buy 1.75L of vodka.
>Chips.
>Pop.
>Distilled water because the jews are trying to contaminate my precious bodily fluids.
Always wonder if people are looking.
Oliver Gonzalez
>cute girl doesnt treat you like a complete piece of fuck
>immediately fall in love with her
>any social interaction imminent
>strong urge to cope with controlled substance
Nicholas Johnson
This thread just got weird af.
Ian Turner
boy do I know these fucking feels my man
Joseph Allen
>chips
>vodka
>worried about the jews fucking your body
I got news for you user, you where the jew all along.
Joseph King
>Not outjewing the jew at their own jew game.
We the jews now.
Camden Scott
>buy 2 packs of smokes for 3 days
>later a micky of whisky because i want to get drunk and want some smokes while i'm drunk
>go in smell like an ashtray look like shit because i just finished getting pissed and smoked a bunch the night before
>everyone looks at me with this look of "that dude"
just want to buy my smokes and booze leave me alone twats i pay and that's all that should matter.
Jason Miller
my dude, i live that 1.75 and chips life too
>getting fucking hammered and eating some salty crunchy chips with some music or games
nothing better
fuck applebees mate, the only thing good they have is chicken tendies and i can get those anywhere
Adam Nelson
Are you the quiet family member at all the functions too?
>user, do you have a gf
>haha, just t-talking to one
>why are you all cooped up in the room everyones outside?
>just chilling, relaxing haha
Anthony Harris
pff says you jewboi, I dont even live on earth.
Caleb Murphy
>tfw never drank alcohol before
Parker Howard
I don't really have family functions but anytime I'm around extended family that's exactly how I am
Aaron King
>be gone underage!
Carter Mitchell
I'm 19(legal age here you fags) and never get ID'd, but my 23 year old friend does. Just grow a bear, nerd.
I really don't get why they do this. Is it that far of a stretch to think that maybe not everyone drinks as soon as they buy it?
Leo Harris
I'm 21, and I've been on this site for about 8 years. I'm not a normie so naturally I don't have friends to drink with when I was underage.
Brayden Garcia
19 here, same. 18 is the drinking age where I live but I'm too scared to go in public and get my picture taken.
Joseph Garcia
>hes a baby
I have alcoholic genes, I stole a handle of whiskey sophomore year and drank the thing to myself, thats how I cut my teeth drinking. Not bragging. Just stay away from the stuff desu.
Jonathan Barnes
>grow a bear
>tfw no qt bear cub to raise into being my perfect drinking buddy and intimidate cashiers when they ask for ID with a loud roar
>tfw no bro bear to catch salmon with while having some vodka
James Harris
>2018
>not having a bear farm
Blake Baker
My last name is Irish, and my dad's side of the family are all white trash, so naturally they drink a lot and are incredibly obnoxious. Maybe I just didn't want to drink because of how much drunk people have annoyed me.
Easton Rogers
>get drunk early
>wake up early
>finish bottle
>walk to store because driving is dangerous
>see employees go inside
>try to follow them in
>sorry dude we don't open until 9am
>its 7am
Mason Gray
I think my problem is im obsessed with vices. Always have been, at any one time I need to have a slight addiction to something. Its normally the same few I recycle. Im putting the bottle down for a while, hope I dont pick porn back up in place.
Landon Foster
>clerk at local liquor store carded me twice before telling me she remembered me
>that was dozens of handles ago
>was friendly and bubbly at first, but has gotten visibly more concerned every time I see her
>tfw booze waifu cares about you even when you don't care about yourself
I hope she doesn't think something happened to me when I inevitably stop coming in
Wyatt Brown
>local liqkike store
She probably doesnt care about your liver desu.
Jeremiah Long
Alcohol is deeply entwined in European culture, Muhammad.
Gavin Green
I think it's the fact that he has been going in weekly and the clerk recognizes him.
Henry James
fuck stop it you're making me feel like shit fucker
Adam Ward
>tfw you go rifling through all your things and see all those fucking empties
>havent even been drinking feel my fuckin liver
Adrian Gray
DON'T FUCKING START
Nathaniel Roberts
I have on a couple occasions but I just do not like the taste of it. I dont like the feeling of being drunk either. It is not a nice feeling. I dont need it, I am high on life
William Barnes
>tfw you get drunk and cry because you hate yourself and your life
>this happens every time you drink
>but you still drink every night
Andrew White
>tfw when you can't even cry anymore
Ayy, lmao
Asher Rivera
Fucking Sherlock Holmes desu
Nicholas Bennett
I'm fucking 29 and still occasionally run into the little arguments of no way you're old enough to buy, one person acted like they didn't want to give my ID back until the manager said I'm a regular and it's real. It pisses me off, sure it's their job but it inconveniences me too much. I don't mind being ID'd, but once they confirm the numbers that should be it.
Over time I've gotten to know who my favorite staff are at the three stores I visit most so that helps at least. The manager at the spirits store sometimes suggest me new shit, we talk about the store, or I'll request spirits. Sometimes she slips in free sample bottles. The girls at wine shop are fucking idiots but the men are pleasant and knowledgeable. My dream is to one day run a store of my own. The problem is I'm prone to just drinking my favorites. I buy wine by the mixed case with a rule that half must be something different. Even then I stick to the bigger reds. Lvl 1 sommelier would be cool but it's intimidating. One day I'll sign up and test.
Jack Myers
May as well go back home and pass out. That buzz is gonna dry up by the time the store opens up
Ryder Cox
Fuck. Are you me?
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