Fembots would you date a fat guy

Not as sorry as you're gonna be!
*fucks your butt as punishment*

Owieee anonnn~ I'm a virgin! Not nice! >:(

Sorry for what? Are you ashamed of something?

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Fuck off with your fembot threads. Why has it become acceptable to actively adress females on this board? You do realize by acknowledging their existence and even giving them the status of a "robot" you're welcoming them to stay here.

I don't know, user! I felt sorry though so I apologized!

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Is it about dicks user? Are you smol?

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what about dicks? I'm 5'7 I don't know if that's smol! OwO

Yes. As long he is kinda qt. I would definetely date a chubby guy no doubt, but fat... it really depends of the person.

Not smol enough qt

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Sorry, user! UmU

Still saying sorry? You're never gonna find the fat bf you want like this.

reminder that none of these faggots are girls. You can cry and whine all you want, but that does not change the fact that girls do not post here.

Are you retarded? I am a female, I am posting here.

I'll try harder not to apologize, user! I didn't know that was a bad thing, I do apologize too much honestly... ;~;

It's a quirk that gets annoying pretty fast. It's kinda cute, but don't overdo it!

You're not a female, you're a larping faggot.

actually no, NEVER.
im a famnon that actually like when guys bigger then her but not in a "fatty" way.
but i dont have any probs about fat ppl, one of tem my best friend (like a bro for me).

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>but i dont have any probs about fat ppl, one of tem my best friend (like a bro for me).
Yes yes, but I bet he gets off thinking about you.

Will do user! Thank you for the advice! :3

No, im a female with a vagina

user, SRS vaginas are pretty fucking disgusting you know.

>there are girls who like fat guys
liars

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not really, it just exists, all genitalia looks weird to me

Of course not, females are supposed to be fat, males are suposed to be muscular.

F=FEMALE=FAT=FEMININE
M=MALE=MUSCLE=MASCULINE

You don't even know what the fuck I was talking about, you stupid shit. Maybe you're really a woman.

No way. I work hard to stay in decent shape, I'd expect my partner to do the same.

>how dare you not know what im talking about on an anonymous board with no context whatsoever
calm down big boy

>not knowing what a SRS vagina is
uhm user...are you being a little bit transphobic????

hm ok looked it up, luckily i dont have one, so I dont care about it

Tucking your penis inside your ballsack doesn't make it a vagina, you know.

no I dont care
Originalololdhsh

But having a vagina, a uterus, a womb, and oviducts do; all of which i have

what do you find attractive about fat boys

Why are you fabricating such lies over the Internet, user? It's okay to be gay, it's 2018 after all.

Its also okay to accept women are on YOUR board, it is 2018 after all.

Trannies are not women though, but nice try!

I know, im not one, nice try though!

Welllll, something seems really comfy about snuggling up against a guy who weighs more than me, also fat guys seem to shave less and fat + hairy is the best desu OwO

I would, but most fat boys I had the chance to met were completlly idiots because never imagined the possibility... so yeah, character/personality counts more than the body itself

>had the chance to met were completlly idiots because never imagined the possibility
What do you mean?

user, I didn't think you went that far down the rabbit hole. I hoped you stopped at being a tranny, but to go any further is a bit..

The guy in your pic no. A cute chubby otaku bf is my fantasy though.

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to genuinely believe women CANNOT post on this board, is completely absurd! it truly isnt a surprise that youre on here hehe

I'll make you real woman and breed your pussy

Me and you, we're both here. haha ecksdee
And nobody said anything about women not posting on r9k, I am doubting about YOU, you dumbs slut.

>make me a real woman
you need to make sure youre a real man to do that, and if youre contacting me here, well...
Thats your own personal problem them

Why would a real man want damaged goods such as yourself?

>damaged goods
Im not even unpackaged goods uwu

someone's butthurt must be that tranny rage

By posting here you're damaged goods, be it phisically or mentally.

Word

how am in anyway butthurt

mentally, you got me there, but it doesnt affect how others perceive me, so I remain as unopened, packaged, fresh goods

Because your faggot ass forgot to use the lube last night.

I do. I met him in an ideal mate thread. He can also bench quite a bit and he showers every day. We go to the gym together and we eat delicious food together and its comfy. 11/10 life would recommend to anyone.

your mad because you know you will never be a real woman with a working vagina

Yeah, but when they get to know you, you'll see how your crazy makes the normies behave.
You'll be good for a quick fuck, then dumped for a normal Stacy.

>doing anal
No thank you Im not a degenerate
But I am a real woman with a working vagina, you mean to tell me when I period every month since I was 9 its because Im broken? Oh no.
No? I have normie friends they dont know, I even have Stacy friends who also dont know, youre grasping at straws user
Hm no
>implying id let anyone fuck me
Youre hilarious

silly tranny bleeding from you ass does not mean its your boi period.It just means your a fag

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>having period every month since you were 9
The brand of a slut in the making

>No? I have normie friends they dont know, I even have Stacy friends who also dont know, youre grasping at straws user

AHAHAHAHAHA she thinks they don't know about how messed up you're! Ever asked yourself why you don't have a boyfriend?

>implying id let anyone fuck me
He'll just have to manipulate your stupid ass, make you believe he's the one for you, and dump you as a sack of potatoes. It's been done since the dawn of times, trannie.

blood from my V A G I N A :D

yeah ive been attracted to some fat dudes. but they were very nice and otherwise took care of themselves.

id say my preference is for chubby cuddly dudes. I'd at least want them physically capable of doing active things when the time comes. not just being a lazy slob.

>the brand of slut in the making
Or, that my body is good and well
>AHAHAHAHAHA she thinks they dont know about how messed up youre! Ever asked yourself why you don't have a boyfriend?
But they dont think im messed up, as I said beforehand it doesnt affect how others perceive me, did you forget when I said that? You truly are retarded arent you.
>Hell just have to manipulate your stupid ass, make you believe hes the one for you, and dump you as a sack of potatoes. It's been done since the dawn of times, trannie.
I mean guys have tried, yet it doesnt work, Im not weak minded, again, user, youre grasping at straws, or youre just projecting, both of which are pathetic

That's just what you want to think to sleep at night, sweetie. When you aren't around they're laughing at that trannie "friend" that thinks he's a woman.
Oh user, boys you meet in your dreams don't count, you know!

>still thinking Im a tranny
There truly is no hope for you user

I vote we start a gender war and remove all fembots from existence

Who knows, maybe I'm just messing with you because I'm enjoying your salty responses?
You really are dumb.

no because then I will never be able to find a shy no standards sex slave

Im doing the same, you truly are dumb

But I'm not giving you any sodium chloride, sweetie.

I know, but youre trying to, which is all that matters

>tfw no chubby metalhead hubby to share tendies, beer and tunes with
fuck this gay earth

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What's a real man to you, tranny-kun?

>tfw gained 30 lbs and lost an inch of penis

not you, sweetiepie

Trying to rustle you, and your reactions to it were pretty entertaining.

contact

super unoriginal

exactly, trying to

Can you please tell me?

All the (you)s I got tell me another story!

>be me
>be string bean mode ftw
>date fat guy
>everyone says i can do better but i love him for who he is
>muh insecurities
>d-don't be nice to thinner men
>d-don't ask me to do something physically active, i feel attacked
>d-don't talk about my weight
>y-you're shallow for wanting me to lose weight for my health
>constantly threatening to leave or cheat if i gain a pound even though i'm underweight
>blames his weight for me leaving him

It's not worth it. Fat guys always have an underlying insecurity that rears its ugly head for the dumbest reasons. If they're not athletic, you're gonna have to deal with laziness, excuses to continue being fat and lazy and worse shitty hygiene.

Im not sure I know how to describe it though
No!

no, I only date tall handsome muscle hunks with big dicks to impregnate me with

Your mind says no, but your body says yes!

It doesn't go away when they lose weight either.

what stories would you like to hear?

Nah dude im hideous
dont want to get ghosted again
im also 80% sure im a great deal older than you

The story of when me and you are gazing at the starry sky.

>Fat guys always have an underlying insecurity that rears its ugly head for the dumbest reasons
So just like all women then? And every roided up faggot you want to be choked by?

i dont have that good of an imagination user

39 here, how about you?