What would you do if, after coming home, you found this on your bed?

What would you do if, after coming home, you found this on your bed?

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Wake her up, ask her to dress herself, then ask her to leave my home.
If she is a squatter and refuses to leave i'd call the police.

Go to town on that ass

Fuck
A qt black girl in my bed is all I want

Kick that nigger ass outof my house. Too un-thicc.

turn her into my nigger sex slave

silently call the police.

leave house immediately and call police about the intruder.

> burst's open door to sit on pc
> sees girl
> reverse burst open door till only a little gab is still open
> ask: ohhh ... sry , what r u doin in my room
- answer ?

slide off her trousers, spoon up next to her, slide my cock inside her, turn her head back to me and passionately kiss as i slowly moved inside her. fill her up and fall asleep with her against me

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I'd remain calm and back out of the room slowly. After that I'd call animal control.

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Call mom because I'm too afraid of confronting her on my own

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I'd wash the same wok for about 5 minutes and make pedophilic accusations under my Motorola.

>What would you do if, after coming home, you found this on your bed?

Jerk off on her ass

i bring her a bowl of eggs to eat

plant cocaine on her then call the police and say theres a squatter doing hard drugs in my house. that way she gets charged for intruding and the drugs and will probably have to do one of those soul draining drug court programs

Conquer that ass like my ancestors did

Wonder if this is a trap my gf setup. A bit convoluted for a trap but I can never underestimate her.

once I know the coast is clear that booty is getting swooty

Pound and hopefully impregnate.

Call the police. Fuck her quickly and dispose of her body. When the police arrive, fuck them and dispose of their bodies. A normal day for me.

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>>be me
>>Come home from a long week at work
>>find a nigger girl past out on my bed
>>burn house down

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>a black woman with a nice, shapely ass instead of a giant blob of curdled fat
COLONIZE her

Do black girls actually like fried chicken?

I would give her the white baby she wants

I'm a vegetarian so nah. But beforehand I did

Im so lonely I'd probably just take her in my arms and start crying

>after coming home
>AFTER COMING HOME

Nigga, you are on Jow Forums, we sit at home 24/7.

Make black babies and help black population increase,to truly control America.

Have sex with her

Absolutalie originalie

Minus the naked part, I actually know the feel. Try not to lose shit basically.

call pest control immediately

I'd clean the bed

Not sure if girl or a twink.

Dont care either way, id fuck it all night long.

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Call animal control and buy some febreeze