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Quite enjoy summer lads, very comfy just walking around outside.
Do suggest you all take a comfy day walk with some happy tunes.
youtu.be/ubrLxJrtcX0

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Wish it was winter desu lods

Desperate I may be, but I'd rather stay single than date any of the fucking scum from that circus.

ive been on britfeel for a few years now i know the jobcenter people are rude and that doing/faking the mandatory jobsearch is hard and boring and on top of that no one respect you and you have no money

its a new day its a new life

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Another day in bed. Another day of no hope.

You're quite right I misunderstood, I thought you were saying you could get the freedom he obtained by simply having no wealth, because you said 'no material wealth could..'. Just crossed wires, I was pointing out that it's a mental freedom he obtained but you seem to know that already

sleep is nice, wish I were doing that right now

RIP Based Bruno.

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>faking the job search is hard
it's piss easy lad, i do it to bulk out my searches

you're still quite wrong. i dont have to go the job center at all because of autismbux. For now i am unconquered by your system and i will stay free until they manage to enslave me

yeah? shall I? only my mum in here with me

are you that flamboyant speaking 47yo autist?

Yeah I'm not a fan of watery bolognese either, a lot of the excess boiled off while I simmered it for about 50 minutes but it still could have been a bit thicker, I'll try your crumble method next time. Rocket goes great with pasta dishes!

Never attempted to bake any kind of bread, that sounds like next level shit to me and I'm still only getting to grips with basic cooking. Do you need a special oven for that?

Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, normally US only but I noticed it in Tesco for the first time so I gave it a shot. Decent lager

Spend 10 minutes memorizing several job postings before you go to your JC appointment. That's your week worth of looking for jobs.

i have to bring in written job searches

oh, no, please dont confuse me with that lefty mong.

youtube.com/watch?v=eqHX-n_EThc&t=2s

you talk just like him, sorry

bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/focaccia_08389 or alternatively just use buy premade pizza dough and use that. you don't need a special oven, but make sure it's hot and clean when you put the bread in. add lots of lovely see salt for extra taste mmm

Going to bed, lids. Night.

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Try oven baking it next time to reduce it. You'll find more of the liquid will soak into the meat and emulsify with the fat, makes for a much richer sauce I think.

afternoony afternoon, lad. comfy sleep

I can't believe it lads but I actually have a goth gf

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Appreciate it lad

Never thought of that, I'll give it a try next time

Fucking knacked lids my legs are killing me and am all sweaty

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I've been watching three films a day since the beginning of the year. Gonna watch some David Cronenberg next lads. Already seen The Fly and Videodrome. What should be next. Also, what are you lads gonna have for din dins tongiht

>Never thought of that, I'll give it a try next time
Does wonders, really does. Maillard's the top really nicely too. Spent far too long cooking bolognese in my time lad.

Big tiddy goth gf?

/10 ?

you been playing on a trampoline?

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lads buy me a 3d printer

Your printed gf wont love you user

average-tiddy goth gf
you be the judge

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Yeah, sure you do lad.

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Cutting grass

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I'd be pretty salty if I just got in a relationship and the person I was with felt it was appropriate to share photos of me around like I was some kind of prize desu

who needs a printed gf when you can have a printed bad dragon xl dildo

>Nice and hot outside
>Decide I should get some sweet vitamin D
>Go outside for 30 minutes
>Sunburned arms and face

Such is life being a pale fuck

damon albarn lad?

What were the skies like when you were young?

dere were less bloomin' chemtrails

why the FUCK is it summer
REEEEEeeeeeeeee I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT ITS TOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND MY COMPUTER IS DOESN'T LIKE IT EITHER, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RP IN MY GAME WHEN IM UNCOMFY
THIS IS SO UNCOMFY LADS AND IM ANGRY, IM FUCKING ANGRY
>inb4 REEEEEEEEE WHY U COMPAININININING GOSH U COMPLAIN WEN ITS FOOOOKIN COLD AND WHEN ITS FOOOOOOKIN HOT

NO SHUT UP I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALLLL

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Pretty much exactly the same only with more smog and less planes/satellites. Light pollution was worse too.

n less muzzers i remember once i went an had a cuppa with the pilot

I actually remember me and my brother being shown the cockpit on a flight. Never 'appen today like.

iktf lets run away to iceland together

How do i watch japanese films? i cant seem to find any on streams

Might actually have to break out the fan soon lads

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i don't even like hot weather
youtube.com/watch?v=90BX2ewxEow

honestly I just want it to be cold all the time, honestly think I would run away to iceland with you, even if you turned out to be a nut job I would still be able to start fresh in another country.

KINO shot lads

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good film as well
the cure for... something or summat?
can't remember now

>the cure for
Wellness. It's intersting but quite long and feel like it might just be 'woah weird stuff member Cronenberg?' movie

>'woah weird stuff member Cronenberg?'
not sure what that is, desu

David Cronenberg

ats the spirt i need to get out of this shithole town and start anew

Director of weird movies.

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I liked the bit where the nurse got her tits out and the bloke immediately started tossing himself off over them

ah right.
don't know who he is
thanks, mr mind reader. saved me a search

Is Britain this bad that the cops go around and raid regular homes in order to find weapons like knives etc?

Pic semi-related

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Havent reached that yet, something to look forward to

that pics a joke but I've never had my house raided, nobody who I know has ever, even the TV licences thing is retarded, never had a problem with it ever.

>cops go around and raid regular homes in order to find weapons like knives
no. We havent reached that point yet.

It's not actual homes it's public spaces

OI LADS I THINK I SAW THAT MIDDLE AGED BRITFEEL BLOKE YOU LIDS WERE POSTGIN A FEW DAYS AGO TIM OR TILDE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW HIM ON THE BUS.

no this doesnt happen.
I have countless knives and other 'weapons' in the house

>that pics a joke
I know. That's why I said it's only semi-related. I guess the "Oi BIN THE KNOIF" is just a meme then

I actually don't know about that, it probably isn't a meme, its probably a London thing or something

Afternoon lads, I just creampied my chink gf then had to pay 30 bongdollars cause I was caught driving in a bus lane. How was your day?

Will Jow Forums still find a reason to be outraged?

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went for a cheeky 5 mile walk yesterday. did i do good?

Had to dig fookin trenches all day in this heat and got attacked by wasps ever step of the way now I'm home and I'm going to shit post, lift weights and play vidya until I go to bed to repeat tomorrow

how do the lads on anonib get so many nudes of girls they know?

your mum is handing them out on the street

i'LL BE HONEST, BIT DISAPPOINTED

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Sitting in the garden of Toby Carvery. Hour and a half til I start work. Pretty nice just chilling alone in the sun.
Three girls walked past in skirts. One was so short or bum was almost poking out the bottom.
Outside isnt so bad lads.

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stupid shit for retards

like what lad?
*opens notepad*

hehe, oldest trick in the book. OFFICER DINGUS

>implying the girls dont post them their for attention and pity

are you a bad person if you share a girls nudes that she sent to you privately?

>sitting alone drinking coke and perving on girls
what are you like user?

Am I the only one who gets really deppressed by "nice" weather and Summer? Absoloutely dreading the oncoming heatwave.

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I wouldn't do it lad.

suck my ass. i like being tooled up

Yeah I can't stand it. It is the broad daylight at 9pm that really bothers me, why can't it just get dark at 6. Really uncomfy

nah youre a good lad who's looking out for his boys

it makes me happier. comfy walking weather. beach walks are the best.

>Am I the only one who gets really deppressed by "nice" weather and Summer? Absoloutely dreading the oncoming heatwave.
No

Do the rain dance
youtube.com/watch?v=aMTLs4qfJtI

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i like it being nice and dry but the heat does me in, i'm sweating already