so you dont own any firearms? sorry user but i cant be your girlfriend

I can't I'm bipolar, stupid cunt.

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"shut up american"

I would buy a gun. Is that even a question?

I audibly kekked, good job user.

desu, i borrowed that from Joe Dirt

I'd have zero use for them. We don't have a nigger problem and I don't hunt or enjoy plinking. Owning a gun just "in case you need it" would make me feel like a paranoid nut

I'm no soyboy nor am I anti-gun but sometimes having guns just isn't enough

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I buy a gun and shoot her in the dick

>possess a gun
>to defend
>against the government
good luck with that

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>Owning a gun just "in case you need it" would make me feel like a paranoid nut
>mfw normalfags really are this dumb

Dont have any guns, but you want to see my badass katana collection? My superior Nippon steel, with my cat-like reflexes, can stop any gunman you send at me.

Yeah all those losers in Afghanistan who have nothing but old Russian rifles and homemade explosives, they got completely destroyed by the government, right?

That's like saying owning a first aid kit that you have just in case you need it would make you feel like a paranoid nut.

I don't know why normies get so triggered when people plan ahead for potential negative events. You get the same thing if you say you have food stored up for an emergency. It's like they can't handle being reminded that there's a possibility that their lives might not go 100% perfectly. Anyone who admits to planning ahead briefly forces them to face reality and it drives them insane.

she got a nice pooper

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Shes from Norway though.

Sending a bunch of soldiers to fight in a different country they don't know is the same thing as sending them to invade a house with a couple people in your own country, where all your army and resources are and with public support (after all they control the media so you'll be seen as a terrorist).
Yeah, you gonna defend your wife with a machine gun

Worth trying, die on your feet and all that.

Actaully it would be even harder because the public is gonna have to see the atrocities first hand and not on the news.

Kidnap her at gun point.

Reddit please leaves now

I told my gf I wanted a gun at some point and she was cool with it. Said she could imagine me with a weapon collection or something

And this is coming from knoife loicense land too

Anyone that annoyingly shallow wouldn't be a good girlfriend

I'm mentally ill and own them anyways

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>Wants to date me purely based on material possessions

No thanks

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>he thinks real life is far cry 5
West Virginia detected.

>what do?
Shoot her in the face.

> implying personal possessions says nothing about you as a person

This is why I own 6 of them. Then I could bring her to the range and we can bond over target shooting, along with some healthy competition. All I'm missing is... the girl.

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im pro gun but my country outlawed guns before i was even born so what do you expect me to do? not like i could have defended my right to bear arms from my dads nutsack

but I already have 11

Why would anyone need more than 6 guns?