>you're in the subway and see this
>no one else is around
>this might be your only chance to have the sex
what do?
You're in the subway and see this
Adrian Price
Charles Rogers
sit quietly and listen to music or something. I'm not a fucking rapist.
Dylan Russell
>in the subway
Ha! So unrealistic.
Elijah Cooper
>this might be your only chance to have the sex
Speak yourself you rapist faggot
Thomas Cox
I don't wanna go to jail so I would do nothing, as always.
Cooper Rodriguez
"hmm thats strange, we have received a hint that this board is full of woman hating rapists... you aren't lying to a police officer right user?"
Ryan Scott
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Anthony Phillips
Don't get me wrong, I hate women, I'm just not a rapist.
Benjamin Jackson
comeng trains like this are properly fuckin comfy
Nathan Roberts
wait if we can take naps i'm taking a nap
Matthew Ward
i wake her stupid ass up.
>MISS. MISS. ARE YOU ALRIGHT
Jackson Bell
>"fuck lolcow, officer. those ho's are legit psychotic, they start a fight then walk away and say we rapists while they casually and seriously talk about aborting male babies."
John Cruz
"nn-no sir, I wouldn't lie to you :)"
Nathan Sanchez
I hope she likes eggs.
Jackson Richardson
I knew this was coming, lel.
Leo Gonzalez
>"and not only that , they are fucking hideous. have you seen pixyteri? no body wants to rape her she is too ugly to rape, but she will call us rapists and make a report as if shes in danger from us directly, the mighty posters at Jow Forums."
Charles Hall
Thanks user. I liked that reference.
Joshua Gray
Fucking womanspreading
Gabriel Nguyen
try to wake her up and ask her if she's been drugged. take her to the nearest crisis center.
Bentley Wilson
fuck you lolcow. i know you actually filed a report on us. i wouldnt even give you a passing look thats how hideous you all are.
Adam Moore
Where did you get that police officer uniform, Jamal?
Luke Collins
I'd move to another wagon, I would feel very uncomfortable being in the same one with a sleeping naked woman.
Kayden Carter
id be fine. shes not ugly repellant like lolcow girls. if it was a lolcow i would actually move trains so i wouldnt puke from disgust.
Cameron Miller
>
organoreno cummento
Wyatt Taylor
>Not bringing her home and giving her a bowl full of eggs
Anthony Thomas
>melbourne train
lol she probably got fined for having her feet on the seats
Nathaniel Scott
Smart man, the world is always on the side of the roast.
Brody Cox
The police always reaches the passenger right before me for checking tickets.
Juan Fisher
the same i always do, mind y own damn business