Shat my pants 30 minutes ago AMA

shat my pants 30 minutes ago AMA

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have you changed your pants yet?

Still waiting for help.

Did it smell bad, user?

yes i did
immidiately
ues very bad it was liquid shit

Will your mommy subtract good boy points for that?

i am not planning on telling her about what happened today

But how will she know if you deserve tendies or not?

Where did it happen?
This question won't be original I suppose.

i have a lot of savings
at home
I was brushing my teeth like a good boy i am
felt fart accumulating at my rear
so tried to help him go out
then i felt something weird and my pants seemed heavier

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How long did it take you to realise?
What did you do afterwards?

how bad is your diet op
nic dubs

only a second
as amount of suspects were limited

quickly dropped my trousers to my ankles to avoid contamination and slowly walked to bathroom
threw pants outside then pulled pants down and sat on toilet
squized a lot of shit, mostly liquid with few bigger nuggets
wiped my ass, it was fully covered by liquid shit so i took some time
then went back to bathroom to take shower
after i was done i threw dirty pants into washing machine
now im here

i ate a lot of cabbage past 3 days
perhaps it wasnt fresh enough yesterday
otherwise my diet is fairly diverse

last time i shat my pants before today was in primary school

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noice trips
checked.

The shitty pants waddle. Classic.

did it drip down your leg?

no it was only a spoonful of shit,
but it soaked into my underwear and when i was sitting on toilet few drips hit toilet sit

Now what? Isn't your washer going to be permanently contaminated from placing a literal turd in there?

lmao imagine if OP was a fembot on her period hahahah wouldn't that be weird

i put some extra detergent there
it should be fine, there wasnt that much shit on it
i am boy, big boy

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Itchy yet?

no i took shower afterwards
im good as new

Are you a neet? You seem cool, you had a hard day so just spend the rest of the day relaxing dude

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did you sniff the poo afterwards?

yes i am a neet for some time now
thanks fren
no i didnt

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