/britfeel/

We hit 500 and the shitpost cycle starts again edition

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First for sunny tim

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Oi tell yoo wot lods, oi 'ates, (insert pejorative) me. Dats wy Oi votid leeve.

tilde in
crona out

how odd, was just about to post /rare Tims/

collectors item lads

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i wish preube would come back

Quality post number one.

4th for trying to sleep in a hot cab

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What you lids upto other than being dramafags?

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Is his back better yet?

and anutha

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>Tilde STILL trying to cause drama with Crona when he's not even here

Tilde
>has a successful blog
>had a meetup that was widely discussed
>probably passes
>has genuine mental problems
>tries to make the most of their life despite the issues

Crona
>made a blog to mimic other more popular trips that nobody cares about
>had two meetups nobody cared about
>doesn't pass and is stupidly tall too
>pretends to have mental problems but is actually a functioning normie as evidenced by the meet ups
>constantly makes excuses and refuses to sort their life out despite getting kicked out of uni

Not surprising that Crona's SEETHING

Thirteenth for remove mould.

What is the word for this:
>earlier
>sitting down
>suddenly remember that i died sitting down in this spot and broke my neck
>obviously i am not dead
i am the user that saw dead people that were'nt there before btw

i wanna sell pics of my feet, whats a good price do you think lads?

On average I masturbate about 4 times a day, is this dangerous?

Not only is Tilde the most mentally ill here, I would strongly suspect that he's also the most juvenile.

Why did you post this again Tilde?

Bit pathetic

Feeling good today lads, actually starting to make progress in my life, would reccomend it.
Hopefully, soon I'll finally downgrade myself to Cyborg instead of Robot.

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I think this is actually crona pretending to look like tilde.

Quality post number two.

Reposting this drivel kys

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>I would strongly suspect that he's also the most juvenile.

That's patently not the case. Tilde has at least mastered basic human interaction.

Nothing wrong with that Mado unless you get blisters on your dick

Tilde > Crona

Crona drove Tilde out because she looks feminine.

he he ho ho
huu hu hu crona
duu dur durpf tilde
ho heh hu hu

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They're both shit, honestly

When should my lights come on? It's getting a bit dark but it's still so light outside.

exams in a month in subjects i dont know a thing about

Pic is you tilde psyop agent

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Tilde this really doesn't look great on you lad.

>Passing
Not passing is more robotic than passing and being a tranny itself is a mental illness.

I think Tilde is just liked a lot because of her connection to Ebin and the fact she's been here longer and did the whole tranny trip thing first. Im not saying Crona is good or owt but you get what I mean.

Still a little patch of sunshine here.

The fucking brainlet poster is the voice of reason

Quality post number three.

What is the story behind Tim? Who discovered him? Does he know of his infamy here?

>passing

just means "pretends well"

an actual transgirl doesn't just pass, she's just female

Really going for a nap this time,CI. CI-AO xx.

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tbf i can respect tilde for getting his shit together after quitting uni

I had nice view of the sun setting in the mirrors

I cannot vibe with queers

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>Shoplifting
>Quite clearly DOES user post here at least some of the time
>Passive aggressively insulted people in the blog
>Shows utter lack of compassion for family even though he's admitted they have been overall fairly supportive

compared to say Crona and Gooseberry who are just irreverent idiots (Gooseberry's pseud shit is very juvenile though admittedly) and Moni who is just utterly delusional

compared to crona tilde is great

just a nice comfy poster. crona admitted to bullying tilde out of the threads and is just a general cunt and hypocrite

He was never really discovered just sort of known about but recently surged in popularity here.

/brit/ once sent him photographs of poleaboo

>This is bait
Im a tranny lad, and no trans person ever thinks that, and if they do, theyre probably not trans, since you know dysphoria.
All trans people are painfully aware they will never be cis.

>go to big sainsbury's down the street
>don't buy anything
>head straight to the toilets
>shit on the floor next to the bowl
>head back home
Still grinning thinking about it, I know it's all fucking pajeets that work there so really it's like I'm doing them a favour

Not bait. I know plenty of women with dicks. I also know plenty of guys pretending to be women.

Why didnt you take a picture lad?

Are you on your phone or something why are you saving thumbnails

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>/brit/ once sent him photographs of poleaboo
How did that go? I really wonder what he is like irl. Sometimes he comes across as a normal bloke but others a total mentalist

>Im a tranny lad
post smol useless clitty with timestamp then
nothim

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There are people here who will clearly remain in their parents care for life, ending their days in an institution once their family have passed. Tilde is not amongst those, he/she/it has developed at least the basic trappings of an adult life.

Quality post number four.

Are you trans yourself?
Because honestly people getting offended for groups their not a part in is fucking stupid and thats how brainlets are born.

everything single bait/troll thread follows this exact formula:

>If you see a thread that matches this description
AVOID
>If you see a post that follows these rules
IGNORE
>if you see a poster trying to do this
CALL HIM A FAGGOT

tdil!

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>Quality post number five

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There are no women with dicks. If it has a dick it is not a woman, if it is a woman it does not have a dick.

I really want to be Timothy's friend.

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You know where he lives

go and be his friend

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Vidya tea vidya
And decided to be good and not drink tonight

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Artsakh

Cute "nation", pic related from its wiki page

Anyone wanna go there and coup it into /britfeel/ colony?

I just wanted to post this CUTE AS FUCK loli, holy shit

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What a load of shit,
>originalalal

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>taking a picture of a shit on the ground
because I'm not a fucking loser?

what about on the inside lad

sorry mate, trolling is a art

If we were going to coup a country, then it would and should be the Faroe Islands, comfy and full of Danish qts and not too far away from the Uk.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Artsakh
loving wikipedia's new feature

When the suuuun shiiiines
they slip into the shaaade
And sip their lemonaaaade
when the suuun shiiiiines
when the suuun shiiiiiines

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gonna have a cracking wank on the couch tonight

>you'll end up loving your dick so much you turn into a gay
>gays love touching dicks

should place it hidden inside a croissant

MEAT PIE

GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

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Oh cheeky! I hope your mummy doesn't see.

youtube.com/watch?v=3gvhKAjc780

got bloods and urine tested today lets hope im not dying bois

she's upstairs so i doubt it, wouldnt mind if she did see tho :^)

morrisons only sell kosher meat. same as nandos and kfc

Linda and Tony say with a giggle, their meat pie's not cooked in t middle

then wank in the hallway fucking pussy

That kosher bacon tho.

knew a lad i used to talk to on skype and he wanked in the living room and cummo'd on the carpet by accident had to explain to his parents wtf it was

i'm not trying to get caught, i'm just saying i dont mind if she sees

Big argument going on outside lads, hoarse sounding woman going mental

I'd like to see your proof for this.

>ch-chikusho! she said something I don't like
>h-how can I discredit her?

vocaroo it lad
please

OBVIOUSLY THE FUCKING BACON ISNT KOSHER YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID
THE MEAT THAT CAN BE MADE KOSHER IS KOSHER

FUCK YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=0kQIBZubgk0

>9 minutes youtube vid literally more kino than 99% of hollywood shit that gets pumped out

>he watches movies
>he doesn't re-read the same danielle steele novel over and over

Simply a fact. Women do not have penises, end of story.

>Still image
>kino
FUCKING DICKHEAD GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GENERAL

Schroedinger's meat.

Simultaneously Halal & Kosher. Fucking brainlet.

some women got engorged clits that shoot cum

>some women got engorged clits that shoot cum

No.

No where's the proof? Society defines what a woman is, not biology.

It's an audio-visual experience

it's a load of shit
i'm not hooked after 12 seconds and closed the tab

HALAL AND KOSHER ARE EXACTLY THE SAME EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT MENTION HALAL YOU CUNT

>No where's the proof? Society defines what a woman is, not biology.


Terrible bait lad.