This is why you must always read. I almost swiped right on this young man.
This is why you must always read. I almost swiped right on this young man
Elijah Johnson
Levi Wood
Why scribble out Mountain view college
Logan James
>that gut
>passable
yeah ok
Joshua Carter
you would swipe right on what is obviously a man? that thing has to tell you that for you to figure it out?
really?
Bentley Thompson
I didn't really give much of a fuck honestly. I just attempted to be nice and keep his info private.
Brody Parker
>you almost swiped right
>on that
Benjamin Young
you gave enough of a fuck to try, and totally failed to do anything close to what you intended to do
Colton Wright
When you're an actual robot you swipe right on everything that's feminine and looks like a whore. He had some other pictures with his ass sticking out so I assumed he'd be easy (he probably is) but I also assumed he was a girl.
Ethan Smith
you see that chin?
you see that jawline?
you those broad shoulders?
you see that big wrist?
that's how i know it's a guy
Gabriel Perry
>he doesn't swipe right on everyone
You need to up your game user
Julian Butler
He also has breasts, or what seem to be breasts. How was I supposed to know he's fucking putting tissue in a bra?
Carter Hall
>i also assumed he was a girl
that's the point. what the fuck is wrong with you?
Lucas Johnson
that only makes you look like a bot and wont get any matches
Samuel Rogers
masculine facial features (jaw, chin, face shape)
broad, manly torso
Robert Long
Tinder is for normies anyway, piss off.
Jason Sullivan
what?
do you even tinder bro?
Nathan Hughes
Tinder is the only chance a robot has at a slice of chooch faggot
Kevin Miller
>swipe right on trap
>match
>"Oh I'm a trap btw"
>unmatch
It's that easy, retardo.
Lucas James
No one can tell that you swipe right on anyone. That being said, I usually take the few seconds to scope out the fat girl angle shots and obvious beasts so I don't waste my time.
Tinder is like a daily quest on WoW. You just do press one of two buttons until it says you're done for the day.
Nathan Martinez
I didn't want to get his hopes up. He lives in an area with a bunch of macho Mexican guys, I doubt he gets many matches.
Ian Jackson
You fucking faggot. If you go on Tinder afraid to hurt peoples' feelings, you're doing it wrong.
By default, everyone that you talk to is a guaranteed roastie. Their feelings do not matter.
John Wood
Oh I have empathy for the guy that has probably had his ass kicked by cholos his whole life for being a fag and probably can't find a guy in his neighborhood that wants to be seen with him oh no I have empathy sorry
Jaxon Williams
Why not swipe right then express your disappointment
Evan Ortiz
>oh no I have empathy sorry
Then you're doing it wrong. Go on an actual dating site.
Hunter Rivera
The complete opposite. Beaners and niggers that act tough are incredibly prone to trannies. As if fucking some dude in the ass just makes them even more macho
Zachary Baker
Zyzz was the true Chad
All he did with whores was fuck them and move on
Luis Jenkins
are you new here or something, faggot? standard Jow Forums procedure to poorly hide information so that people will be more likely to respond. fuck off newfag.
Ethan King
Zyzz was the everyman's Chad. He actually understood the plight on the betas, because at one point he was one.
Dominic Cox
tinder has algorithms that affect you if you swipe right on everyone, so it intentionally gives you profiles that dont get many likes cause youre likely to swipe right on them