MBTI guys

MBTI thread, let's go.

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Horoscope self affirmative bull shit

Join this sweet MBTI server, epic tokers and stoners only.
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This server is sick as FUCK

Yo yo yo ESTP WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

nice

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ENTP actually, so go fuck yourself

INFP here. Why can't you guys be nicer?

I try my best not to bully INFP women

entj with midas touch here

eat my fucking ass you feminine homo

give me one reason why us ISTPs are not the mastrace

...i'll wait

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>...i'll wait
it's pretty self evident, you fucking pussy.

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>INTP-A
>81% introverted
>66% intuitive
>93% thinking
>82% prospecting
>63% assertive

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Here you go.
Everyone gets a (You) when I notice they post my wife.

Unironically what the fuck even goes on in these threads. How can there be a general dedicated to some personality test thing. Is there even any science to this shit or is it astrology tier shit?

It's for fun idfk

Thanks, I guess desu senpaitachi

It makes them feel special and unique so let them have their fun, however it is just bullshit.

>2018
>people still don't realize that INFJs are kindhearted

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why do you call me a pussy?

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>its fun
But how? Do you guys just bantz each other for being one combination of letters instead of some other or something? I don't understand how much fun or general content can be generated from "Capricorn master race, lmao at aries fags".

>they told me I can be anything so I become what they wanted
give me one reason why us ISTPs are the mastrace
...i'll wait

Fuck off, Capricuck. Aries will always dominate your weak assholes.

threads somehow managed to get worse the longer they went on too. i remember when half the threads were about cognitive functions (actual interesting concept that, while probably pseudoscience, provides some insight in human thinking patterns etc) and people discussing + explaining it.
now every time i open these threads its just 'heh infps unite! post your least favorite type'-tier shit

But how?
Just another way to call each other fags.

Why hello there fellow estp, could you gift me devil may cry 4 on steam?

If anyone else wants to gift me shit, i'll be right happy to accept it

1. not emotionally dependent on others
2. not thirsty or greedy
3. don't take life too seriously

sliding under the radar and spending my free time drinking alone and indulging my hobbies is the only way I can imaging living life

everyone else seems spooked and spastic about things that don't really matter

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Its very braindead to compare this to astrology, when its literally random.
mbti its based on behaviors, and putting a label on them. That's it.
we find people with similar behaviors, and people with different behaviors, and shit post about it

ENTP

Agreeableness: Exceptionally low (Bottom 1%)
>Compassion: Moderately low
>Politeness:Exceptionally low (literally scored 0% here)

Conscientiousness: Moderately low (Fuck my shit up senpai)
>Industriousness: Very low
>Orderliness: High (Literally Hitler)

Extroversion: Exceptionally high (inb4 not a robot)
>Enthusiasm: Very high
>Assertiveness: Exceptionally high

Neuroticism:
>Withdrawal: Low
>Volatility: Moderately high

Openness: Exceptionally high (Top 99%)
>Intellect: Exceptionally high
>Openness to Ideas: Exceptionally high

Am I the quintessential turbo-autist?

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>needing people to make assumptions of you instead of having and displaying the actual trait

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That's literally the difference between Fe and Fi.

>Inferior Fe so they're born with the greatest handicap known to mankind when it comes to dealing with others
>Ti so their judging function is inwardly focusing, giving them no motivation to ever fucking deal with their handicap
>Double observers making them silent spergy losers standing in the corner in most, if not all, social settings
>No incentive to share information, virtually no understanding of feelings or values, their only bonding method becoming "similar interests" with other retarded ISTPs

Truly THE WORST type. Hands down. It isn't even geared towards any special purpose in society, just filling in low-mid tier jobs wherever they can for a few years until they slowly crumble between the grinding stones of routine and have to move on to the next thing.

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>1. not emotionally dependent on others
Schizoid
>2. not thirsty or greedy
No aspirations or actual dreams
>3. don't take life too seriously
Dead on the inside

INFJ awayyyyyyyyy

ENTP here
If we are the master race why am I so dead inside

gg/fF46E

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>support class for the INFJ
>master race
lmao

>ENFP
Not sure I understand the picture for ENFP's...
I'm not usually mad, I'm a pretty relaxed person, is there something that other ENFP's show that gives the rage pepe merit?

Checking in to make sure everyone's happy!

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You can't make me be happy.
>t.ISTJ

>tfw INTJ who doesn't know what to do with my life

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I'll try my best.. just wait!

How do you do in life, fellow intp?

The only thing that will make me happy is working in a small town, free from all the clutter of a city.

You've got to give us some talking points at least, my guy

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>implying the INFJ isn't the human equivalent of a Metal Coat which you can give to your ENTP Scyther to make it evolve into a Scizor.

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>special and unique
Every time, with the subject of identity, people will go for this snowflake meme if they want to belittle the discussion, despite it being precisely the opposite in nature.
>look here, I can be described as one of these 16 categories
>in other words, I'm the very same as approximately 456,000,000 other people

>tfw istj normie who is almost incapable of empathy

Somehow I've managed a gf and have kept her for so long.

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It's based upon Carl Jung's ideas on personality (introversion/extroversion, collective unconscious). They simply built upon it and expanded his initial ideas on archetypes. So far, it's been very accurate for everyone I know who I've gotten to take it

>tfw you and the other 455,999,999 people of your type will never congregate together and make a nation
Which nations would succeed?
Which ones would fail?

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>tfw want to eat cake with INTP, but am ENTJ warmonger

Hey at least we aren't every single bad guy in media (ESTJ)

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Is assertive objectively better for every personality (at least for life in the western world) or is turbulent every an advantage?

>mfw INTP on a downward slope to suicide
>know that there are ways to improve my situation but I do nothing
>mfw no face
It's like a nightmare that never ends. I feel like a prisoner of myself.

>go

going

leaving

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That's assuming the ENTP is the one doing anything other than supporting the INFJ. It's their purpose in life, and their biggest disillusionment comes from seeing potential in people and trying to help them reach then but those people always failing/not caring to reach it.

Turbulent is basically an overclock, it makes you weaker, but operates faster due to pressure.

Turbulent means neurotic, user

Tell me about myseIf

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>tfw stuck on the deep end of turbulent
>tfw lazy type so do nothing
>tfw never able to chill
>tfw just sitting around being tense as fuck all the time

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Quads!

But this is what they say that turbulent is all about.
Its their test, so I dunno if its true.

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All NT nations will survive easily
ENTJs especially
Sensers will adapt the fastest but never progress or collapse under poor government and slowly (over the course of centuries) recede back to the iron age
>Feelers
All male feelers are killed, probably by their own. Afterwards they will be plundered and be better for it. If not then they will be destroyed.

I'm convinced they just added it to have a letter to match each of the Big5's. Pretty stupid and redundant imo because it doesn't say anything about type, but many of their general descriptions are pretty lackluster as well so that's not surprising.

>NTs make a nation

How do they decide who'll be the janitors?

INTJ and you're not making any sense with this thread.

Differences in intelligence

>thinking NT's will be janitors
>not invading and enslaving the ISTJ for menial tasks

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Fellow INTJ here, just show idiots you're in every possibile way that's related to thinking, better than any od them.

>have shit tier spatial awareness
>try to invade

Nah, NTs are full set on science/diplomatic victory.

>>not invading and enslaving the ISTJ for menial tasks
The sensers will most likely be the strongest of the nations for a good while, ENTJs would passively enslave other nations but this defeats the point of the discussion since the nations would eventually combine if types were allowed into each others nations

>STOP BOSSING ME AROUND LET ME BE FREE REEEE NO MORE RULES I JUST WANNA DO THINGS MY WAY REEEE
>PLANS CHANGE WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ME REEEE
>THE CHOICE THAT CAN EASILY BE CHANGED IS THE BEST, WHY IS IT ALWAYS YES OR NO WITH EVERYONE REEE
>IF YOU TELL ME TO DO SOMETHING I WILL DO THE OPPOSITE I SWEAR TO GOD STOP OPPRESSING ME REEEE
pretty much this.

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ENFP
i'm here to annoy you
let's talk about your feelings
fucking ree

we need a final solution to the feeler question

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>All NT nations will survive easily
I dunno about that, i can see the nation of INTP collapsing
>government missing deadlines on projects constantly
>government paralyzed in parliament/congress due to radical parties and a ton of independents
>endemic corruption due to no one really giving a fuck about the law
>no large businesses driving the economy, instead a country of shopkeepers who tell you to fuck off
>any census is near impossible unless it's online
>building projects of low quality as no one wants to do it

F+E is fine. F+I is just pathetic.

Fuck you, go and die

Are you a bad enough dude to gas literally Hitler's personality?

i'm not a beta ass kisser

if you drew these please draw more

Personality has little to do with ambition. Any person can end up in any position given the right circumstances. Everyone has a situation where they would become literally Hitler.

No drawing involved, user. I just caption them.

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just seems like an ironic fate

ISTPs should gang up together, that could be a lot of fun

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i love you baby
don't be like that

Keep 'em coming then

yeah, that's why you are kinda annoying but if you wanna make me happy so much you could deepthroat my dick
t. ISTP

Oh god! Ugh you fucking sickos how could?! You killed ENTJ! you bastards!

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memebti is to Jow Forums as astrology is to /x/

that does sound fun, as long as we do some ultraviolence
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>16personalities
>MBTI

How do I stop being an INFP? Please help

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Fuck you faggot I just hate expressing because it makes me feel weak and exposed.

>have istp friend
>he makes me aware of my personality flaws and why I'm alone

wtf I thought ISTPs couldn't do this shit. why does he have so much insight?

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We hate ourselves so much because of that insight user.

lol such an ISTP thing to say.

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>INFP male
>Just woke up shedding tears over the idea of American poet Sylvia Plath

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You're pretty much an extremely smart, loud, lazy, manbaby asshole who can't focus on one thing.

xxFxlets, when will you learn?

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>look like pic related
>deep down do want a gfor bf to care for but have a ton of trust issues
>am the "tough on outside, soft on inside" meme because I've been burned before and don't want to go through it again
>most people around me are either total fruitcakes or about as trustworthy as a banker
Such is life

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We observe everything and can very easily put things together in our heads, and that applies to people as well

I can make out how someone is just by hearing them speak half the time

>ISTPs should gang together
That's literally what gangs are, a bunch of ISTPs and some EST*s and ISTJs. You couldn't name many fictional or real gangs that don't include some ISTPs.