ITT: useless advantages you have

>tall
>not bad looking
>intense autism
>blush like crazy when i talk to people

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i literally talked about nonstop about anime and she kissed me to shut me up

> has chisled jaws
> dicklet
> manlet

>6'3
>cant talk to humans if my life depended on it

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>tall
>so is everyone else

>Virgin
>Never bored

>huge dick
>blow loads in no time due to insane hypersensitivity
>can't get laid anyway

>good at sex
>anxious depri faggot
Fuck my life
Girls want my dick but not me
I just want love, you can't wrap pussy around a broken heart ;_;

>can make things well
>cant think of ideas

help

>being 5'4
>only advantage is longer life

this is a joke, i wanna die ASAP

>Can talk to both genders.
>Pretty decent looking.
>Still manage to cockblock myself.

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fucking this, except I still get laid
>pretend it slipped out when I'm about to bust
>"I rly wanna eat you out right now instead"
>"wow you're so tight it kinda hurts can we stop for a sec?"

>have a bj fetish, cum after a few head bobs almost every time
>almost every girl tries to go down during foreplay
>so many busted nuts before the sex even starts

>6'2
>115lbs
>blonde hair blue eyes
>large frame
>average face

>mentally ill as fuck
>extremely low self esteem
>clingy
>self harm and suicidal
>socially retarded

So close yet so far...

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215lbs*

Oregoreg

>above average size penis
>too autistic to actually hit on women

I'm still mad the government took down Backpage senpai.

>good looking
>microdick

You ever masturbate and then the head of your dick is so sensitive that you can't let anything touch it for a few hours? And this feeling like you've got to piss but there's nothing in there? Shit sucks.

>6,2
>almost 8-inch dick
>Kinda fit
>Have no idea how to talk to girls other than as a friend

>foreskin smells like pepperonis
feelsgoodman

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>8 inch dick
>Pants are always on

yup, almost every time. those "when you nut but she still suckin" memes really hit home

Low IQ, exceptionally good episodic memory (always knew this but a genetic test confirmed it). Doomed to remember every painful detail of my existence and to not understand any of it.

>good at talking to girls
>quite attractive

>essentially asexual
>still want a pure, loyal partner to share physical affection with

I told you jackrabbiting away for 2 hours isn't being good at sex.

>attractive/handsome
>gay

You're not flirting.
Used to have the same issue.

Or do you sperg out on the way to the goal?

This except 160lbs 6'0"

>good looking
>small peewee
>hate all people and openly express that
>tfw no gf

>hey girl ur cute
>wow thanks ano--
>hahhaahaha just kidding it was a joke calm down ghahahahaha

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>my glans naturally produces low amounts of lysergic acid diethylamide
>be a sex god
>don't like drugs
>all of my gfs become raver addicts
I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE
WHAT DEVIL'S DEAL DID MY LAST INCARNATION MAKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>mental disorder, the post
Call me, pic related

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I feel you, man. I feel you.

Gangalore illipsum maximae

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i look manly and tough n stuff

but i'm really feminine and people say i act like a girl a lot so it feels useless

Your in man keep going

>nice fit body
>no one ever sees it

Literal 9 inch dixk.

100% gay bottom femboy who has literally never put anything inside another human besides a finger in my bfs mouth.

Bf is 100% top and wants nothing to do with my monster.

Still feel the primal urge to demolish pussy. Not attracted to women that much, but who doesn't enjoy watching one take a huge dick?

It almost feels like I'm spitting in the universes face if I never even take this beast for a test drive.

Rip
Tip
Drip

>great at making people laugh
>can't make friends
I guess they were always laughing AT me, then.

>can teleport/walk through walls using spells
>not enough maximum mana to cast even the most basic of spells

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>cartoonishly curvy waist, hips, butt, and thighs
>only average tit size

>psysically attractive
>awkward faggot
Oh well.

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>44774367
fuck off roastie this isn't even bad

>Good at talking to people
>Manlet (5,7")

I'd say I look 7/10 but
>dicklet
>manlet
>feminine voice
>feminine ass

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>Smart
>Short
>Ugly

D-discord?
DO you have a discord? haha

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that's cute be my autismo bf

>girls always tell me i'm smart and mysterious
>actually just hiding depression, meme cravings and fucked up sexual fantasies and fetishes

>got a gf for 2 years by being 'mysterious'
>not a virgin anymore
>turns out to be an abusive bitch and has me for sex only
>too beta to break up with her

>can actually talk to people if I try
>can't relate with anyone on a deeper level coz I'm just too mentally fucked up

>tall, probably 7/10 face
>120 kg lard monster, birthmarks and scars all over body

>good cook
>live alone, too lazy to cook for myself if it takes more than ten minutes

>lots of education that I'm not using

>good with money
>can't get a good job
>still end up being poorer than normalfags

Fast typist
>Only use it to shitpost on Jow Forums
Quick learner
>Only use it to research things in a cursory way to appear to be more knowledgable than I am

>highly intelligent seriously
>make stupid decisions at work which get me fired or considered foolish because I'm intensely hedonistic and have zero self control
>work in menial jobs 4lyf

basically half of the people here

>good at sex
stop lying. You know thats not true

>have rudimentary knowledge of basically every subject in existence
>never enough to actually be useful for anything important

this
all the fucking time

hey fag do ya know what prostitutes are

>6'3
>8 inch dick
>decent looks
Why did I have to be born a fucking social autist? I don't even know how to approach people, let alone ask a girl out

so much this. I would much rather be a handsome midget.

hey fag did you know that every good method of finding them was nuked by the good ol gubmint?
i refuse to spend 500 dollars to get a few pumps in on some aging whore

>Good looking
>autistic retard

> i refuse to spend 500 dollars to get a few pumps in on some aging whore
The stop fucking yo momma.

>cute and good at talking to girls
>only online because I'm too anxious irl

i kek'd good user, thanks

I am sorry to samefag on this

>can disect a person psychologically through psycho-analysis
>absolutely hate 90% of the knuckle dragging apes I talk to

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>big girthy dick that my ex was obsessed with
>delayed ejaculation so have to wank off to cum

>have an 8" dick
>am an ugly 5'3" chub and a kissless, hugless, virgin

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>wasting time, blowing money
>excellent at consuming drugs
>unparalleled misanthropy

>tall
>pig benis (specially girth-wise)
>socially retarded and a nervous wreck

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>tfw no tall big penis socially awkward bf
Are you qt?

Some girls have called me cute...yeah

I also have baby face, people say I look 24 when I'm actually a few months of becoming 30

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>deep voice
>everything else

>can easily talk to girls
>ugly
>have a decent dick
>doesnt get me laid/friends

>tall too but more lanky than anything else

>job requires literally no brain power
>all I think about is useless shit or make myself sad
Otherwise
>5'3'' turbo manlet
>nearly 300 pounds
>can't talk to women, can barely make eye contact with superiors
>dicklet
>low energy testostelet, all I want to do is go to bed when I get home
I wish someone would just beat my fucking skull in with a crowbar. I just want to die flailing, screaming, and knowing what it's like to really want to live.

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>job requires literally no brain power
>all I think about is useless shit or make myself sad
I could've written this, feels bad man
At your height and weight you could drop weight extremely quickly, I hope you don't give up. I went from 260 to 180 and it changed my life

>Tall
>use a wheelchair

>good looking, strong jawline, Jow Forums
>autistic computer nerd